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Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 5th, 2011, 6:58 pm
by ArkieDukie
lawgrad91 wrote:Harumph.
Just off the phone with an investigator here, who told me a defendant I have tomorrow just got out of prison prior to his new crime spree. While in prison, he decided to better himself by taking an available class.
IN LOCKSMITHING. 
Whose bright idea is it to teach burglars how to work on locks?
You can't fix stupid. Unfortunately, the stupid one here isn't your defendant. As you said, who the heck would choose to teach burglars how to work on locks?
On second thought, the defendant isn't exceptionally bright, either. After all, he DID get caught.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 5th, 2011, 10:54 pm
by lawgrad91
ArkieDukie wrote:lawgrad91 wrote:Harumph.
Just off the phone with an investigator here, who told me a defendant I have tomorrow just got out of prison prior to his new crime spree. While in prison, he decided to better himself by taking an available class.
IN LOCKSMITHING.
Whose bright idea is it to teach burglars how to work on locks?
You can't fix stupid. Unfortunately, the stupid one here isn't your defendant. As you said, who the heck would choose to teach burglars how to work on locks?
On second thought, the defendant isn't exceptionally bright, either. After all, he DID get caught.
Bad luck on his part. He and his buddy broke into drink machines all over town. A Martinsville police officer saw the video of these guys leaving the local hospital after one of their sprees, pants on the ground from the pockets full of change. He couldn't find them in the police photo database (they're from metro Charlotte, of all places), but when he and his wife went to dinner one night, these guys were at the next table. Why they didn't steal the Coke machines blind and then go back to Charlotte is beyond me.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 6:38 am
by captmojo
Good day, eh?
Lots of Canucks running around down here.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 7:35 am
by Ima Facultiwyfe
Rollin' out a little earlier this morning. Have a good one everybody!
Love, Ima
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 7:50 am
by CathyCA
Good morning!
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 9:03 am
by CameronBornAndBred
Good morning...gotta get through the work day then off to Rocky Mount tonight!
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 9:15 am
by Very Duke Blue
Good morning.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 10:01 am
by OZZIE4DUKE
Good morning! Heading to the mountains today! OzzieDaughter gets a "Teacher of the Year" award from the Avery County Farm Bureau tonight!
It came out of the clear blue sky - she has no idea what she did to win the award, but we're very proud of her for winning it, and we're going to the awards dinner! Down side is no TBCC cook off in Rocky Mount for us this weekend.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 10:03 am
by CameronBornAndBred
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Good morning! Heading to the mountains today! OzzieDaughter gets a "Teacher of the Year" award from the Avery County Farm Bureau tonight!
It came out of the clear blue sky - she has no idea what she did to win the award, but we're very proud of her for winning it, and we're going to the awards dinner! Down side is no TBCC cook off in Rocky Mount for us this weekend.
Congrats to OzzieDaughter!
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 12:45 pm
by captmojo
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 3:24 pm
by lawgrad91
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 6:27 pm
by Very Duke Blue
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Good morning! Heading to the mountains today! OzzieDaughter gets a "Teacher of the Year" award from the Avery County Farm Bureau tonight!
It came out of the clear blue sky - she has no idea what she did to win the award, but we're very proud of her for winning it, and we're going to the awards dinner! Down side is no TBCC cook off in Rocky Mount for us this weekend.
CONGRATULATIONS TO OZZIEDAUGHTER!!!
I'm proud of her also.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 6th, 2011, 7:09 pm
by CathyCA
Congratulations to OzzieDaughter!
That is a wonderful honor!
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 7th, 2011, 8:17 am
by Very Duke Blue
Good morning!
Bud's leg is much better this morning.
He went to be with an ice pack on the swelling.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 7th, 2011, 8:47 am
by captmojo
Good mornin'.
Vibes to OZZIE for his losin' Yanks.
If the Tigers win the championship, you can say your guys lost to 'em just like all the others did. ;)
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 7th, 2011, 9:14 am
by lawgrad91
Harumph.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 7th, 2011, 2:27 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Thanks Capt. I hate when baseball season ends so early. It's afternoon already, so good afternoon. Ruthie is taking her after lunch nap. Sounds like a fine idea!
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 8th, 2011, 8:13 am
by OZZIE4DUKE
Ruthie says good morning!
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 8th, 2011, 8:21 am
by ArkieDukie
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Thanks Capt. I hate when baseball season ends so early. It's afternoon already, so good afternoon. Ruthie is taking her after lunch nap. Sounds like a fine idea!
Good morning!
I'm not sure what you're talking about, Ozzie. It's still baseball season around these parts.
Re: The Official "Good Morning" Thread
Posted: October 8th, 2011, 8:30 am
by OZZIE4DUKE
ArkieDukie wrote:OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Thanks Capt. I hate when baseball season ends so early. It's afternoon already, so good afternoon. Ruthie is taking her after lunch nap. Sounds like a fine idea!
Good morning!
I'm not sure what you're talking about, Ozzie. It's still baseball season around these parts.
You live farther west than I do. Different time zone.
