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DukieInKansas wrote:Bragging aunt alert:

Nephew Alex graduated from Penn State School of Engineering last night - with high distinction!

Congrats to Nephew Alex!!

DukieInKansas wrote:Bragging aunt alert:

Nephew Alex graduated from Penn State School of Engineering last night - with high distinction!

YAY!

DukieInKansas wrote:Bragging aunt alert:

Nephew Alex graduated from Penn State School of Engineering last night - with high distinction!

Congratulations to dink's nephew. Bragging rights are good!!

One of my nieces had a dance recital yesterday, which I missed for only the 2nd time ever (am instead going to oldest niece's college graduation in a couple of weeks). Last night several family members texted pictures of their plates from my favorite barbecue restaurant in Little Rock. Meanies. If you're ever in Arkansas (especially Little Rock) and spot a Whole Hog Cafe, you should try it out. They have incredibly good pulled pork, and each table has a selection of 6 different barbecue sauces for said pulled pork. I hearatily endorse their potato salad as well; it's the style that's made to be like a loaded baked potato.

It was the first time my older sister had eaten at Whole Hog. She liked it so well that she stole one of their glasses.

I possess three new bagged stacks of 20oz plastic cups, emblazoned with old logos from Fuzzy's BarBQue restaurant. Also, just for the coolness of it, one of the old, original barstools from the original location, circa 1952. It's original vinyl seat covering is all in one piece.

captmojo wrote:I possess three new bagged stacks of 20oz plastic cups, emblazoned with old logos from Fuzzy's BarBQue restaurant. Also, just for the coolness of it, one of the old, original barstools from the original location, circa 1952. It's original vinyl seat covering is all in one piece.

Cool! I loved Fuzzy's, back in the day.

Life Lesson:

A person leading a life of crime should NEVER have stylized bullet holes tattooed on his/her chest.

Said person leading a life of crime should also NEVER have "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" tattooed across his/her chest.

Thank you.

DukieInKansas wrote:Bragging aunt alert:

Nephew Alex graduated from Penn State School of Engineering last night - with high distinction!

Way to go!

lawgrad91 wrote:

captmojo wrote:I possess three new bagged stacks of 20oz plastic cups, emblazoned with old logos from Fuzzy's BarBQue restaurant. Also, just for the coolness of it, one of the old, original barstools from the original location, circa 1952. It's original vinyl seat covering is all in one piece.

Cool! I loved Fuzzy's, back in the day.

Did Fuzzy's go out of business?

lawgrad91 wrote:Life Lesson:

A person leading a life of crime should NEVER have stylized bullet holes tattooed on his/her chest.

Said person leading a life of crime should also NEVER have "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" tattooed across his/her chest.

Thank you.

What do the bullet holes represent?

I'd imagine that the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" might save some ink on when the FBI puts said person leading a life of crime on its most wanted list.

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Life Lesson:

A person leading a life of crime should NEVER have stylized bullet holes tattooed on his/her chest.

Said person leading a life of crime should also NEVER have "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" tattooed across his/her chest.

Thank you.

What do the bullet holes represent?

I'd imagine that the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" might save some ink on when the FBI puts said person leading a life of crime on its most wanted list.

Apparently the bullet hole tats went along with the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" tat. They were the size of a .22 bullet hole. The ME's investigator couldn't find the actual bullet hole and apparently wondered why Mr. Wanted was in the morgue.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

captmojo wrote:I possess three new bagged stacks of 20oz plastic cups, emblazoned with old logos from Fuzzy's BarBQue restaurant. Also, just for the coolness of it, one of the old, original barstools from the original location, circa 1952. It's original vinyl seat covering is all in one piece.

Cool! I loved Fuzzy's, back in the day.

Did Fuzzy's go out of business?

Fuzzy's has changed hands a couple of times recently. I had heard the family had bought back the catering business but not the restaurant.

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Life Lesson:

A person leading a life of crime should NEVER have stylized bullet holes tattooed on his/her chest.

Said person leading a life of crime should also NEVER have "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" tattooed across his/her chest.

Thank you.

What do the bullet holes represent?

I'd imagine that the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" might save some ink on when the FBI puts said person leading a life of crime on its most wanted list.

Apparently the bullet hole tats went along with the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" tat. They were the size of a .22 bullet hole. The ME's investigator couldn't find the actual bullet hole and apparently wondered why Mr. Wanted was in the morgue.

He was in the morgue? As in non-prosecutable?

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Life Lesson:

A person leading a life of crime should NEVER have stylized bullet holes tattooed on his/her chest.

Said person leading a life of crime should also NEVER have "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" tattooed across his/her chest.

Thank you.

What do the bullet holes represent?

I'd imagine that the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" might save some ink on when the FBI puts said person leading a life of crime on its most wanted list.

Apparently the bullet hole tats went along with the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" tat. They were the size of a .22 bullet hole. The ME's investigator couldn't find the actual bullet hole and apparently wondered why Mr. Wanted was in the morgue.

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He was in the morgue? As in non-prosecutable?

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He's the victim.

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Life Lesson:

A person leading a life of crime should NEVER have stylized bullet holes tattooed on his/her chest.

Said person leading a life of crime should also NEVER have "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" tattooed across his/her chest.

Thank you.

What do the bullet holes represent?

I'd imagine that the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" might save some ink on when the FBI puts said person leading a life of crime on its most wanted list.

Apparently the bullet hole tats went along with the "Wanted: Dead or Alive" tat. They were the size of a .22 bullet hole. The ME's investigator couldn't find the actual bullet hole and apparently wondered why Mr. Wanted was in the morgue.

He was in the morgue? As in non-prosecutable?

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He's the victim. [/quote]

Oh my goodness! If he's the victim, what kind of person shot him? The defendant probably thinks he was doing society a favor.

Sounds gang-related.

Defendant and his girlfriend won $20K in the lottery. Victim beat up defendant, apparently intending to take his cocaine and meth, but forgot to take it with him, so the police got it. Victim decided to settle the score and showed up at defendant's home with a rusty .22 with one bullet in it. Defendant had a knife and a set of brass knuckles.

Both defendant and victim have records as long as Rodney Hood's arms. Victim was about to be charged with stealing metal guttering off local churches and selling it for scrap.

lawgrad91 wrote:Defendant and his girlfriend won $20K in the lottery. Victim beat up defendant, apparently intending to take his cocaine and meth, but forgot to take it with him, so the police got it. Victim decided to settle the score and showed up at defendant's home with a rusty .22 with one bullet in it. Defendant had a knife and a set of brass knuckles.

Both defendant and victim have records as long as Rodney Hood's arms. Victim was about to be charged with stealing metal guttering off local churches and selling it for scrap.

OMG

All of the lawyers on this forum, need to compile their stories from the courtroom and write a book!!!! Or script it!!! A NEW REALITY SHOW!

You lawyers have all the fun!

PHB is having a colonoscopy today. I wonder if they will locate his brain.

Dear Job Applicant:

I make it my business to proofread your resume. When you put "East Carolina University, Raleigh, North Carolina" at the top of the page, I'm not reading any further.

If you don't know what town your university was located in, I don't want you to work in my office, which, interestingly, is located in Greenville, North Carolina, home of the East Carolina University Pirates.

Best of luck to you in your future endeavors,

Cathy