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One of my wife's best friends got pregnant AT their prom. Nice. Their daughter (they're married now) just turned 16. Now THAT'S scary!

Speaking of which, not to be TOO gross (I know, too late!), but I don't think I've yet to meet the woman for whom that particular statement for that particular part of the anatomy WASN'T true. Just sayin', it's not only a TMI type statement, it's also kind of a pretty obvious and very general statement. Okay, I'm gonna stop there.

All I can say is thank God that wasn't my 500th post. Like that wouldn't be embarrassing.

Bostondevil wrote:

colchar wrote:This thread reminded me of the tattoo an ex-girlfriend of mine had. In her crotch area, just to the right of her 'business area', she had a tattoo of the "slippery when wet" sign which included the words slippery when wet.

And she was your girlfriend? Oh my. Hmmmm, I'm thinking 3 things right now, I'll go with this one - Wow, kids today sure are a lot bolder than when I was your age.

No wonder you misread Port Salut in the other thread. ;)

DukieInKansas wrote: No wonder you misread Port Salut in the other thread. ;)

Valid point.

Thank God I've now decided to settle down with a virtuous young lady (Windsor's Daughter) and won't ever have to deal with girls like that one any more.

colchar wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote: No wonder you misread Port Salut in the other thread. ;)

Valid point.

Thank God I've now decided to settle down with a virtuous young lady (Windsor's Daughter) and won't ever have to deal with girls like that one any more.

Hey Colchar, regarding your sig and future wife... you need a smilie holding a US flag and also a flag of the state of Florida.

Sue71 wrote: Hey Colchar, regarding your sig and future wife... you need a smilie holding a US flag and also a flag of the state of Florida.

After the wedding sure. But until then...

Bostondevil wrote:

colchar wrote:This thread reminded me of the tattoo an ex-girlfriend of mine had. In her crotch area, just to the right of her 'business area', she had a tattoo of the "slippery when wet" sign which included the words slippery when wet.

And she was your girlfriend? Oh my. Hmmmm, I'm thinking 3 things right now, I'll go with this one - Wow, kids today sure are a lot bolder than when I was your age.

I'm thinking SAFETY FIRST!!!!

colchar wrote:When I originally posted the info on that tattoo I fully expected someone to ask if the sign/text were true. I was even trying to figure out the over/under on how many posts it would take until someone asked. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that nobody here asked that...

I've been out of pocket the last couple of days, but thought occurred to me and you answered it! You validated my assumption, SAFETY first before FUN.... I could imagine, ... then saying WTF... YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!! IT IS SLIPPERY!!!!

cl15876 wrote: I've been out of pocket the last couple of days, but thought occurred to me and you answered it! You validated my assumption, SAFETY first before FUN.... I could imagine, ... then saying WTF... YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!! IT IS SLIPPERY!!!!

I could comment but I'm pretty sure I'd get a warning from a mod for doing so...

Here's the tattoo thread if anyone wants to start discussing it again. ;)

Turns out I didn't post in this thread the first time around. Maybe I will sometime later.

wilson wrote:Turns out I didn't post in this thread the first time around. Maybe I will sometime later.

Tilly has temporary Duke tattoos going unused in her house...shame shame.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Tilly has temporary Duke tattoos going unused in her house...shame shame.

I keep forgetting about them. But, since you riled through the stuff on my toilet, they are at the front and hopefully I'll remember to put one on Saturday.

TillyGalore wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Tilly has temporary Duke tattoos going unused in her house...shame shame.

But, since you riled through the stuff on my toilet.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Tilly has temporary Duke tattoos going unused in her house...shame shame.

But, since you riled through the stuff on my toilet.

Perhaps I should have thrown a couple of tampons in the basket as well. Oh forget, that wouldn't have scared you in the least.

Oops! I posted about tattoos (or the lack thereof) in the other thread.

Now I'm regretting not becoming Miss America or winning an Olympic medal.

I don't have TOO much of an opinion about tattoos... I don't think I'll ever be getting one, but each to his own.

CellR wrote:I don't have TOO much of an opinion about tattoos... I don't think I'll ever be getting one...

Says you...you haven't hit college yet.

Today's the day.