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Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 4:09 pm
by DukieInKansas
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
I'm sorry the brace isn't helping. I was hoping you would have the good luck I had - cortisone shot, brace for 3 weeks, and back to normal. (Or as normal as I ever get :D )

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 4:20 pm
by windsor
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:

Next time tell him you have Submucosal fibroids.

that should do it.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 4:51 pm
by lawgrad91
windsor wrote:Next time tell him you have Submucosal fibroids.

that should do it.
That would work. A woman who was charged with shoplifting from the local Walmart wrote out a statement and she said she had been in the hospital the morning in question for a bovine disease. I finally figured out she meant a nerve condition. :9f:

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 5:22 pm
by devildeac
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
Try retrobulbar micturalgia.

:-B

Dental hypertrichosis or fluorescent excrement would be too easy...

:-B :-B

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 5:46 pm
by ArkieDukie
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
Sorry about your wrist. Hope the appointment with the orthopod goes well.
Lol at MPP story. We will have to research animal ailments for you so we can come up with something especially appropriate and funny.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 5:49 pm
by ArkieDukie
devildeac wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
Try retrobulbar micturalgia.

:-B

Dental hypertrichosis or fluorescent excrement would be too easy...

:-B :-B
I spoke too soon. Trust devildeac to have a great answer, ready and on demand!

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 7:40 pm
by CathyCA
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
He's such an ass!

:9f:

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 7:47 pm
by lawgrad91
devildeac wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
Try retrobulbar micturalgia.

:-B

Dental hypertrichosis or fluorescent excrement would be too easy...

:-B :-B
=)) =)) =)) =))

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 25th, 2015, 11:09 pm
by Very Duke Blue
I just caught up on LTE. That's all the entertainment needed for me tonight. :))

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 26th, 2015, 8:48 am
by IowaDevil
Very Duke Blue wrote:I just caught up on LTE. That's all the entertainment needed for me tonight. :))
I caught up this morning and am still giggling even tho the serious issues remain. Vibes to AD & LG for good luck and happy outcomes! :wizard: :wizard: :ymhug: :ymhug: :pray: :pray:

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 26th, 2015, 9:12 am
by devildeac
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:WEC and the Midget Pervert Prosecutor must be brothers.
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
He's such an ass!

:9f:

Ooh, Cathy's reply made me think of another bizarre (non-bovine) ailment:

perianal hyperhidrosis

:-B

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 26th, 2015, 12:04 pm
by YmoBeThere
No fair DD. You have an inside scoop on such ailments.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 26th, 2015, 12:38 pm
by windsor
My Dr. was switching one of my meds this morning and as she was writing she said 'no issues with your prostate?' I said no.

She was embarrassed.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 26th, 2015, 1:32 pm
by devildeac
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:
Speak of the devil, and he will appear and say something stupid.

So after two cortisone shots and a large black brace, my wrist is no better. I made an appointment with the orthopedic guy for tomorrow to go ahead and set up surgery on it.

The Midget Pervert Prosecutor (who is also a hypochondriac) was in the office kitchen this morning when I was in there. He asked about my wrist, and I told him it was no better. He asked what was wrong with it.

I usually tell people it's similar to carpal tunnel. Knowing his reputation, I said, "it's DeQuervain's tenosynovitis." He said, "oh, I have that."

Next time I'm going to give him the name of a bovine ailment. :9f:
He's such an ass!

:9f:
Perineal (not perianal but close :ymblushing: ) furunculosis?

:-B

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 26th, 2015, 6:13 pm
by Very Duke Blue
windsor wrote:My Dr. was switching one of my meds this morning and as she was writing she said 'no issues with your prostate?' I said no.

She was embarrassed.

=)) :))

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 27th, 2015, 11:03 am
by DevilWearsPrada2.0
The Tragedy at WDBJ with the live on air shooting of the Journalist and Photographer.

Pray for the families, friends, coworkers.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 27th, 2015, 12:37 pm
by lawgrad91
Very Duke Blue wrote:
windsor wrote:My Dr. was switching one of my meds this morning and as she was writing she said 'no issues with your prostate?' I said no.

She was embarrassed.

=)) :))
When I was an intern, I was helping with a mock trial for the local police academy. The mock case was a domestic violence homicide. I looked through the FEMALE victim's autopsy report, and it said HER TESTES WERE UNREMARKABLE.

Seems to me if she had external testes, they would be remarkable. :9f:

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 27th, 2015, 1:40 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
lawgrad91 wrote:
Very Duke Blue wrote:
windsor wrote:My Dr. was switching one of my meds this morning and as she was writing she said 'no issues with your prostate?' I said no.

She was embarrassed.

=)) :))
When I was an intern, I was helping with a mock trial for the local police academy. The mock case was a domestic violence homicide. I looked through the FEMALE victim's autopsy report, and it said HER TESTES WERE UNREMARKABLE.

Seems to me if she had external testes, they would be remarkable. :9f:
Maybe the corpse was Caitlyn Jenner....... :-o 8-}

Speaking of whom, I have a photo taken at one of her early photo shoots. I'll show it to select people at our first tailgate. B-) :twitch:

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 27th, 2015, 9:21 pm
by YmoBeThere
I would like to watch a new episode of fall TV.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: August 27th, 2015, 10:34 pm
by Very Duke Blue
YmoBeThere wrote:I would like to watch a new episode of fall TV.
Me too.
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