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OZZIE4DUKE wrote:I can't find my set of Exacto knives. I'm sure it's exactly where I left it the last time I used them, I just don't know, or can't see under the clutter, where that is. I'm usually pretty good about putting tools/stuff back where it belongs when I take it out to use it. Guess not this time.

Watch wear you sit!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:I can't find my set of Exacto knives. I'm sure it's exactly where I left it the last time I used them, I just don't know, or can't see under the clutter, where that is. I'm usually pretty good about putting tools/stuff back where it belongs when I take it out to use it. Guess not this time.

Watch wear you sit!

Ruthie probably borrowed them for a preschool art project.

Blame the OP. That's what I always do. And I'm usually right. I hide everything now. And that's not hard. Typical man can't find anything, bless his heart.
Love, Ima

Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.

lawgrad91 wrote:Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.

I think that the Reverend Lawgrad needs a "poor sweet baby" or two, and you need several hugs!

Sometimes OY irritates me (they've gone about 20 posts on the Seth Curry leg thread on concussions in the NFL!) and sometimes it just amuses me.

In the headline re: Christian Laettner being #2 on the list of greatest Final Four players, there's this line:

Bobby Hurley came in at #19, Grant Hill was #36, Shane Battier #39, Johnny Dawkins #69 and Derry Fanny 73.

When I was in my first year at Duke, we had a really good player named Danny Ferry. Could he be kin to Derry Fanny?

Anyone think we ought to tell them? Or was I in the law library my entire first year and never realized this was his official nickname?

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.

I think that the Reverend Lawgrad needs a "poor sweet baby" or two, and you need several hugs!

I'm with Cathy.

Very Duke Blue wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.

I think that the Reverend Lawgrad needs a "poor sweet baby" or two, and you need several hugs!

I'm with Cathy.

Thank y'all for the hugs and vibes. He is fine. I offered to leave work early and meet him at the ER, and he informed me there was no need and he was leaving to go visit a lady in the nursing home.

It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

lawgrad91 wrote: It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

Now that is a mental pix that may be worth seeing live & in person!

Really am glad to hear he is o.k.!

Hug him anyway, even if he IS a mouth breather. Feel better soon, Rev.
Love, Ima

Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.


Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

lawgrad91 wrote:It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

It wasn't a tampon, was it? That's what our sports trainers used for bloody noses in HS....

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.


Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

oooooooh that sucks. Now you gotta pick new numbers.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.


Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

oooooooh that sucks. Now you gotta pick new numbers.

Now he won't be able to buy that second pack of Costcos for the Belk Bowl tailgate.

DevilAlumna wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

It wasn't a tampon, was it? That's what our sports trainers used for bloody noses in HS....

My coworkers suggested that, actually. No, thinner than a tampon and the strings are black. If you stare at it long enough, it looks like he shoved a small explosive device in his nostril.

It isn't keeping him from his rounds at Costco today, so I guess he is doing better.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.


Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

Bummer, Ozzie. Sorry about that.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.


Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

Crapulous.

DevilAlumna wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

It wasn't a tampon, was it? That's what our sports trainers used for bloody noses in HS....

Dr. Blair Underwood (team doctor for the Knicks) used a tampon to stop Steve's nosebleed when Steve walked in on Miranda and Blair in bed one time.

I just sent TigerDevil two work-related faxes re: mutual defendants. One is allegedly from Conner Vernon, the other allegedly from Quinn Cook.

I wonder if the PD's office manager, light blue Pam, will figure it out.

lawgrad91 wrote:I just sent TigerDevil two work-related faxes re: mutual defendants. One is allegedly from Conner Vernon, the other allegedly from Quinn Cook.

I wonder if the PD's office manager, light blue Pam, will figure it out.

Clever!