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DukeUsul wrote:And where are Emilio and Martin?

Probably in church, praying for Charlie's soul....

colchar wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I don't understand why Charlie Sheen calls these two ho-bags "goddesses." They're not even remotely pretty.

Bree Olson has certain qualities that make her attractive. Not that I've ever witnessed them though...

Well, of the two, she's the prettier one, but she wasn't wearing any makeup the other day, and she looked like hell.

The other one has this nasty looking mole at the top of her forehead that looks like an overgrown tick or piece of. . . something. She should see the dermatologist for that thing, or at least put some concealer over it. I could not concentrate on anything she was saying because the mole was so distracting.

CathyCA wrote: I could not concentrate on anything she was saying because the mole was so distracting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

CathyCA wrote: I could not concentrate on anything she was saying because the mole was so distracting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw

EXACTLY!

It was sad seeing the police or authorities taking the TWINS, out of Charlie's home, via Radar online.

Isnt Brooke Mueller, the Twins Mother, Charlies soon to be exwife, a drug addict? Charlie Sheen has always drank too much alcohol and had Women around him. His father, Martin is an alcoholic. And these women that marry Charlie Sheen, know this.

The Twins looked to be very happy and content with their Father, and the Goddesses. Charlie loves his children (5 of them). I think he is just mouthing off and saying his opinion (although, i feel he voiced way too much). I wish Charlie Sheen would have devoted this much effort into his acting and Winning an EMMY for Two and a Half Men. I like the show. But generally just get to see reruns on syndication.

Daddy Martin, and Brother Emilio cant go in and rescue or save Charlie, Charlie is what 45 years old, or somewhere in that age bracket. Charlie Sheen, take care of yourself.

Apparently he has set a Guinness record:

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/ar ... a-day?bn=1

colchar wrote:Apparently he has set a Guinness record:

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/ar ... a-day?bn=1

All about the $$.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/why-charl ... ore-675071

Just for laughs...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/charlie-she ... -wellness/

Crazy Chucky has been terminated from Two and a Half Men, immediately and permanently.

He's living in a mansion with porn stars and blow... he's trying to bring back the Playboy Mansion of the '70s, especially since, according to one article, he insists his porn stars go "all natural."

wilson wrote:Crazy Chucky has been terminated from Two and a Half Men, immediately and permanently.

You suck! I was about to post this but you beat me to it.

I read somewhere the other day that John Stamos (!) was supposed to replace him but Stamos denied it.

bjornolf wrote:He's living in a mansion with porn stars and blow... he's trying to bring back the Playboy Mansion of the '70s, especially since, according to one article, he insists his porn stars go "all natural."

You mean those girls have never been to Brazil?

colchar wrote:I read somewhere the other day that John Stamos (!) was supposed to replace him but Stamos denied it.

John Stamos needs not bother with 'Two and a Half Men'.
He has already reached the pinnacle.

CathyCA wrote:

bjornolf wrote:He's living in a mansion with porn stars and blow... he's trying to bring back the Playboy Mansion of the '70s, especially since, according to one article, he insists his porn stars go "all natural."

You mean those girls have never been to Brazil?

Oh, they've been to Brazil, I'm sure. As one of THE top performers in the industry over the last several years, Rachel Oberlin, known to her, um, adult fans as Bree Olson, I'm sure she's been waxed to within an inch of her life. However, Charlie's made his "goddesses" leave Brazil, and any other "grooming" options, behind for the time being.

bjornolf wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

bjornolf wrote:He's living in a mansion with porn stars and blow... he's trying to bring back the Playboy Mansion of the '70s, especially since, according to one article, he insists his porn stars go "all natural."

You mean those girls have never been to Brazil?

Oh, they've been to Brazil, I'm sure. As one of THE top performers in the industry over the last several years, Rachel Oberlin, known to her, um, adult fans as Bree Olson, I'm sure she's been waxed to within an inch of her life. However, Charlie's made his "goddesses" leave Brazil, and any other "grooming" options, behind for the time being.

You mean like deodorant, too?

CathyCA wrote:

bjornolf wrote:He's living in a mansion with porn stars and blow... he's trying to bring back the Playboy Mansion of the '70s, especially since, according to one article, he insists his porn stars go "all natural."

You mean those girls have never been to Brazil?

Bree Olsen has definitely been to Brazil. Please don't ask me how I know this. But trust me, she most definitely has.

Charlie now claims he is going to buy the Red Sox!


http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/

colchar wrote:Charlie now claims he is going to buy the Red Sox!


http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/

Look at his fucking nose. It's crooking downward and the nostrils are as big as carwash sponges. He's turning into a hideous monster before our very eyes.

-EarlJam

colchar wrote:Charlie now claims he is going to buy the Red Sox!


http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/

Wait. Is this a joke? I mean, even if true, it's a joke, but I mean is it a full in your face joke? He's using a lot of his same lame lines. I think I just fell for this one hook, line and sinker.

If this is real, oh boy. I mean. Okayyyyyyyyyyyy. C. Sheen couldn't manage his way out of a dime bag right now.

-EJ

EarlJam wrote:

colchar wrote:Charlie now claims he is going to buy the Red Sox!


http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/

Wait. Is this a joke? I mean, even if true, it's a joke, but I mean is it a full in your face joke? He's using a lot of his same lame lines. I think I just fell for this one hook, line and sinker.

If this is real, oh boy. I mean. Okayyyyyyyyyyyy. C. Sheen couldn't manage his way out of a dime bag right now.

-EJ

Want a hint? Check out the cap in the first photo. Does it look right to you?