Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

[lawgrad91]

I, for one, am glad to be rid of kenny smith, Sir Charles and Seth Davis for a while. Maybe while I'm not looking at them, their wardrobe people can get a clue.

[Bostondevil]

You do know, don't you EJ, that the Other Guy in Wham is married to one of the Bananrama girls?

The OTHER GUY has a name.

Yeah? What is it?

[wilson]

I, for one, am glad to be rid of kenny smith, Sir Charles and Seth Davis for a while. Maybe while I'm not looking at them, their wardrobe people can get a clue.

Greg Anthony at least helps swing that pendulum back in the other direction. His three-piece suits are fresh.

[CameronBornAndBred]

I posted my thoughts on UCONN's crappy championship hats in the stadium..then after reading Cathy's comments realized they should really be here. I merely said the hats sucked. Cathy was more eloquent.

When they first put the hats on last night, I thought they were emblazoned with "U Conn #7"

Silly me. Stupid hats. Disappointing game.

[TillyGalore]

I posted my thoughts on UCONN's crappy championship hats in the stadium..then after reading Cathy's comments realized they should really be here. I merely said the hats sucked. Cathy was more eloquent.

When they first put the hats on last night, I thought they were emblazoned with "U Conn #7"

Silly me. Stupid hats. Disappointing game.

I think the hats read "Uconn, no one".

[Lavabe]

I posted my thoughts on UCONN's crappy championship hats in the stadium..then after reading Cathy's comments realized they should really be here. I merely said the hats sucked. Cathy was more eloquent.

When they first put the hats on last night, I thought they were emblazoned with "U Conn #7"

Silly me. Stupid hats. Disappointing game.

Following CB&B's PW lead here.
I too posted in the Stadium my thoughts on those hats. I thought the hats said: You con no one.
But yeah, Cathy was more eloquent.

[Lavabe]

You do know, don't you EJ, that the Other Guy in Wham is married to one of the Bananrama girls?

The OTHER GUY has a name.

Yeah? What is it?

Andrew Ridgeley

But yeah, Neil Armstrong had his Buzz Aldrin, and George Michael had his Andrew Ridgeley. ;)

[Lavabe]

I posted my thoughts on UCONN's crappy championship hats in the stadium..then after reading Cathy's comments realized they should really be here. I merely said the hats sucked. Cathy was more eloquent.

When they first put the hats on last night, I thought they were emblazoned with "U Conn #7"

Silly me. Stupid hats. Disappointing game.

I think the hats read "Uconn, no one".

The hats were missing an asterisk. ;)

[captmojo]

Jim Calhoun has nice teeth.

I'm glad to see that someone knows how to find a good cosmetic dentist.

This dude knows one...

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[TillyGalore]

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I think the hats read "Uconn, no one".

The hats were missing an asterisk. ;)

The asterisk was between the "no" and the "one".

[CathyCA]

Yup, they see the same cosmetic dentist. Their smiles are the same shape and their teeth are the same color.

No snarking here.

[Lavabe]

Yup, they see the same cosmetic dentist. Their smiles are the same shape and their teeth are the same color.

No snarking here.

Hey, that's a fine-looking tie!

[lawgrad91]

Yup, they see the same cosmetic dentist. Their smiles are the same shape and their teeth are the same color.

No snarking here.

Looks like his and her Botox, too.

[CathyCA]

Yup, they see the same cosmetic dentist. Their smiles are the same shape and their teeth are the same color.

No snarking here.

Looks like his and her Botox, too.

Now THAT is a snark!

[wilson]

Some (actually, many or most) women are too fat and out of shape to wear sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops. I don't know why they insist on doing so. But they do.

Just because they make sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops in size 12 and larger doesn't mean that it's a good idea for women to buy them and wear them.

Only small, buff women can get away with wearing sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops. All others should cover up their exposed flab.

[windsor]

Some (actually, many or most) women are too fat and out of shape to wear sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops. I don't know why they insist on doing so. But they do.

Just because they make sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops in size 12 and larger doesn't mean that it's a good idea for women to buy them and wear them.

Only small, buff women can get away with wearing sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops. All others should cover up their exposed flab.

I wear a 12. It is Florida...it is only April and it is pushing 90 - I'm wearing shorts and tank tops from now until September. Maybe the occassional sundress. You don't like...look away.

[bjornolf]

Some (actually, many or most) women are too fat and out of shape to wear sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops. I don't know why they insist on doing so. But they do.

Just because they make sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops in size 12 and larger doesn't mean that it's a good idea for women to buy them and wear them.

Only small, buff women can get away with wearing sundresses, miniskirts, shorts and tank tops. All others should cover up their exposed flab.

I wear a 12. It is Florida...it is only April and it is pushing 90 - I'm wearing shorts and tank tops from now until September. Maybe the occassional sundress. You don't like...look away.

Hey, post a pic. Colchar can see what his future wife will look like in June in a few years.

[bjornolf]

First topic: Lindsay Lohan.
Well, actually, it's now just Lindsay. Like Madonna.
a) You ain't Madonna, honey.
b) This doesn't change the fact that you're a drug-addicted, unprofessional, sociopathic shoplifter.

Is it honey in that case, or hunny? Somebody once corrected me when I wrote honey, and I've been confused ever since.

[wilson]

First topic: Lindsay Lohan.
Well, actually, it's now just Lindsay. Like Madonna.
a) You ain't Madonna, honey.
b) This doesn't change the fact that you're a drug-addicted, unprofessional, sociopathic shoplifter.

Is it honey in that case, or hunny? Somebody one corrected me when I wrote honey, and I've been confused ever since.

That person was wrong. It's only "hunny" when Winnie the Pooh writes it.

[bjornolf]

First topic: Lindsay Lohan.
Well, actually, it's now just Lindsay. Like Madonna.
a) You ain't Madonna, honey.
b) This doesn't change the fact that you're a drug-addicted, unprofessional, sociopathic shoplifter.

Is it honey in that case, or hunny? Somebody one corrected me when I wrote honey, and I've been confused ever since.

That person was wrong. It's only "hunny" when Winnie the Pooh writes it.

Or, apparently, if you read the urban dictionary, not that I"m a fan of ebonics. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hunny ;) Either way, glad to know, thanks.