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windsor wrote:I keep logging in to stay abreast of recent posts on this thread

I'm glad you were able to get that off your chest.

windsor wrote:I keep logging in to stay abreast of recent posts on this thread

I hope all folks who have been reading the recent posts here have fond mammaries from this thread.

Bra humbug.

So nice to be trading puns with my bosom buddies

You guys are acting like a bunch of boobs

Jesus_hurley wrote:You guys are acting like a bunch of boobs

Now you are calling people names? I think we should nip this in the bud. Areola agreed?

DukieInKansas wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote:You guys are acting like a bunch of boobs

Now you are calling people names? I think we should nip this in the bud. Areola agreed?

Good thing the moderators don't penalize y'all for these personal attacks. If I could think of a good pun to add, I would, but I've certainly got y'alls' boobs on the brain right now...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote:You guys are acting like a bunch of boobs

Now you are calling people names? I think we should nip this in the bud. Areola agreed?

Good thing the moderators don't penalize y'all for these personal attacks. If I could think of a good pun to add, I would, but I've certainly got y'alls' boobs on the brain right now...

ehh, tit for tat...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote:You guys are acting like a bunch of boobs

Now you are calling people names? I think we should nip this in the bud. Areola agreed?

Good thing the moderators don't penalize y'all for these personal attacks. If I could think of a good pun to add, I would, but I've certainly got y'alls' boobs on the brain right now...

Did you summon a moderator?

He just needs his mammaries.

Just because...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Kbyte51MY

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote:You guys are acting like a bunch of boobs

Now you are calling people names? I think we should nip this in the bud. Areola agreed?

Good thing the moderators don't penalize y'all for these personal attacks. If I could think of a good pun to add, I would, but I've certainly got y'alls' boobs on the brain right now...

Can't believe Oz couldn't come up with another pun in this long line of hooters so far today...

An “ambitious” young blond college student, in need of money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type for the summer. He began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 buck?" The man agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect the money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes, scraped and painted" the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

devildeac wrote: "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'

CameronBornAndBred wrote:While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'

I always thought the Lord's Prayer went, "Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."

CathyCA wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'

I always thought the Lord's Prayer went, "Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."

" to the republic, for Richard Stands"....who is that Richard guy and why is he in the pledge???

windsor wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'

I always thought the Lord's Prayer went, "Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."

" to the republic, for Richard Stands"....who is that Richard guy and why is he in the pledge???

ROFLMAO... I thought I heard the same things at various times!

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