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Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 7th, 2012, 3:59 pm
by CathyCA
lawgrad91 wrote:Another rocket scientist in court this afternoon. A couple is in court for review of custody of their kids (Grandma has the kids) and to update the Court on the kids' school attendance. When the kids didn't go to court last year because the parents were too sorry to get them there, the Court placed the kids with Grandma.

Judge: Sir, you look better than you did the last time I saw you.
Father: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Judge: And I don't smell any alcohol on your breath this time, either.
Father: That's 'cause I'm eating Certs, Judge.
He's a regular Einstein, isn't he? =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 7th, 2012, 6:07 pm
by CameronBornAndBred
lawgrad91 wrote:Another rocket scientist in court this afternoon. A couple is in court for review of custody of their kids (Grandma has the kids) and to update the Court on the kids' school attendance. When the kids didn't go to court last year because the parents were too sorry to get them there, the Court placed the kids with Grandma.

Judge: Sir, you look better than you did the last time I saw you.
Father: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Judge: And I don't smell any alcohol on your breath this time, either.
Father: That's 'cause I'm eating Certs, Judge.
=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 7th, 2012, 8:05 pm
by YmoBeThere
I don't recall O Brother Where Art Thou doing that well at the box office. My DVR is relatively empty, thus I'm watching Reds baseball on the regional Fox Sports network.

Upon further review, it looks like I have 5 or 6 hours worth of stuff on my DVR. Just nothing very compelling.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 7th, 2012, 9:13 pm
by Turk
Not surprising re O Brother box office, as the Coen Brothers doing Homer's "Odyssey" featuring hillbillies (even with Mr. Clooney) would have limited appeal. Meanwhile, Adam Sandler can make the same movie over and over again and print money. Go figure.

The soundtrack is equally oddball, but "Man of Constant Sorrow" is quite the catchy tune...

YMO, I'm jealous that you get to watch the surging Buccos against the Reds...

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 8th, 2012, 9:16 am
by captmojo
Turk wrote:Not surprising re O Brother box office, as the Coen Brothers doing Homer's "Odyssey" featuring hillbillies (even with Mr. Clooney) would have limited appeal.
"I don't get it, Big Dan."

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 8th, 2012, 1:12 pm
by Lavabe
Well, so much for a Triple Crown this year... Derby/Preakness winner I'll Have Another was scratched from the Belmont.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 8th, 2012, 2:32 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Lavabe wrote:Well, so much for a Triple Crown this year... Derby/Preakness winner I'll Have Another was scratched from the Belmont.
Mrs. Ozzie say the fix is in! :-o

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 1:13 am
by DukieInKansas
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
Lavabe wrote:Well, so much for a Triple Crown this year... Derby/Preakness winner I'll Have Another was scratched from the Belmont.
Mrs. Ozzie say the fix is in! :-o
I hear they are changing his name from I'll Have Another to No, I'm Good.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 8:02 am
by YmoBeThere
Turk wrote:YMO, I'm jealous that you get to watch the surging Buccos against the Reds...
Just lucky I guess! :) For some reason, they've had the Reds number for the last two seasons.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 8:35 am
by Very Duke Blue
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Another rocket scientist in court this afternoon. A couple is in court for review of custody of their kids (Grandma has the kids) and to update the Court on the kids' school attendance. When the kids didn't go to court last year because the parents were too sorry to get them there, the Court placed the kids with Grandma.

Judge: Sir, you look better than you did the last time I saw you.
Father: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Judge: And I don't smell any alcohol on your breath this time, either.
Father: That's 'cause I'm eating Certs, Judge.
He's a regular Einstein, isn't he? =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
You and LG should get together and write a book. It would be entertaining. Geez. =)) =)) =))

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 10:11 am
by CathyCA
Very Duke Blue wrote:
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Another rocket scientist in court this afternoon. A couple is in court for review of custody of their kids (Grandma has the kids) and to update the Court on the kids' school attendance. When the kids didn't go to court last year because the parents were too sorry to get them there, the Court placed the kids with Grandma.

Judge: Sir, you look better than you did the last time I saw you.
Father: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Judge: And I don't smell any alcohol on your breath this time, either.
Father: That's 'cause I'm eating Certs, Judge.
He's a regular Einstein, isn't he? =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
You and LG should get together and write a book. It would be entertaining. Geez. =)) =)) =))
One of the chapters in my book is going to be about law office staff. One of the characters is going to be a blonde receptionist named Ashley. Some of her dialogue is going to include the following (as God is my witness, this is a verbatim) statement:

"Miss Thompson, we were talking about you at Girls Night Out last night, and we all agreed that you're the lawyer we hate the least."

