LTE 2.0

[lawgrad91]

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Anyone wish to hazard a guess as to how much attention i paid in church this morning?

Please tell me that is a screaming, flying monkey! That would be so perfect!

All I know is that she had a DUKE sock monkey.

[lawgrad91]

Today's court tip: if you are going to use a family member's name at a traffic stop, make sure you and the family member have matching tattoos, or make sure your tattoos are not visible to/are easily forgotten by the trooper. Having "Beautiful Disaster" and paw prints tattooed on your neck and chest do not qualify as easily forgotten.

[YmoBeThere]

I only use the current President's name at traffic stops. Irrespective of party, I'm non-denominational. If that doesn't work, I pull a Coach K mind trick on them. "Officer, you are better than that." It might not help me but is bound to help in the next game, I mean the next time the officer pulls someone over.

[lawgrad91]

Thanks to whichever drug dealer's ill-gotten gains that were seized, I now have a new office chair with a built in back massage unit.

[windsor]

Thanks to whichever drug dealer's ill-gotten gains that were seized, I now have a new office chair with a built in back massage unit.

..and they say crime doesn't pay lol

[CathyCA]

Thanks to whichever drug dealer's ill-gotten gains that were seized, I now have a new office chair with a built in back massage unit.

Very nice!

[CathyCA]

Today's court tip: if you are going to use a family member's name at a traffic stop, make sure you and the family member have matching tattoos, or make sure your tattoos are not visible to/are easily forgotten by the trooper. Having "Beautiful Disaster" and paw prints tattooed on your neck and chest do not qualify as easily forgotten.

Do these people ever THINK about the message their tattoos might send in court? Or if they were printed on the front page of the newspaper? Or that the butterfly which is so pretty in her 20s might look like a pterodactyl in her 60s?

[YmoBeThere]

I thought part of the criteria for getting a tattoo was that one was not thinking or at least not too far ahead or was under the influence of a foreign substance, legal or illegal?

[lawgrad91]

Today's court tip: if you are going to use a family member's name at a traffic stop, make sure you and the family member have matching tattoos, or make sure your tattoos are not visible to/are easily forgotten by the trooper. Having "Beautiful Disaster" and paw prints tattooed on your neck and chest do not qualify as easily forgotten.

Do these people ever THINK about the message their tattoos might send in court? Or if they were printed on the front page of the newspaper? Or that the butterfly which is so pretty in her 20s might look like a pterodactyl in her 60s?

[YmoBeThere]

This stinks, this really really stinks.

[YmoBeThere]

FWIW, I feel violated. Obviously I did something wrong yesterday. I took my car to the dealer first thing in the morning. Ouch. That hurt. A lot. Then I started to mow the lawn. Backyard, no problem. Front yard I started on and half way through I stopped to pick up some sticks, etc. That was all she wrote. The mower started leaking gas out of the air filter. Not a good sign. Then I had a fantasy baseball draft. Meh, it went okay, but the rules we set up in the software are not turning out as expected. And then it happened. I guess the seeds of the final item were sown last year when we won a title. Please please please let them vacate '05 and '09...

[DukePA]

FWIW, I feel violated. Obviously I did something wrong yesterday. I took my car to the dealer first thing in the morning. Ouch. That hurt. A lot. Then I started to mow the lawn. Backyard, no problem. Front yard I started on and half way through I stopped to pick up some sticks, etc. That was all she wrote. The mower started leaking gas out of the air filter. Not a good sign. Then I had a fantasy baseball draft. Meh, it went okay, but the rules we set up in the software are not turning out as expected. And then it happened. I guess the seeds of the final item were sown last year when we won a title. Please please please let them vacate '05 and '09...

Right??? Even if they get the death penalty, they will likely have the '16 championship. Given the number of unc athletes on stimulants, does that include the MBB team? Don't know. I wish I could just not care, but I despise the decades of cheating and arrogance. They have definitely tainted the rivalry, but it's hard to let go after more than 40 years of giving a shit. Grrrr. For the record, since the fake classes started in the late 80s, they need to vacate '93, too.

Become irrelevant, Carolina. Become irrelevant.

[bjornolf]

I'm a huge Villanova fan tomorrow! Go Jay Wright!

[YmoBeThere]

Ugh, I can't watch. But like an incident on the side of the road, I can't look away.

[lawgrad91]

Karma is officially a bitch.

Thank you Kris Jenkins.

[windsor]

The sun is a little brighter today, the sky is a little bit BLUER

[IowaDevil]

The sun is a little brighter today, the sky is a little bit BLUER

Same sky in Iowa! WTG NOVA!

[DukieInKansas]

The sun is a little brighter today, the sky is a little bit BLUER

Same sky in Iowa! WTG NOVA!

Kansas, also!

[YmoBeThere]

South Central Texas too!

[Lavabe]

Over here it's neither Kentucky nor Carolina Blue!