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Gratuitous LTE 2.0 post.

CathyCA wrote:Gratuitous LTE 2.0 post.

I like it!

Enjoying second day of rejuvenation at Chez Devildeac East (Maison Devildeac-sur-la-Mer). Many thanks to the master of the beer thread!

DD,

I tried to zpork you OY but apparently I haven't shared the love enough. Unlike PJ Hairston's girlfriend. (ooh, did I say that? )

I won't let my inability to zpork you stop me from PW'ing, at least.

lawgrad91 wrote:DD,

I tried to zpork you OY but apparently I haven't shared the love enough. Unlike PJ Hairston's girlfriend. (ooh, did I say that? )

I won't let my inability to zpork you stop me from PW'ing, at least.

CB&B, I tried to zpork you too, with the same results.

lawgrad91 wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:DD,

I tried to zpork you OY but apparently I haven't shared the love enough. Unlike PJ Hairston's girlfriend. (ooh, did I say that? )

I won't let my inability to zpork you stop me from PW'ing, at least.

CB&B, I tried to zpork you too, with the same results.

I'm feeling left out, lawgrad...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:DD,

I tried to zpork you OY but apparently I haven't shared the love enough. Unlike PJ Hairston's girlfriend. (ooh, did I say that? )

I won't let my inability to zpork you stop me from PW'ing, at least.

CB&B, I tried to zpork you too, with the same results.

I'm feeling left out, lawgrad...

I went to the gym, and now I am back and you are zporked, Ozzie! Must share the love with my favorite paradigm of optimism!

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:DD,

I tried to zpork you OY but apparently I haven't shared the love enough. Unlike PJ Hairston's girlfriend. (ooh, did I say that? )

I won't let my inability to zpork you stop me from PW'ing, at least.

CB&B, I tried to zpork you too, with the same results.

I'm feeling left out, lawgrad...

Zpork whore!

lawgrad91 wrote:
I went to the gym, and now I am back and you are zporked, Ozzie! Must share the love with my favorite paradigm of optimism!

Thanks! I'm up to 888 points. Only need 12 more for my 8th zpork! Where is that CB&B guy? DD and you just got me.

Our grandson, Kyle, as many of you know, has a prosthetic leg. His insurance will not pay for a new one for over 2 years. He works part time teaching gymnastics, that's where it happened, jumping on a trampoline. He is in the process of filling worksmans comp. One paragraph said wc would pick up AFTER his insurance. I don't believe that's the way wc works. It also states, it will be their option to decide what is eligible. We don't see how he could sign this. He knows he might have to go to an wc attorney but doesn't want too at this point. Kyle is going back to school this fall and is very frugal. Any advice?

Virginia is a mandatory arrest state for domestic violence. If an officer sees injury to someone in a domestic relationship, the officer has to charge if he can determine the predominant aggressor.

One of Henry County's finest got a call to a home for a domestic violence complaint. He arrives to find the husband, sporting a fat lip, and the man's uninjured wife. He asks the man what happened.

The man says, "My wife and I were having an argument. It was bedtime, so I got into bed and patted her side of the bed and said, 'Come fuck me and make it all better.' She hit me in the face."

The case never got heard in court.

lawgrad91 wrote:Virginia is a mandatory arrest state for domestic violence. If an officer sees injury to someone in a domestic relationship, the officer has to charge if he can determine the predominant aggressor.

One of Henry County's finest got a call to a home for a domestic violence complaint. He arrives to find the husband, sporting a fat lip, and the man's uninjured wife. He asks the man what happened.

The man says, "My wife and I were having an argument. It was bedtime, so I got into bed and patted her side of the bed and said, 'Come fuck me and make it all better.' She hit me in the face."

The case never got heard in court.

( I beat Ozzie to it. I took a lesson from DD )

Very Duke Blue wrote:Our grandson, Kyle, as many of you know, has a prosthetic leg. His insurance will not pay for a new one for over 2 years. He works part time teaching gymnastics, that's where it happened, jumping on a trampoline. He is in the process of filling worksmans comp. One paragraph said wc would pick up AFTER his insurance. I don't believe that's the way wc works. It also states, it will be their option to decide what is eligible. We don't see how he could sign this. He knows he might have to go to an wc attorney but doesn't want too at this point. Kyle is going back to school this fall and is very frugal. Any advice?

As it turns out, the boss thought he had wc but does not. Hopefully, his liability insurance will cover.

Very Duke Blue wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Virginia is a mandatory arrest state for domestic violence. If an officer sees injury to someone in a domestic relationship, the officer has to charge if he can determine the predominant aggressor.

One of Henry County's finest got a call to a home for a domestic violence complaint. He arrives to find the husband, sporting a fat lip, and the man's uninjured wife. He asks the man what happened.

The man says, "My wife and I were having an argument. It was bedtime, so I got into bed and patted her side of the bed and said, 'Come fuck me and make it all better.' She hit me in the face."

The case never got heard in court.

( I beat Ozzie to it. I took a lesson from DD )

bjornolf wrote:

Very Duke Blue wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Virginia is a mandatory arrest state for domestic violence. If an officer sees injury to someone in a domestic relationship, the officer has to charge if he can determine the predominant aggressor.

One of Henry County's finest got a call to a home for a domestic violence complaint. He arrives to find the husband, sporting a fat lip, and the man's uninjured wife. He asks the man what happened.

The man says, "My wife and I were having an argument. It was bedtime, so I got into bed and patted her side of the bed and said, 'Come fuck me and make it all better.' She hit me in the face."

The case never got heard in court.

( I beat Ozzie to it. I took a lesson from DD )

Btw, the couple is back together. I hope he is getting some sensitivity training and she is getting anger management.

Very Duke Blue wrote:

Very Duke Blue wrote:Our grandson, Kyle, as many of you know, has a prosthetic leg. His insurance will not pay for a new one for over 2 years. He works part time teaching gymnastics, that's where it happened, jumping on a trampoline. He is in the process of filling worksmans comp. One paragraph said wc would pick up AFTER his insurance. I don't believe that's the way wc works. It also states, it will be their option to decide what is eligible. We don't see how he could sign this. He knows he might have to go to an wc attorney but doesn't want too at this point. Kyle is going back to school this fall and is very frugal. Any advice?

As it turns out, the boss thought he had wc but does not. Hopefully, his liability insurance will cover.

Oh boy. This isn't my field of expertise. All I can do is send vibes and prayers and good wishes.

Kyle is a fine young man.

Thanks, LG. It will all work out. Good night.

Legacy Lady, ILJ, and I go on the Duke college admission tour Wednesday morning 9AM. We'll see what happens.

Lavabe wrote:Legacy Lady, ILJ, and I go on the Duke college admission tour Wednesday morning 9AM. We'll see what happens.

Today's installment of "As the Bunsen Burns"

MacGyver, BarMinion, and Brilliant Graduate Student were doing some routine maintenance on one of the instruments, when who should happen into the room but Wile E. Coyote. He immediately wandered over to see what they were doing and started telling all he knew about what they were doing and how they should be doing it. No big surprise: he had no clue. As an added bonus, he told MacGyver, "You shouldn't be taking that apart. I would NEVER do what you're doing. I would call the service engineer." (Now, keep in mind this is routine maintenance that you're expected to do. Dumbass.) MacGyver's response to Wile E. Coyote was, "Well, I'm not you."

Someday very, very soon, MacGyver is going to kick Wile E. Coyote's butt up between his shoulder blades. I so want to be there to see it.