:9f:

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 10:35 am
by ArkieDukie
CathyCA wrote:One of the chapters in my book is going to be about law office staff. One of the characters is going to be a blonde receptionist named Ashley. Some of her dialogue is going to include the following (as God is my witness, this is a verbatim) statement:

"Miss Thompson, we were talking about you at Girls Night Out last night, and we all agreed that you're the lawyer we hate the least."

:9f:
=)) =)) =)) =))
That's hilarious! What a rocket scientist!

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 11:52 am
by lawgrad91
CathyCA wrote:[One of the chapters in my book is going to be about law office staff. One of the characters is going to be a blonde receptionist named Ashley. Some of her dialogue is going to include the following (as God is my witness, this is a verbatim) statement:

"Miss Thompson, we were talking about you at Girls Night Out last night, and we all agreed that you're the lawyer we hate the least."

:9f:
Nice! That's a feather in the ol' cap!

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 5:00 pm
by DukieInKansas
ArkieDukie wrote:
CathyCA wrote:One of the chapters in my book is going to be about law office staff. One of the characters is going to be a blonde receptionist named Ashley. Some of her dialogue is going to include the following (as God is my witness, this is a verbatim) statement:

"Miss Thompson, we were talking about you at Girls Night Out last night, and we all agreed that you're the lawyer we hate the least."

:9f:
=)) =)) =)) =))
That's hilarious! What a rocket scientist!
Not exactly the best way to put it = but at least they have good taste!

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 9th, 2012, 10:14 pm
by Lavabe
Midway in the 3rd quarter in the Heat/Celtics Game 7, all I can say is:

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!
:duke: :duke: :duke: :duke: :duke:

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 10th, 2012, 10:00 am
by Miles
Lavabe wrote:Midway in the 3rd quarter in the Heat/Celtics Game 7, all I can say is:

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!
:duke: :duke: :duke: :duke: :duke:
Shane Battier is the only reason I can stomach the Heat winning. He was awesome last night. I hope he has a triple double in our straight games as the Heat get their asses handed to them. <sigh> The NBA. </sigh>

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 10th, 2012, 12:57 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
I wonder who Shane ever carries on a conversation with.
Love, Ima

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 10th, 2012, 3:59 pm
by CameronBornAndBred
CathyCA wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:We are building shelves this weekend and I'm barbecuing. The shelves are fun, but lots of work. We saw some shelving units that we liked but they cost literally up to and over $1k, so we bought our own wood and hardware. So far we've figured out that we'll be able to build all the ones we want for about $150, and they are looking awesome. :happy-bouncyblue:

(The 'cue is looking awesome too.)

:text-worthless:

:9f:
done.jpg
done2.jpg
done1.jpg
There's one of two standing up (8' tall). :happy-bouncyblue: :D The next ones we build are going to be the same design, but have interconnecting towers of different heights; those are going against the dining room wall. About $75 each for the ones we've done so far.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 10th, 2012, 8:29 pm
by Lavabe
Miles wrote:
Lavabe wrote:Midway in the 3rd quarter in the Heat/Celtics Game 7, all I can say is:

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!
:duke: :duke: :duke: :duke: :duke:
Shane Battier is the only reason I can stomach the Heat winning. He was awesome last night. I hope he has a triple double in our straight games as the Heat get their asses handed to them. <sigh> The NBA. </sigh>
There is no other reason for watching NBA playoffs.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: June 10th, 2012, 10:10 pm
by Very Duke Blue
[quote="CathyCA"
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Another rocket scientist in court this afternoon. A couple is in court for review of custody of their kids (Grandma has the kids) and to update the Court on the kids' school attendance. When the kids didn't go to court last year because the parents were too sorry to get them there, the Court placed the kids with Grandma.

Judge: Sir, you look better than you did the last time I saw you.
Father: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Judge: And I don't smell any alcohol on your breath this time, either.
Father: That's 'cause I'm eating Certs, Judge.
One of the chapters in my book is going to be about law office staff. One of the characters is going to be a blonde receptionist named Ashley. Some of her dialogue is going to include the following (as God is my witness, this is a verbatim) statement:

"Miss Thompson, we were talking about you at Girls Night Out last night, and we all agreed that you're the lawyer we hate the least."

:9f:
[/quote]

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