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Lavabe wrote:Spock: When will we use the tractor beam to bring this thread to the 30,000 post count?

Scotty: The dilithium crystals need recharging, Sir.

Sulu: 112+ posts to get there.

Chekhov: 118, Mr. Sulu.

Uhuru: Captain... we are getting a communication from a Klingon ship.

Lavabe wrote:Uhuru: Captain... we are getting a communication from a Klingon ship.

Kirk: Will investigate disturbance and Klingon ship. Beam me down, Scotty!

Kirk: Will return for the 30,000 post count in 2 hours.

More absolutely fucking blow out quarterly numbers from Apple tonight.

1-24-12-Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL) reported Q1 EPS of $13.87, vs. consensus estimates of $10.14.
Revenues in the quarter came in at $46.33 billion, vs. consensus estimates of $38.99 billion.
Apple sees Q2 EPS of $8.50, vs. consensus estimates of $7.96 on revenues of $32.5 billion, vs. estimates of $31.9 billion.

The stock is halted in after hours trading, but will reopen just before 5 pm. It may jump $50 tonight, maybe more. (Could it hit $500/share tonight, up from today's close of $420.41?) Of course, it'll fall back some before regular trading opens in the morning. Wish I had me more of this fruit. I owned 100 shares of this a couple of years ago, but sold it when it got to $112/share (up from the $72/share I had bought it at). I cried all the way to the bank.

It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Kirk: This is Kirk, reporting. Spock! Get down to the Klingon ship. They have an Apple sale going on.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Spock: I wonder if Derek Jeter has any shares of Apple.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Scotty: Aye, Captain. You can take this job and shove it!! I have 100 shares of Apple.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Uhura: Captain, that communication earlier from the Klingon ship was BUY MORE APPLE STOCK! What DOES that mean, sir?

Lavabe wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Uhura: Captain, that communication earlier from the Klingon ship was BUY MORE APPLE STOCK! What DOES that mean, sir?

Kirk: Uhura, it means that if you have 100 shares of Apple stock, you'll be drinking trania for the rest of your life.

Lavabe wrote:

Lavabe wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Uhura: Captain, that communication earlier from the Klingon ship was BUY MORE APPLE STOCK! What DOES that mean, sir?

Kirk: Uhura, it means that if you have 100 shares of Apple stock, you'll be drinking trania for the rest of your life.

EXPLANATION FOR STAR TREK DEPRIVED: There was one episode in which some scary life form eventually allows several Trek crew to come on board. Turned out that it was run by what appeared to be a 3-yr-old human form, played by I believe Clint Howard (Ron Howard's brother). They then agree to be friends, and they toast with a drink called trania.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Kirk: Mr. Sulu... reset our tractor beam. Have it plug into Wall St and occupy it. We have to get that Apple stock.

Lavabe wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Kirk: Mr. Sulu... reset our tractor beam. Have it plug into Wall St and occupy it. We have to get that Apple stock.

Sulu: Tractor beam reset, captain. Say... do we even have a tractor beam on board this ship?

Lavabe wrote:

Lavabe wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Kirk: Mr. Sulu... reset our tractor beam. Have it plug into Wall St and occupy it. We have to get that Apple stock.

Sulu: Tractor beam reset, captain. Say... do we even have a tractor beam on board this ship?

Spock: Yes we do. We used it in a few episodes.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Kirk: You realize that we will have only 100 more posts to go pretty soon.

Lavabe wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Kirk: You realize that we will have only 100 more posts to go pretty soon.

Spock: I am in a mind meld with devildeac now. I am aware of there being TEN guests logged onto CTN now.

Lavabe wrote:

Lavabe wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:It jumped $40/share upon opening at 4:50.

Kirk: You realize that we will have only 100 more posts to go pretty soon.

Spock: I am in a mind meld with devildeac now. I am aware of there being TEN guests logged onto CTN now.

Spock: Da** refs!!