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DukieInKansas wrote:

windsor wrote:Being well educate in the world of Lemurs, I knew what an aye aye was....but still, this is freaking hysterical..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHs5POy8-8Y

Especially liked the comments about the middle finger and frat parties at the end.

kitten bitten by vampire...

I'm reading through sentencing reports for this afternoon and came across this gem in a drug distribution case.

"I was found guilty by association and not participating in the crime itself. On the days in question, I would visit an associate by the name of (Miss W). I had noCARNAL KNOWLEDGE that the individuals at this particular residence were engaging in criminal activities at the time."

lawgrad91 wrote:I'm reading through sentencing reports for this afternoon and came across this gem in a drug distribution case.

"I was found guilty by association and not participating in the crime itself. On the days in question, I would visit an associate by the name of (Miss W). I had noCARNAL KNOWLEDGE that the individuals at this particular residence were engaging in criminal activities at the time."

You just couldn't make this stuff up!!! Love, Ima

lawgrad91 wrote:I'm reading through sentencing reports for this afternoon and came across this gem in a drug distribution case.

"I was found guilty by association and not participating in the crime itself. On the days in question, I would visit an associate by the name of (Miss W). I had noCARNAL KNOWLEDGE that the individuals at this particular residence were engaging in criminal activities at the time."

Is that a PC translation of "he didn't f-ing know"?

I'm sitting in the airport, waiting to board a flight to Las Vegas. From there I go to Houston, arriving at 11:00 p.m. Should make for a fun drive home.

Before embarking on my current trip, I purchased a new iPad Air. I bought one of those cool cases with a built-in keyboard. It's like traveling with a mini computer. Works great for PWing, updating my FB status, and checking work email.

While putting the finishing touches on my poster, I discovered that I have some novel findings in my data. I did a lit search and loaded a slew of papers on my iPad before leaving work on Friday. Hopefully I'll get to publish it. I have no way of knowing if it interferes with what BarMinion has included in her paper. Besides, Road Runner hung a copy of my poster on the bulletin board outside her office. I'm sure it was for Bar Minion's benefit. If my analysis wasn't in her paper, I'm sure she'll find a way to steal it now.

ArkieDukie wrote:Before embarking on my current trip, I purchased a new iPad Air. I bought one of those cool cases with a built-in keyboard. It's like traveling with a mini computer. Works great for PWing, updating my FB status, and checking work email.

I know, right. I love my iPad Air and keyboard case. I took copious amounts of notes at a meeting in January, and will do so later this month at another meeting.

TillyGalore wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:Before embarking on my current trip, I purchased a new iPad Air. I bought one of those cool cases with a built-in keyboard. It's like traveling with a mini computer. Works great for PWing, updating my FB status, and checking work email.

I know, right. I love my iPad Air and keyboard case. I took copious amounts of notes at a meeting in January, and will do so later this month at another meeting.

True that! If not for the fact that I needed my computer for the stats class I took at the conference, I would've left the computer at home and not missed it at all.

ArkieDukie wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:Before embarking on my current trip, I purchased a new iPad Air. I bought one of those cool cases with a built-in keyboard. It's like traveling with a mini computer. Works great for PWing, updating my FB status, and checking work email.

I know, right. I love my iPad Air and keyboard case. I took copious amounts of notes at a meeting in January, and will do so later this month at another meeting.

True that! If not for the fact that I needed my computer for the stats class I took at the conference, I would've left the computer at home and not missed it at all.

Just realized I posted kissie faces, I meant to post smiley faces.

I will take my computer with me to my next conference, partly because I will be writing my last paper for this class while I am at the conference - in between meetings and at night. I just can't live without my computer, I might need an intervention.

TillyGalore wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:Before embarking on my current trip, I purchased a new iPad Air. I bought one of those cool cases with a built-in keyboard. It's like traveling with a mini computer. Works great for PWing, updating my FB status, and checking work email.

I know, right. I love my iPad Air and keyboard case. I took copious amounts of notes at a meeting in January, and will do so later this month at another meeting.

Cool. I have an ipad air, but my keyboard is separate. I noticed on amazon that there are a bunch of different versions with attached keyboard. Which one do y'all like?

bjornolf wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:Before embarking on my current trip, I purchased a new iPad Air. I bought one of those cool cases with a built-in keyboard. It's like traveling with a mini computer. Works great for PWing, updating my FB status, and checking work email.

I know, right. I love my iPad Air and keyboard case. I took copious amounts of notes at a meeting in January, and will do so later this month at another meeting.

Cool. I have an ipad air, but my keyboard is separate. I noticed on amazon that there are a bunch of different versions with attached keyboard. Which one do y'all like?

I have a logitech case/keyboard. However, one of my clips chipped but it still holds my iPad in place. There is a magnetic strip above the keyboard that keeps the iPad in place while you type.

I have the same one. Great minds think alike!

ArkieDukie wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:I'm reading through sentencing reports for this afternoon and came across this gem in a drug distribution case.

"I was found guilty by association and not participating in the crime itself. On the days in question, I would visit an associate by the name of (Miss W). I had noCARNAL KNOWLEDGE that the individuals at this particular residence were engaging in criminal activities at the time."

Is that a PC translation of "he didn't f-ing know"?

That is rich! This should be dialogue in our screenplay, LG!

ArkieDukie wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:I'm reading through sentencing reports for this afternoon and came across this gem in a drug distribution case.

"I was found guilty by association and not participating in the crime itself. On the days in question, I would visit an associate by the name of (Miss W). I had noCARNAL KNOWLEDGE that the individuals at this particular residence were engaging in criminal activities at the time."

Is that a PC translation of "he didn't f-ing know"?

I am sure this is exactly the same thing!

Bless his heart. Love, Ima

I need to post more.

YmoBeThere wrote:I need to post more.

Promises, promises.

A big day for Duke sports. MLAX clinched the ACC regular season title with a 17-15 win at UVA. (In the Warrior LAX poll, there are six-yes, six-ACC teams in the top 10.) And baseball beat NC State.

lawgrad91 wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:I need to post more.

Promises, promises.

Fleetwood Mac song?