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Re: Caption This!

Post by Jesus_hurley » February 3rd, 2011, 6:25 pm

"EJ shows restaurant patrons how much he loves his cock"
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Post by Jesus_hurley » February 3rd, 2011, 6:28 pm

For the record, prior to this post the word 'cock' has appeared 43 times in this thread. That has to be some sort of non-pornographic record
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Jesus_hurley wrote:For the record, prior to this post the word 'cock' has appeared 43 times in this thread. That has to be some sort of non-pornographic record
What makes you think this thread is non-pornographic? :shifty: :?: :think: :-$ :tease: :-
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Post by captmojo » February 3rd, 2011, 9:29 pm

Could you imagine it ...OY? :))
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Post by colchar » February 4th, 2011, 1:01 am

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It's a cock fight. Of course it involves "getting up."

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Post by colchar » February 4th, 2011, 1:02 am

Jesus_hurley wrote:I just noticed that when you hug your cock you squat like 'Ol Roy

He's not so much hugging it as enjoying the afterglow. That also explains why he is squatting :-o
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Post by captmojo » February 4th, 2011, 9:21 am

colchar wrote:
Jesus_hurley wrote:I just noticed that when you hug your cock you squat like 'Ol Roy

He's not so much hugging it as enjoying the afterglow. That also explains why he is squatting :-o
In want of a smoke and a nap, perhaps? :D

The squat is an entirely different bodily function. ;)
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Post by EarlJam » February 4th, 2011, 11:15 am

captmojo wrote:
colchar wrote:
Jesus_hurley wrote:I just noticed that when you hug your cock you squat like 'Ol Roy

He's not so much hugging it as enjoying the afterglow. That also explains why he is squatting :-o
In want of a smoke and a nap, perhaps? :D

The squat is an entirely different bodily function. ;)
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To be completely honest, I was very dissatisfied when I saw how I squatted to get my arms around the cock. It was cold though, so I did not take the photo again. Oh well. It's not about the squat. It's about the cock. :)

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Post by colchar » February 4th, 2011, 12:41 pm

captmojo wrote:
colchar wrote:
Jesus_hurley wrote:I just noticed that when you hug your cock you squat like 'Ol Roy

He's not so much hugging it as enjoying the afterglow. That also explains why he is squatting :-o
In want of a smoke and a nap, perhaps? :D

The squat is an entirely different bodily function. ;)
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Not necessarily an entirely different bodily function as it all depends on what ended up where prior to him enjoying the afterglow. In other words, is he a giver or a taker?
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Post by colchar » February 4th, 2011, 12:42 pm

EarlJam wrote:
EarlJam Pose.jpg


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Post by EarlJam » February 4th, 2011, 12:56 pm

colchar wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
EarlJam Pose.jpg


"EJ demonstrates his insatiable love of cock."
Okay, that's it. I am challenging you to a fight. Meet me halfway, say.....Louisville, KY? We will take our shirts off and fight, settling this like men. I will be there at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow, by the capitol building. No gloves. Fists. Let's go.

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Post by wilson » February 4th, 2011, 1:50 pm

EarlJam wrote:
colchar wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
EarlJam Pose.jpg


"EJ demonstrates his insatiable love of cock."
Okay, that's it. I am challenging you to a fight. Meet me halfway, say.....Louisville, KY? We will take our shirts off and fight, settling this like men. I will be there at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow, by the capitol building. No gloves. Fists. Let's go.

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Post by lawgrad91 » February 4th, 2011, 4:25 pm

EarlJam wrote:
colchar wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
EarlJam Pose.jpg


"EJ demonstrates his insatiable love of cock."
Okay, that's it. I am challenging you to a fight. Meet me halfway, say.....Louisville, KY? We will take our shirts off and fight, settling this like men. I will be there at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow, by the capitol building. No gloves. Fists. Let's go.

-EarlJam
Louisville? How about Lexington? Where's Lavabe?

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BTW, Frankfort is the capital of Kentucky, so if you're going to fight by the capitol building in Louisville, it may take you a while to find it.
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Post by captmojo » February 4th, 2011, 4:32 pm

It's got that big baseball bat on it.
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Post by ArkieDukie » February 4th, 2011, 6:37 pm

EarlJam wrote:It's me, EarlJam, posing outside of Folk's restaurant near Windy Hill and Cobb Parkway in Atlanta....

Need a caption for it. There is a reason....
EarlJam Pose.jpg
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Post by Lavabe » February 4th, 2011, 7:36 pm

Note to self: go get eye exam. My first response was "Why is EJam hugging a turkey?"
Maybe it was the Schlafly's affecting me.
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Post by captmojo » February 5th, 2011, 10:07 am

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Mr. Earl Jam of Atlanta, shown here, holding his cock.

In other news...a large iron chicken was taken into custody today for indecent exposure.
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Post by ArkieDukie » February 5th, 2011, 11:37 am

Is it just me, or is this thread competing with the "Windsor's daughter is hot" thread as one of our funniest efforts ever?
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Post by OZZIE4DUKE » February 5th, 2011, 12:10 pm

ArkieDukie wrote:Is it just me, or is this thread competing with the "Windsor's daughter is hot" thread as one of our funniest efforts ever?
Good call! But this one is far raunchier because it doesn't involve a minor... just something minor =)) =)) =))
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Post by colchar » February 6th, 2011, 11:05 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:Is it just me, or is this thread competing with the "Windsor's daughter is hot" thread as one of our funniest efforts ever?
Good call! But this one is far raunchier because it doesn't involve a minor... just something minor =)) =)) =))

Well played Sir, well played.
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