Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:01 pm
Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
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Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:01 pm
Hi Mom.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:02 pm
Oh, dang. This is post 398. I should have pointed out that 397 is a prime number.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:02 pm
And that 396 = 3 * 132.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:03 pm
400.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:04 pm
That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:05 pm
Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:06 pm
Dorothy is a stuck up b**** anyway. Pay her no heed.DukieInKansas wrote:That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:06 pm
You should get drunk while packing too.wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:07 pm
Or just down some painkillers.wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:09 pm
I thought of Ozzie and his Bud Light when I read this joke:
Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:
"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:
"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:10 pm
Oh, I'm definitely going to pour a Woodford on the rocks soon.Shammrog wrote:
You should get drunk while packing too.
3-0 now, still 2nd inning. Another must-win for the Bravos today.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:13 pm
Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:23 pm
Yes.Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 4:56 pm
Me too!Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 5:27 pm
With a FAR, FAR better beer selection.OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Your choice. Both are convenient to the highway.bjornolf wrote:I'm fine with either, just let me know. I've been missing my BBQ, but I'm ALWAYS up for a cheese steak. Kinda depends on DD. If he's planning on being there on Saturday for an early dinner at 4 before I head up to Tyler's, then I guess I'd rather get my BBQ. If he's not sure, then Sami's is fine with me. BTW, what kind of food does Tyler's have? I don't think I'll be wanting to have too much alcohol, since I'll still have a three hour drive in front of me. Even though I can take a LOT of alcohol thanks to my Irish blood and giant body, it DOES still make me drowsy.OZZIE4DUKE wrote:I posted another recommendation for Sami's in AllenMurray's new food thread over yonder.
Hey Bjorolf, would you rather eat lunch there next Friday rather than at Smithfield BBQ? Just a thought. Steak and cheese - ymm!
Tyler's is like a Bennigans/Ale House/TGI Friday's foodwise.
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 5:30 pm
Me too, but it's awful. Funny though.cl15876 wrote:Me too!Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 5:31 pm
Is that from Foxworthy's redneck dictionary?CathyCA wrote:I thought of Ozzie and his Bud Light when I read this joke:
Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:
"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 5:32 pm
That reminds me of a joke a friend of mine at Duke once told me. She was from Florida.DukieInKansas wrote:That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
During the presidential election a few years back, we all know about the problems with the counts in Florida. So, her joke was:
To the other 49 states:
We have kidnapped your election. It will be returned safely when you come and pick up your grandparents.
-Florida
Re: LTE 2.0
Posted: August 5th, 2009, 5:35 pm
Very nice. :lol:bjornolf wrote: During the presidential election a few years back, we all know about the problems with the counts in Florida. So, her joke was:
To the other 49 states:
We have kidnapped your election. It will be returned safely when you come and pick up your grandparents.
-Florida