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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by CameronBornAndBred » March 28th, 2012, 9:48 am

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lawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.

On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.

And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_bob

He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.

I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
It sounds like Bob has a less than amicable relationship with police. I wonder if that helped him into his current situation.
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by CathyCA » March 28th, 2012, 9:52 am

lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.

On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.

And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_bob

He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.

I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
I would pay good money to watch a cow twirl a baton.

I wonder what costume he will wear to court.

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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by lawgrad91 » March 28th, 2012, 10:52 am

CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.

On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.

And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_bob

He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.

I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
I would pay good money to watch a cow twirl a baton.

I wonder what costume he will wear to court.

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That's REALLY what I want to know.

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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by CathyCA » March 28th, 2012, 11:25 am

There's nothing like giving good advice to a client and then seeing his mug shot on the county detention center bookings page the next morning.

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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by lawgrad91 » March 28th, 2012, 11:38 am

CathyCA wrote:There's nothing like giving good advice to a client and then seeing his mug shot on the county detention center bookings page the next morning.

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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by Lavabe » March 29th, 2012, 6:51 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.

On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.

And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_bob

He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.

I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
I lived in both places for a while. NEVER heard of him. :|
It sounds like Bob has a less than amicable relationship with police. I wonder if that helped him into his current situation.
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by lawgrad91 » March 29th, 2012, 9:20 am

Lavabe wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.

On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.

And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)

Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_bob

He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.

I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
I lived in both places for a while. NEVER heard of him. :|
It sounds like Bob has a less than amicable relationship with police. I wonder if that helped him into his current situation.
I saw the picture. It was more of a cow hat than a cow mask or costume, like something a parent might buy a toddler daughter.

Too bad about the police stepping on his $500 wedding dress in St. Louis. What were they thinking?
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by IowaDevil » March 29th, 2012, 9:59 am

You guys have all the fun in those courts of law! I shoulda gone to law school and forgot that saving lives thing. :D Altho I did have some funny encounters.
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by lawgrad91 » March 29th, 2012, 10:19 am

IowaDevil wrote:You guys have all the fun in those courts of law! I shoulda gone to law school and forgot that saving lives thing. :D Altho I did have some funny encounters.
You are a nurse, right? My mom was an RN and a nursing instructor for about 40 years. She has some stories, too.
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by IowaDevil » March 29th, 2012, 7:21 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:
IowaDevil wrote:You guys have all the fun in those courts of law! I shoulda gone to law school and forgot that saving lives thing. :D Altho I did have some funny encounters.
You are a nurse, right? My mom was an RN and a nursing instructor for about 40 years. She has some stories, too.
Yes I was in ER's and OR's! Some of your clients visited I think! :D
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by Very Duke Blue » March 29th, 2012, 9:14 pm

I have been planting seed for our garden. So far, I have planted 18 cucumbers, 18 zucchini, 20 Roma tomato and 200 okra, a bunch of tomatillo seeds. We have a lot more to go. We do have 1 doz. green and 1 doz. red cabbage in the ground. Lots of work but we love the garden.
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by captmojo » March 29th, 2012, 10:31 pm

At first, I thought, "Bob is probably gay...or he COULD just be extremely happy".

I read the wiki and it removed all doubt. :ymblushing:
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by IowaDevil » March 30th, 2012, 2:43 pm

On our trip to the Final Four we are driving with ID daughter & S-I-L (he's driving and stone sober - never drinks for that matter). Gets stopped for speeding! =)) =)) =)) A little beer in the cooler might help him cool off here! WELCOME TO LOUISIANA!

PS: This ID is having trouble keeping the giggles in the backseat! =)) =)) =))
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by captmojo » March 30th, 2012, 7:14 pm

Think how giggly you could be if the right team were on the schedule! :duke:
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Re: LTE 2.0

Post by IowaDevil » March 30th, 2012, 9:01 pm

captmojo wrote:Think how giggly you could be if the right team were on the schedule! :duke:
For sure! But I am happily decked out in my Duke garb. :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:
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2/2

Post by Miles » March 30th, 2012, 9:14 pm

I'm 2/2 this BBQ Season.

Last weekend we got hail and rain while smoking some ribs.
Tonight we got rain while smoking a pork shoulder.

I am thankful for my tailgating tent! I think it's pretty sweet that it smells like blue smoke when you pull it out of storage.
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Re: 2/2

Post by DukePA » March 30th, 2012, 10:28 pm

Miles wrote:I'm 2/2 this BBQ Season.

Last weekend we got hail and rain while smoking some ribs.
Tonight we got rain while smoking a pork shoulder.

I am thankful for my tailgating tent! I think it's pretty sweet that it smells like blue smoke when you pull it out of storage.
I will be practicing smoking ribs tomorrow. My nephew, Kyle, and his girlfriend will be here this weekend to share the ribs. Should be fun!
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Re: 2/2

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » March 30th, 2012, 11:19 pm

DukePA wrote:
I will be practicing smoking ribs tomorrow. My nephew, Kyle, and his girlfriend will be here this weekend to share the ribs. Should be fun!
Is that all you'll be smokin'? ;) :))
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Re: 2/2

Post by DukePA » March 30th, 2012, 11:28 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
DukePA wrote:
I will be practicing smoking ribs tomorrow. My nephew, Kyle, and his girlfriend will be here this weekend to share the ribs. Should be fun!
Is that all you'll be smokin'? ;) :))
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Re: 2/2

Post by CameronBornAndBred » March 31st, 2012, 9:07 am

Miles wrote:I'm 2/2 this BBQ Season.

Last weekend we got hail and rain while smoking some ribs.
Tonight we got rain while smoking a pork shoulder.

I am thankful for my tailgating tent! I think it's pretty sweet that it smells like blue smoke when you pull it out of storage.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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