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BELOW what age does adult male beach/pool ogling become sick and depraved?

21
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15%
18
5
38%
17
3
23%
16
1
8%
15
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8%
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by devildeac » May 30th, 2009, 1:17 pm

Lose the blue hair and you ARE ON!!! :D[/quote]

Uh, then that's me! :D[/quote]

Ya know, if you pull your supports the right way (which YOU DO!) and continue wearing those shoes, and you shift your bifocals, the right way (I don't care)... OH SHIT (exponentiation to the 8th power)... YOU HAVE ME!!!!! YOU YOUNG HOT THANG!!!! :D[/quote]

Get a room, you two... :oops: :)) =))
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by CathyCA » May 30th, 2009, 1:20 pm

devildeac wrote:
CathyCA wrote:
cl15876 wrote:I frankly am attracted to the older more mature woman .... its a maturity thing!!!!
OMG--support hose, sensible shoes, blue hair, bifocals. . . :-s
You don't wear support hose, do you? :)) =))

I KNOW you don't HAVE blue hair, but secretly desire a royal shade of blue to your tresses...
I wear control top hose--they're not really support hose.

And I would dye my hair dark blue under certain circumstances.
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by devildeac » May 30th, 2009, 1:21 pm

This is without a doubt one of the funniest damn threads I have ever read, from the shovel to the various descriptions of, umm, "admiration" of the opposite sex and all the subsequent follow up posting. Keep it up folks, that's why this is crazietalk!
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by devildeac » May 30th, 2009, 1:23 pm

OMG--support hose, sensible shoes, blue hair, bifocals. . . :-s[/quote]

You don't wear support hose, do you? :)) =))

I KNOW you don't HAVE blue hair, but secretly desire a royal shade of blue to your tresses...[/quote]

I wear control top hose--they're not really support hose.

And I would dye my hair dark blue under certain circumstances.[/quote]

See below comments. :)) =))
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » May 30th, 2009, 4:42 pm

Darn you all for starting and contributing to this thread. I went to the pool today after walking 18 holes. I was hot and the water was cool, felt wonderful! Then, as I looked around at all the MILF's and teenaged jailbate parading around the pool deck, all I could think of was this thread... [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x :p :p :p :p :p :p
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by CameronBornAndBred » May 30th, 2009, 4:52 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Darn you all for starting and contributing to this thread. I went to the pool today after walking 18 holes. I was hot and the water was cool, felt wonderful! Then, as I looked around at all the MILF's and teenaged jailbate parading around the pool deck, all I could think of was this thread... [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x :p :p :p :p :p :p
=)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by Shammrog » May 30th, 2009, 5:44 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Darn you all for starting and contributing to this thread. I went to the pool today after walking 18 holes. I was hot and the water was cool, felt wonderful! Then, as I looked around at all the MILF's and teenaged jailbate parading around the pool deck, all I could think of was this thread... [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x :p :p :p :p :p :p
Funny you should mention it; just earlier today I was thinking about the need to start a MILF thread. That will have to be next week's...
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by Bostondevil » May 30th, 2009, 6:13 pm

As long as there's FILF thread to go with it. :ymdevil:

And thanks Shammrog, you know I think you're hot too. Especially when you beat me at Scrabble. REV indeed. BTW, is it my turn?
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by cl15876 » May 30th, 2009, 7:07 pm

Bostondevil wrote:As long as there's FILF thread to go with it. :ymdevil:

And thanks Shammrog, you know I think you're hot too. Especially when you beat me at Scrabble. REV indeed. BTW, is it my turn?
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by cl15876 » May 30th, 2009, 7:08 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Darn you all for starting and contributing to this thread. I went to the pool today after walking 18 holes. I was hot and the water was cool, felt wonderful! Then, as I looked around at all the MILF's and teenaged jailbate parading around the pool deck, all I could think of was this thread... [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x :p :p :p :p :p :p
Show us the PICs!!!!! :ympray: :D
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » May 30th, 2009, 7:12 pm

cl15876 wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Darn you all for starting and contributing to this thread. I went to the pool today after walking 18 holes. I was hot and the water was cool, felt wonderful! Then, as I looked around at all the MILF's and teenaged jailbate parading around the pool deck, all I could think of was this thread... [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x :p :p :p :p :p :p
Show us the PICs!!!!! :ympray: :D
No pics. No evidence.
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by YmoBeThere » May 30th, 2009, 7:27 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
cl15876 wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Darn you all for starting and contributing to this thread. I went to the pool today after walking 18 holes. I was hot and the water was cool, felt wonderful! Then, as I looked around at all the MILF's and teenaged jailbate parading around the pool deck, all I could think of was this thread... [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x [-x :p :p :p :p :p :p
Show us the PICs!!!!! :ympray: :D
No pics. No evidence.
Then it was just a dream...
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by captmojo » May 31st, 2009, 12:34 pm

All beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yes?
I urge all to behold any photo of Ginger Rogers, at any age of her life. My opinion, she was the most ogle-worthy woman ever put on commercial film.

Worth repeating, I did say ANY age of her life.
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by YmoBeThere » May 31st, 2009, 1:20 pm

captmojo wrote:All beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yes?
Well, except when its in the eye of a beerholder...
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by Bostondevil » May 31st, 2009, 1:24 pm

Shammrog wrote: My overt actions are those of a noticer. But my impure thoughts are those of an ogler.
Hey, I'm not the Thought Police. It's only the overt actions that make you a perv (or a criminal ;) ).
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by devildeac » May 31st, 2009, 2:26 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:
captmojo wrote:All beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yes?
Well, except when its in the eye of a beerholder...

Especially during/after the 5th beer, right, Capt.? :D
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by captmojo » May 31st, 2009, 6:33 pm

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Especially during/after the 5th beer, right, Capt.? :D
I'm only operating on one Boston Lager right now.
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And Ginger still looks good even without any. :x
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by Shammrog » May 31st, 2009, 7:56 pm

Bostondevil wrote:
Shammrog wrote: My overt actions are those of a noticer. But my impure thoughts are those of an ogler.
Hey, I'm not the Thought Police. It's only the overt actions that make you a perv (or a criminal ;) ).
I just want to stress that I am not a CRIMINAL.
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by YmoBeThere » May 31st, 2009, 8:22 pm

In that case, I may have ogled.
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Re: Beach Ogling...

Post by Bostondevil » May 31st, 2009, 10:40 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:In that case, I may have ogled.
:)) :)) :)) =)) =)) :)) :)) :))
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