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OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

CathyCA wrote: Gotta run!

It's one heck of a way to lose weight.

Came home last night to an unpleasant surprise: no hot water. It could've been worse, though. The reason for the outage? A pipe burst in an upstairs neighbor's apartment. Fortunately this neighbor is not the one directly above me. My neighbor across the hall has water damage. My storage unit is below her, so I should probably go check it at some point.

Weekend fun: I was present when my 10 month old niece figured out how to crawl. The look on her face was priceless. She's so excited! She did not want to be held; she wanted to be put down so she could crawl. Granted, it's "combat-crawling" at this point (little Sweet Pea is a bit behind the curve in terms of mobility, but she was a few weeks early), but I suspect that she'll be crawling in earnest within a week or so.

CathyCA wrote:In the category of TMI, I began my colonoscopy prep 30 minutes ago by drinking that delicious citrus concoction my gastroenterologist prescribed for me. 25 minutes ago, I rushed to the bathroom for the first time. I've rushed back 3 more times since then.

Oh.my.gosh.

Vibes that you get this all behind you soon....

I think the good stuff I got to drink was tasteless, at least.

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:In the category of TMI, I began my colonoscopy prep 30 minutes ago by drinking that delicious citrus concoction my gastroenterologist prescribed for me. 25 minutes ago, I rushed to the bathroom for the first time. I've rushed back 3 more times since then.

Oh.my.gosh.

Vibes that you get this all behind you soon....

I think the good stuff I got to drink was tasteless, at least.

Channeling my inner EarlJam: Colonoscopy. Rushed to bathroom. Get all this behind you. Heh heh heh heh heh.

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:In the category of TMI, I began my colonoscopy prep 30 minutes ago by drinking that delicious citrus concoction my gastroenterologist prescribed for me. 25 minutes ago, I rushed to the bathroom for the first time. I've rushed back 3 more times since then.

Oh.my.gosh.

Vibes that you get this all behind you soon....

I think the good stuff I got to drink was tasteless, at least.

My first dose tasted like citrus Sweet Tarts. My second dose tasted like .

ArkieDukie wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:In the category of TMI, I began my colonoscopy prep 30 minutes ago by drinking that delicious citrus concoction my gastroenterologist prescribed for me. 25 minutes ago, I rushed to the bathroom for the first time. I've rushed back 3 more times since then.

Oh.my.gosh.

Vibes that you get this all behind you soon....

I think the good stuff I got to drink was tasteless, at least.

Channeling my inner EarlJam: Colonoscopy. Rushed to bathroom. Get all this behind you. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Clearly, there are more double entendres associated with this procedure.

BRB.

CathyCA wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:
Vibes that you get this all behind you soon....

I think the good stuff I got to drink was tasteless, at least.

Channeling my inner EarlJam: Colonoscopy. Rushed to bathroom. Get all this behind you. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Clearly, there are more double entendres associated with this procedure.

BRB.

BRB?
Be Right Back

or

Bath Room Break

??

devildeac wrote: BRB?
Be Right Back

or

Bath Room Break

??

I intended that to be "Be Right Back," but clearly, it also was "Bath Room Break."

So grateful that I can laugh at all of this business. . .

CathyCA wrote:

devildeac wrote: BRB?
Be Right Back

or

Bath Room Break

??

I intended that to be "Be Right Back," but clearly, it also was "Bath Room Break."

So grateful that I can laugh at all of this business. . .

A colonoscopy is one of those things (or maybe #2 of those things) that you have to laugh about....

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

devildeac wrote: BRB?
Be Right Back

or

Bath Room Break

??

I intended that to be "Be Right Back," but clearly, it also was "Bath Room Break."

So grateful that I can laugh at all of this business. . .

A colonoscopy is one of those things (or maybe #2 of those things) that you have to laugh about....

It's certainly a pain in the ass to go through!

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:In the category of TMI, I began my colonoscopy prep 30 minutes ago by drinking that delicious citrus concoction my gastroenterologist prescribed for me. 25 minutes ago, I rushed to the bathroom for the first time. I've rushed back 3 more times since then.

Oh.my.gosh.

Vibes that you get this all behind you soon....

I think the good stuff I got to drink was tasteless, at least.

My first dose tasted like citrus Sweet Tarts. My second dose tasted like .

I had 4 flavor packs I added to my 4 litres of prep, one litre at the time. Lemon-lime, orange, fruit punch and, or never mind again...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:
I intended that to be "Be Right Back," but clearly, it also was "Bath Room Break."

So grateful that I can laugh at all of this business. . .

A colonoscopy is one of those things (or maybe #2 of those things) that you have to laugh about....

It's certainly a pain in the ass to go through!

But it all comes out well in the end...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: It's certainly a pain in the ass to go through!

It's supposed to be painful?

Oh no!

CathyCA wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: It's certainly a pain in the ass to go through!

It's supposed to be painful?

Oh no!

The prep? Eventually, as much as you've had to go... The procedure? It's usually done under sedation, so no, other than waking up from the anesthesia.

Time to assess the situation, Cathy... let us know how it goes.

All done! Everything came out fine.

I even have pictures!

CathyCA wrote:All done! Everything came out fine.

I even have pictures!

Don't get any on you_ keyboa_d. That's how I lost my _. ;)

I would reckon, that between all of us, I may be the one that can be called, 'Most Full of Shit'.