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lawgrad91 wrote:Shoplifting case coming up. The witness statement from loss prevention begins, "I observed (defendant) suspiciously observing his surroundings in clothing." Thank God he was in clothing. I wouldn't want to see him nekkid.

BTW, he put steaks down his pants and tried to leave Walmart.

Our local WalMart has a loss protection crew the size of our municipal police department. But they don't look or sound like the local police department. WalMart's loss prevention team members look, dress and talk like typical WalMart shoppers. . . even in court! WalMart is the #1 destination in town for police calls--between assaults (and shootings) in the parking lot and thefts inside the store, WalMartians keep our police force busy.

Just go here: http://egov.greenvillenc.gov/onlinerepo ... eports.pdf and do a Control F search of the term "WalMart" or even "Walmart 1" You'll see what I mean.

Here is a list of businesses in Greenville, N.C. from which one should NOT attempt to take the five finger discount: WalMart, Piggly-Wiggly, BestBuy (duh--there are cameras everywhere!) and Belk. Their loss prevention teams are excellent, and shoplifters will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law!

Conference is hard.

At least quit napping in your seat and sit up straight

I could use a nap.

YmoBeThere wrote:I could use a nap.

I took yours from about 500-530 this afternoon/evening .

I had to sign a form today in which I acknowledged that my salary is paid by grants, and my job can be eliminated if the money goes away. Given the significant cut in our budget, this makes me very, very nervous.

FoxNews was very entertaining last night!

ArkieDukie wrote:I had to sign a form today in which I acknowledged that my salary is paid by grants, and my job can be eliminated if the money goes away. Given the significant cut in our budget, this makes me very, very nervous.

Good thing you have an offer in hand, even if it's not the one you want.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I had to sign a form today in which I acknowledged that my salary is paid by grants, and my job can be eliminated if the money goes away. Given the significant cut in our budget, this makes me very, very nervous.

Good thing you have an offer in hand, even if it's not the one you want.

Not in hand yet, but it's supposed to be coming soon.

FoxNews had over 24 million viewers for the GOP debate on Thursday evening.

I cut the cord a month ago. I got the bill today. They owe me $11 dollars.

YmoBeThere wrote:I cut the cord a month ago. I got the bill today. They owe me $11 dollars.

I cut the cord about 19 years ago. ;)

Lavabe wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:I cut the cord a month ago. I got the bill today. They owe me $11 dollars.

I cut the cord about 19 years ago. ;)

Ahhh, DirecTV?

YmoBeThere wrote:

Lavabe wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:I cut the cord a month ago. I got the bill today. They owe me $11 dollars.

I cut the cord about 19 years ago. ;)

Ahhh, DirecTV?

No, my daughter's birth.

Me, too! I cut it 12, 10, and 7 years ago. As for cable, I cut that 14 years ago.

bjornolf wrote:Me, too! I cut it 12, 10, and 7 years ago. As for cable, I cut that 14 years ago.

So, you signature picture is that old?

Yup. The baby is seven now.

bjornolf wrote:Yup. The baby is seven now.

We need updated photos! Please!

RIP Frank Gifford! I didn't realize Frank was 84 years old. Prayers to Kathie Lee Gifford, and Cody and Cassidy and to all family and friends.

IowaDevil wrote:

bjornolf wrote:Yup. The baby is seven now.

We need updated photos! Please!

There's a thread called Pix of the Kids with much more recent photos of them.