Re: Jokes
Posted: February 25th, 2010, 12:45 pm
Last week, I saw one of my 90 year old patients out at a local restaurant with a stunning 30-something brunette. When she went to the ladies room, I had the chance to speak to him and complimented him on his choice of women but also asked him what the heck he was doing. He replied, "I'm just taking your advice, Doc."
I asked, "what do you mean 'taking my advice'?"
He replied, "remember the last time I was in your office you told me about a hot mama and being cheerful? Well, I am just following doctor's orders."
After pausing a moment to recall my prior conversation with him, I replied, "Mr. Smith, I am afraid you need to have your hearing aids checked or adjusted. What I told you was that you have a heart murmur and need to be careful.
I asked, "what do you mean 'taking my advice'?"
He replied, "remember the last time I was in your office you told me about a hot mama and being cheerful? Well, I am just following doctor's orders."
After pausing a moment to recall my prior conversation with him, I replied, "Mr. Smith, I am afraid you need to have your hearing aids checked or adjusted. What I told you was that you have a heart murmur and need to be careful.