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lawgrad91 wrote:Our stupid defendant of the week comes to court tomorrow afternoon. I am hoping his defense attorney will talk him into pleading guilty, but the dumbass isn't known for his brain power.

He has a prosthetic leg. (He's the one I think I mentioned before that, ahem, RAN from the police. Oscar Pistorius, he is not.) Apparently he doesn't make a good podmate because one of his cellmates dropped a dime on him and told the jailers that he had pills in his underwear.

Apparently our rocket scientist smuggled his pain pills into the jail in his prosthetic leg.

I told the RevLawgrad as we were walking the dogs this morning, "I hope I"ll get out at a decent time on Friday. My stupid defendant doesn't have a leg to stand on."

It wasn't til I was on my way to work that I realized what I had said.

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lawgrad91 wrote:Our stupid defendant of the week comes to court tomorrow afternoon. I am hoping his defense attorney will talk him into pleading guilty, but the dumbass isn't known for his brain power.

He has a prosthetic leg. (He's the one I think I mentioned before that, ahem, RAN from the police. Oscar Pistorius, he is not.) Apparently he doesn't make a good podmate because one of his cellmates dropped a dime on him and told the jailers that he had pills in his underwear.

Apparently our rocket scientist smuggled his pain pills into the jail in his prosthetic leg.

I told the RevLawgrad as we were walking the dogs this morning, "I hope I"ll get out at a decent time on Friday. My stupid defendant doesn't have a leg to stand on."

It wasn't til I was on my way to work that I realized what I had said.

bjornolf wrote:

windsor wrote: It runs on 4 seperate circuits (2 20 amp, 2 30 amp), all on remote controls so we can turn it on and off from inside. The hardest part is balancing how much power is on each remote.

That's a great display. I use timers that go on at dusk and turn off six or eight hours later. I have my lights on separate timers from my airblowns because my som is in love with them and turns them on during the day. I see no reason to have the lights on during the day. I'm not a huge fan of the airblowns, but my son is completely in love with them. He even asks for them as gifts on birthdays and Christmases. We're up to about twenty now.

lawgrad91 wrote:Stepdaughter decided to make homemade jam as Christmas presents, despite never having made jam before and being completely clueless in the kitchen. I wonder how much the foreclosed house across the street is going for. It may be easier to move than clean up.

windsor wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Stepdaughter decided to make homemade jam as Christmas presents, despite never having made jam before and being completely clueless in the kitchen. I wonder how much the foreclosed house across the street is going for. It may be easier to move than clean up.

Oh no. I have made jam...I can only imagine.

Think of it as an excuse to demo/remodel the kitchen.

lawgrad91 wrote:Stepdaughter decided to make homemade jam as Christmas presents, despite never having made jam before and being completely clueless in the kitchen. I wonder how much the foreclosed house across the street is going for. It may be easier to move than clean up.

Very Duke Blue wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Stepdaughter decided to make homemade jam as Christmas presents, despite never having made jam before and being completely clueless in the kitchen. I wonder how much the foreclosed house across the street is going for. It may be easier to move than clean up.

Are you brave enough to eat it?

lawgrad91 wrote:

Very Duke Blue wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Stepdaughter decided to make homemade jam as Christmas presents, despite never having made jam before and being completely clueless in the kitchen. I wonder how much the foreclosed house across the street is going for. It may be easier to move than clean up.

Are you brave enough to eat it?

No.

Anyway, I don't think I'm in line for any of it, since she is giving it away for Christmas presents. Too bad I'm not in private practice: I could attach my business card and tell people I write wills, maybe make a buck or two.

CathyCA wrote:I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

OK, why?