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I'm giving gag gifts to the two colleagues that I work with the most. We share a similar warped sense of humor, so I think the gifts will be well-received. Colleague number one, a huge fan of "A Christmas Story," is getting a replica of the leg lamp. Colleague number two's gift is a t-shirt that says, "Wile E. Coyote, Genius" with a picture of Wile E. Coyote. I'm making the t-shirt myself, using a picture that I downloaded from the internet. I just finished printing the picture onto an iron-on transfer. Next step is to put it on the t-shirt.

ArkieDukie wrote:I'm giving gag gifts to the two colleagues that I work with the most. We share a similar warped sense of humor, so I think the gifts will be well-received. Colleague number one, a huge fan of "A Christmas Story," is getting a replica of the leg lamp. Colleague number two's gift is a t-shirt that says, "Wile E. Coyote, Genius" with a picture of Wile E. Coyote. I'm making the t-shirt myself, using a picture that I downloaded from the internet. I just finished printing the picture onto an iron-on transfer. Next step is to put it on the t-shirt.

I'd go Super Genius.

bjornolf wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I'm giving gag gifts to the two colleagues that I work with the most. We share a similar warped sense of humor, so I think the gifts will be well-received. Colleague number one, a huge fan of "A Christmas Story," is getting a replica of the leg lamp. Colleague number two's gift is a t-shirt that says, "Wile E. Coyote, Genius" with a picture of Wile E. Coyote. I'm making the t-shirt myself, using a picture that I downloaded from the internet. I just finished printing the picture onto an iron-on transfer. Next step is to put it on the t-shirt.

I'd go Super Genius.

The picture I used said "Genius" and would've been difficult to edit, so I went with it as-is. I came up with a bonus to go with the t-shirt: I made her business cards that are a replica of Wile E. Coyote's cards (Wile E. Coyote, Genius, Have Brain, Will Travel). She was somewhat amused.

The leg lamp was a huge hit. It now resides in the lab next to our million dollar instrument.

My favorite bailiff came by to wish everyone Merry Christmas. It's too bad he was moving so quickly, or I'd have taken a picture of him in his Duke sweatshirt and Duke stocking cap.

lawgrad91 wrote:My favorite bailiff came by to wish everyone Merry Christmas. It's too bad he was moving so quickly, or I'd have taken a picture of him in his Duke sweatshirt and Duke stocking cap.

hmmm, now why would he be your favorite baliff......

ArkieDukie wrote:

bjornolf wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I'm giving gag gifts to the two colleagues that I work with the most. We share a similar warped sense of humor, so I think the gifts will be well-received. Colleague number one, a huge fan of "A Christmas Story," is getting a replica of the leg lamp. Colleague number two's gift is a t-shirt that says, "Wile E. Coyote, Genius" with a picture of Wile E. Coyote. I'm making the t-shirt myself, using a picture that I downloaded from the internet. I just finished printing the picture onto an iron-on transfer. Next step is to put it on the t-shirt.

I'd go Super Genius.

The picture I used said "Genius" and would've been difficult to edit, so I went with it as-is. I came up with a bonus to go with the t-shirt: I made her business cards that are a replica of Wile E. Coyote's cards (Wile E. Coyote, Genius, Have Brain, Will Travel). She was somewhat amused.

The leg lamp was a huge hit. It now resides in the lab next to our million dollar instrument.

You have a million dollar instrument? You should be proud. ;)

My goodness. Nothing posted here for over 24 hours.

My thanks to CheerLeaderDaughter and dd for my special delivery today from Mr. Zoubs!

lawgrad91 wrote:My favorite bailiff came by to wish everyone Merry Christmas. It's too bad he was moving so quickly, or I'd have taken a picture of him in his Duke sweatshirt and Duke stocking cap.

We need a "like" button.

Christmas cookies have been made.

I asked Mom when we started making Christmas cookies, and she said the first time "we" made them, I was two.

lawgrad91 wrote:Christmas cookies have been made.

I asked Mom when we started making Christmas cookies, and she said the first time "we" made them, I was two.

That is so sweet!

48 pieces of peach french toast soaking. House, except for kitchen, is clean. There is no point in cleaning a kitchen until six lbs of bacon and those 48 pieces of toast are fried! In the 'duh' files, I noticed this summer my electric knife had a bread blade...who knew!? Between that knife. and my bread guide 48 slices was nothing'.

I think I will grab a glass of wine and sit on the porch and look at the lights.

windsor wrote:48 pieces of peach french toast soaking. House, except for kitchen, is clean. There is no point in cleaning a kitchen until six lbs of bacon and those 48 pieces of toast are fried! In the 'duh' files, I noticed this summer my electric knife had a bread blade...who knew!? Between that knife. and my bread guide 48 slices was nothing'.

I think I will grab a glass of wine and sit on the porch and look at the lights.

What kind of bread do you use, Windsor? Our family chef is stuck on challah bread but has been known to branch out.

lawgrad91 wrote:

windsor wrote:48 pieces of peach french toast soaking. House, except for kitchen, is clean. There is no point in cleaning a kitchen until six lbs of bacon and those 48 pieces of toast are fried! In the 'duh' files, I noticed this summer my electric knife had a bread blade...who knew!? Between that knife. and my bread guide 48 slices was nothing'.

I think I will grab a glass of wine and sit on the porch and look at the lights.

What kind of bread do you use, Windsor? Our family chef is stuck on challah bread but has been known to branch out.

Why would anyone who has access to challah bread use anything else for French toast? It is the quintessential French toast bread! And a delicious treat all by itself!

lawgrad91 wrote:

windsor wrote:48 pieces of peach french toast soaking. House, except for kitchen, is clean. There is no point in cleaning a kitchen until six lbs of bacon and those 48 pieces of toast are fried! In the 'duh' files, I noticed this summer my electric knife had a bread blade...who knew!? Between that knife. and my bread guide 48 slices was nothing'.

I think I will grab a glass of wine and sit on the porch and look at the lights.

What kind of bread do you use, Windsor? Our family chef is stuck on challah bread but has been known to branch out.

I use French bread sliced about 1.5 inches thick. I tried challah but it over powered the peaches and did not survive the over night soak as well.

How many posts a day keeps the Doctor away?

YmoBeThere wrote:How many posts a day keeps the Doctor away?

It takes three posts to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

Creeping my way to a milestone.

We had Challah bread last night with our traditional Polish Wigilia celebration.

What can I say? It's a New York kind of Christmas where all sorts of traditions came together to celebrate family and love.

CathyCA wrote:We had Challah bread last night with our traditional Polish Wigilia celebration.

What can I say? It's a New York kind of Christmas where all sorts of traditions came together to celebrate family and love.

Sounds fabulous!! I wanna see lots of pics! Merry Christmas!!