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YmoBeThere wrote:Should be getting light on the East Coast about now. Hope everyone is okay.

Well, I'm present and accounted for.

bjornolf wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:Should be getting light on the East Coast about now. Hope everyone is okay.

Well, I'm present and accounted for.

Yay!

Now to hear from everyone else...

It's spitting snow in the Varnish Zone. Time to clean the store shelves of bread, milk, and beer.

lawgrad91 wrote:It's spitting snow in the Varnish Zone. Time to clean the store shelves of bread, milk, and beer.

And not necessarily in that order.

YmoBeThere wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:It's spitting snow in the Varnish Zone. Time to clean the store shelves of bread, milk, and beer.

And not necessarily in that order.

Good point. I don't like milk unless it's chocolate, so the order should be beer, bread, chocolate milk. (We have approximately 450 little candy bars for Halloween, all some variety of chocolate, so that particular food group is in good shape.)

Crazietalk Day in the Varnish Zone Circuit Court. One Lawgrad, one ChipSlate, one TigerDevil all in the house!

lawgrad91 wrote:Crazietalk Day in the Varnish Zone Circuit Court. One Lawgrad, one ChipSlate, one TigerDevil all in the house!

Speaking of the Varnish Zone, please see the Jokes thread...

;)

No trick or treaters in my neighborhood but not unexpected since it is mostly unfinished homes. Just means more candy for me! (Yes, I bought stuff I would eat just for this scenario.)

Here is the shirt you should not wear to court, especially if you are my client:



because I do not like being pulled aside by the Chief District Court Judge (also a Duke graduate) to talk about proper courtroom attire.

I told the judge during our sidebar conference that if my client had come to court yesterday, she would have arrived in shackles and an orange jumpsuit.

He told me, "She's lucky I'm letting her leave through the front door of the courthouse today."

Later, when I told my client what the judge said, she said, "That t-shirt is what I was wearing when I went to jail 45 days ago. I had to borrow these sweatpants and this wig from my mother."

I cannot make this stuff up.

CathyCA wrote:Here is the shirt you should not wear to court, especially if you are my client:



because I do not like being pulled aside by the Chief District Court Judge (also a Duke graduate) to talk about proper courtroom attire.

I told the judge during our sidebar conference that if my client had come to court yesterday, she would have arrived in shackles and an orange jumpsuit.

He told me, "She's lucky I'm letting her leave through the front door of the courthouse today."

Later, when I told my client what the judge said, she said, "That t-shirt is what I was wearing when I went to jail 45 days ago. I had to borrow these sweatpants and this wig from my mother."

I cannot make this stuff up.

To quote your client, OMG! WTF?

Way too funny.

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Thankful for the hour back, long night here as heavy thunderstorms passed overhead.

Dinner done and dishes cleaned by 5:15 P.M. Not sure what that says about me but it is the end of Daylight Savings time.

A candidate we can all support heads the list....

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/10-athlete ... ident.html

#7 has a connection with Duke, too.

lawgrad91 wrote:A candidate we can all support heads the list....

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/10-athlete ... ident.html

#7 has a connection with Duke, too.

I'd vote for #1.
I would also vote for Patrick Davidson.

At basketball games, the students would chant "Shane for President". I bet I would vote for him. Shane is my all time favoret BB player, because of "who he is".

Gratuitous random post, just cuz.

YmoBeThere wrote:Gratuitous random post, just cuz.

QFE ;)

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:Gratuitous random post, just cuz.

QFE ;)

I'll see your QFE

DukieInKansas wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:Gratuitous random post, just cuz.

QFE ;)

I'll see your QFE

And raise you one.