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What the hell - one more before lunch meeting...

Shammrog wrote:What the hell - one more before lunch meeting...

I'm expecting you to hit 500 before sundown today. :ugeek:

TillyGalore wrote:

Shammrog wrote:But they are really f*cking stupid.

That is why I have cats. They are brilliant! Only a cat could figure out how to open and close the drawer where the q-tips are kept so he can play with them.

Walter is a delightful combination of plenty smart and total dipshit. The first time I took him to the vet in Atlanta (after I'd had him for almost a year), she asked within two minutes, "Now, Walter is kind of a goofball, isn't he?" I really have no idea how she figured that out as he cowered on the exam table with his ears plastered back, but she was spot-on correct.

Kitchen's almost done. Getting down to brass tacks here.

Bostondevil wrote:As I'm sure most of us already know, there is a rest area named for Joyce Kilmer on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Ah, yes. I always thought it quite amusing that the rest areas on the NJ Turnpike were named for people. The rest areas in North Carolina are named "Rest Area."

CathyCA wrote: Ah, yes. I always thought it quite amusing that the rest areas on the NJ Turnpike were named for people. The rest areas in North Carolina are named "Rest Area."

That's probably just as well...you know they'd name them all after El Deano and Tyler Hansfart and the like.

Give NC some credit, they'd name one after James Tayler too. And maybe, just maybe Thomas Wolfe.

Bostondevil wrote:Give NC some credit, they'd name one after James Tayler too. And maybe, just maybe Thomas Wolfe.

Good calls both. Thomas Wolfe would definitely get one; in fact, he ought to get one before James Taylor. The Asheville people would certainly lobby to have a rest area over there named after Wolfe.

wilson wrote:

Bostondevil wrote:Give NC some credit, they'd name one after James Tayler too. And maybe, just maybe Thomas Wolfe.

Good calls both. Thomas Wolfe would definitely get one; in fact, he ought to get one before James Taylor. The Asheville people would certainly lobby to have a rest area over there named after Wolfe.

Of course, they would also probably name one after Jesse Helms.

wilson wrote:Of course, they would also probably name one after Jesse Helms.

That reminds me, isn't some stretch of I-20 in SC named after Strom Thurmond?

CathyCA wrote: Ah, yes. I always thought it quite amusing that the rest areas on the NJ Turnpike were named for people. The rest areas in North Carolina are named "Rest Area."

Yeah, but NC and SC both have a penchant for naming highways and overpasses (!!) for miscellanous politicians, e.g. "Mayor Boss Hogg Memorial Interchange"; I'm willing to bet most of the natives might not know who these people are. If an exit is named for some corrupt old-school segregationist, I'd be tempted to never use it out of spite...

In PA many highways tend to be named after Army battalions and veterans of assorted wars.

Turk wrote:

wilson wrote:Of course, they would also probably name one after Jesse Helms.

That reminds me, isn't some stretch of I-20 in SC named after Strom Thurmond?

Yes (it may be I-95 though; I'm not sure). Terrible.

wilson wrote:

Turk wrote:

wilson wrote:Of course, they would also probably name one after Jesse Helms.

That reminds me, isn't some stretch of I-20 in SC named after Strom Thurmond?

Yes (it may be I-95 though; I'm not sure). Terrible.

There's also a Strom Thurmond High School in Johnston, SC, west of Columbia. I wonder if you can conscientiously object to your local school's name and get transferred elsewhere? Hell, I wonder if the damn place is even integrated.

I. L. "Buck" Dean Highway. Quick, where is it? And what do the locals call it?

None of you would have seen this one I suspect, but there is a bridge in Somerville named the Elmer T. Bumpas Bridge. Really. It's in need of repair.

Bostondevil wrote:I. L. "Buck" Dean Highway. Quick, where is it? And what do the locals call it?

Ugh...Durham Freeway?

Bostondevil wrote:None of you would have seen this one I suspect, but there is a bridge in Somerville named the Elmer T. Bumpas Bridge. Really. It's in need of repair.

The Ford dealer (is he still there?) in Roxboro NC is Bumpass Motors.

Bostondevil wrote:I. L. "Buck" Dean Highway. Quick, where is it? And what do the locals call it?

I had to cheat - been away from Durham too long, apparently. Check this out - a who's who of NC roads. Quite an odd lot. James Taylor is on the list but not Thomas Wolfe...

http://www.trianglesigns.org/names.html

captmojo wrote:

Bostondevil wrote:None of you would have seen this one I suspect, but there is a bridge in Somerville named the Elmer T. Bumpas Bridge. Really. It's in need of repair.

The Ford dealer (is he still there?) in Roxboro NC is Bumpass Motors.

An older gentleman who used to live around the corner from my grandparents was named Bumpass Thompson. He went by "Bumpy." He was a retired big-time banker and one of those jolly old guys. My brother and I always got a kick out of him because of his disposition and because his name was Bumpy.

Interesting that "Buck" Dean is on the list. One of my neighbors (now deceased) has our stretch named for him. He was once Secretary of NC Transportation. He isn't on this list. Wesley D. Webster.