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On the second day of NASCAR, my driver gave to me: two tire changers and a promise to be super spee-dee.

Jeff Burton is a distant cousin of mine. If he's not doing well in a race, I don't watch.

lawgrad91 wrote:On the second day of NASCAR, my driver gave to me: two tire changers and a promise to be super spee-dee.

Jeff Burton is a distant cousin of mine. If he's not doing well in a race, I don't watch.

Obviously, if you haven't joined already, we would like you to join CTN NASCAR Fantasy League.

Lavabe wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:On the second day of NASCAR, my driver gave to me: two tire changers and a promise to be super spee-dee.

Jeff Burton is a distant cousin of mine. If he's not doing well in a race, I don't watch.

Obviously, if you haven't joined already, we would like you to join CTN NASCAR Fantasy League.

I'm thinking about it.

wilson wrote:GO TO HELL, carolina, GO TO HELL!

Obviously, you too are welcome to join us this year with CTN NASCAR Fantasy League. You could name your team GTHC, GTH.

On the third day of NASCAR, my driver said to me: GO TO HELL carolina, GO TO HELL.

Oh, I mean, on the third day of NASCAR, my driver brought to me: three gas and catch cans, two tire changers and a promise to be super spee-dee.

On the fourth day of NASCAR my driver gave to me.... FOUR HAPPY HOURS!

Dale Earnhardt Jr. starts from the pole for tonight's Budweiser Shootout. No points awarded yet, so you still have time to sign up for our league before the real fun starts.

YmoBeThere wrote:Dale Earnhardt Jr. starts from the pole for tonight's Budweiser Shootout. No points awarded yet, so you still have time to sign up for our league before the real fun starts.

Should have mentioned that it is on at 8:00 PM on your local Fox affiliate. Well, unless something else is on.

Kurt Busch wins the Budweiser Shootout. Too bad he no longer drives the Miller Lite car.

Junior just qualified first, there are still others yet to qualify...

YmoBeThere wrote:Junior just qualified first, there are still others yet to qualify...

Junior will start on the pole with Jeff Gordon on the outside.

My picks for the first week are in!

By the way - shouldn't Lavabe be the 2010 CTN NASCAR champion with me being the 2011 champion since the respective seasons ended in those years? Or are we going by the year in which the season started?

colchar wrote:My picks for the first week are in!

Mine were in last night.

colchar wrote:By the way - shouldn't Lavabe be the 2010 CTN NASCAR champion with me being the 2011 champion since the respective seasons ended in those years? Or are we going by the year in which the season started?

Dude! You are the 2010 champ as the season started and ended in 2010.

The 2011 season starts next Sunday.

TillyGalore wrote:

colchar wrote:My picks for the first week are in!

Mine were in last night.

Mine were in when I registered.
I don't see any need to change them.
FWIW, it's a new year for Junior!!

colchar wrote:By the way - shouldn't Lavabe be the 2010 CTN NASCAR champion with me being the 2011 champion since the respective seasons ended in those years? Or are we going by the year in which the season started?

Dude, I was champ for 2009. In 2010, I was champ of the also-rans.

YOU ARE THE CHAMP...

...for now. ;)

TillyGalore wrote:

colchar wrote:By the way - shouldn't Lavabe be the 2010 CTN NASCAR champion with me being the 2011 champion since the respective seasons ended in those years? Or are we going by the year in which the season started?

Dude! You are the 2010 champ as the season started and ended in 2010.

The 2011 season starts next Sunday.

Forgive me, I'm stoned right now.

Seriously, I really am stoned. I blew a disc in my back a few days ago and am hopped up on enough pain killers to make EJ jealous and am clearly not thinking straight.

Lavabe wrote:

colchar wrote:By the way - shouldn't Lavabe be the 2010 CTN NASCAR champion with me being the 2011 champion since the respective seasons ended in those years? Or are we going by the year in which the season started?

Dude, I was champ for 2009. In 2010, I was champ of the also-rans.

YOU ARE THE CHAMP...

...for now. ;)

Yeah, see my previous post. Yet another example of why posting under the influence is not a good idea.