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I'm not sure I know how to pronounce my own last name.

We had a nice dinner. Pork baby backs, with a rub, spinach with olive oil and lots of fresh garlic and diced fresh tomatoes and oven fries. No left overs. Bud and Kyle were happy.

Memo to self: when domestic violence victim shows up in court wearing a necklace that says "LOVE" in gynormous letters, it does not bode well for the prosecution's case.

lawgrad91 wrote:Memo to self: when domestic violence victim shows up in court wearing a necklace that says "LOVE" in gynormous letters, it does not bode well for the prosecution's case.

Is that like a criminal client showing up wearing a WTF shirt?

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Memo to self: when domestic violence victim shows up in court wearing a necklace that says "LOVE" in gynormous letters, it does not bode well for the prosecution's case.

Is that like a criminal client showing up wearing a WTF shirt?

Pretty much!

Nothing for the lasr 8 hours....

New cautionary tale for those who rely solely on the computer spell check:

A defendant's probation violation report states that, as part of his plan of supervision and goals: "To stay free from illegal substances and related paraphilia."

Um, paraphilia is defined as "a type of mental disorder characterized by a preference for or obsession with unusual sexual practices, as pedophilia, sadomasochism, or exhibitionism."

They mean paraphernalia.

YmoBeThere wrote:Nothing for the lasr 8 hours....

No lasrs were used in this post.

Lavabe wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:Nothing for the lasr 8 hours....

No lasrs were used in this post.

Thank you. I wondered who would make that assertion.

Man, it is nasty out there. Thankfully, Varnish County Courthouse closed at 1.

And I got home, in one piece, at 2:30.

Our ice melted and fell off the power lines. Lucky break for us. We're getting more rain tonight, but the temperature is above freezing and will stay there. Now if we can just get the damned Norovirus out of the house

DukePA wrote:Our ice melted and fell off the power lines. Lucky break for us. We're getting more rain tonight, but the temperature is above freezing and will stay there. Now if we can just get the damned Norovirus out of the house

Good luck with the Norovirus! I lost 4+ pounds on the Norovirus diet last week.

I have not worked five days in a row since the week of December 9, and it looks like i won't this week either. (Or next week since Monday is President's Day.)

Hell froze over.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Hell froze over.

Bwhahahaha!!!

Yep, they deleted one of my posts over yonder. No game = ruined plans for this evening. I guess my alternative is to work tonight?

YmoBeThere wrote:Yep, they deleted one of my posts over yonder.

What happened? Were you quoting EarlJam or something? ;)

Lavabe wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:Yep, they deleted one of my posts over yonder.

What happened? Were you quoting EarlJam or something? ;)

Just commented that Pharrell's hat was much less interesting when he wasn't standing next to Anna Kendrick. Maybe it was my tone.

YmoBeThere wrote:

Lavabe wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:Yep, they deleted one of my posts over yonder.

What happened? Were you quoting EarlJam or something? ;)

Just commented that Pharrell's hat was much less interesting when he wasn't standing next to Anna Kendrick. Maybe it was my tone.