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Uggh... the weather is hot and muggy, which means only one thing...

AC repair bill for today's repair... $175.

CHA-CHING!!

A/C issue have been going around my section of cubicles. The worst damage was for a whole new system...

I think, with this post, I still have 34 posts to go to get to 1,000. Dang, y'all type fast. ;)

DevilAlumna wrote:I think, with this post, I still have 34 posts to go to get to 1,000. Dang, y'all type fast. ;)

You can do it, DA!

Getting ready to watch USA vs. Sweden in the Womens World Cup. U-S-A! U-S-A!

DevilAlumna wrote:Getting ready to watch USA vs. Sweden in the Womens World Cup. U-S-A! U-S-A!

DevilAlumna wrote:

Turk wrote:

DevilAlumna wrote:A big shout-out/god-bless to the person who invented motorized swings.

Ah yes, ours was essential to domestic tranquility back in the day when the young Turks were little hatchlings. We called ours the "Neglect-o-matic".

Bwahahaha!!! Thanks, Turk - good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, or I'd need a new keyboard.

Can't take credit for the name, after Mrs. Turk found out my standard medley of lullabies included such classics as "Badlands", "My Hometown", "Clampdown", "Friend of the Devil", "Open Letter to a Landlord", "Wreck on the Highway", etc. She figured out we'd be saving on shrink bills in the long run if we just used the barebones basics that technology could bring us re chid care. The Neglecto-matic certainly qualifies on that point...

Turk wrote: Can't take credit for the name, after Mrs. Turk found out my standard medley of lullabies included such classics as "Badlands", "My Hometown", "Clampdown", "Friend of the Devil", "Open Letter to a Landlord", "Wreck on the Highway", etc. She figured out we'd be saving on shrink bills in the long run if we just used the barebones basics that technology could bring us re chid care. The Neglecto-matic certainly qualifies on that point...

Hey, ya gotta go with what lyrics you know. FDA gets sung to sleep with showtunes from the likes of South Pacific (Dites-Moi, Cockeyed Optimist), Music Man (Goodnight My Someone), and Sound of Music (Edel weiss).

Frankly, if I knew lyrics to Friend of the Devil, I'd add that to the repertoire.

Don't know Friend of the Devil, but I do know Runnin' with the Devil.

DevilAlumna wrote:

Turk wrote: Can't take credit for the name, after Mrs. Turk found out my standard medley of lullabies included such classics as "Badlands", "My Hometown", "Clampdown", "Friend of the Devil", "Open Letter to a Landlord", "Wreck on the Highway", etc. She figured out we'd be saving on shrink bills in the long run if we just used the barebones basics that technology could bring us re chid care. The Neglecto-matic certainly qualifies on that point...

Hey, ya gotta go with what lyrics you know. FDA gets sung to sleep with showtunes from the likes of South Pacific (Dites-Moi, Cockeyed Optimist), Music Man (Goodnight My Someone), and Sound of Music (Edel weiss).

Frankly, if I knew lyrics to Friend of the Devil, I'd add that to the repertoire.

Your wish: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/grateful+d ... 62294.html

Bonus lyrics: http://www.lyricstime.com/van-halen-run ... yrics.html

Added bonus lyrics (but I think you already know these )): http://www.cduniverse.com/shorty-long-d ... 805587.htm

Sweet dreams for Future DA .

devildeac wrote:Your wish: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/grateful+d ... 62294.html

Bonus lyrics: http://www.lyricstime.com/van-halen-run ... yrics.html

Added bonus lyrics (but I think you already know these )): http://www.cduniverse.com/shorty-long-d ... 805587.htm

Sweet dreams for Future DA .

LOL at that last one!

Mr. DA thinks that the Cameron Crazies' cheer of "Let's Go, Duke," sounds more like "Ja-Ja-Boo," (he only watches games to humor me) so I have started saying that to her, with appropriate hand gestures. Maybe she'll have it down by the time the ACC season starts.

Another lesson from court: those who steal cars would find their chances of getting away with it vastly improved if they didn't leave copies of their Federal probation paperwork (complete with name, DOB, and picture) in the cars they steal.

lawgrad91 wrote:Another lesson from court: those who steal cars would find their chances of getting away with it vastly improved if they didn't leave copies of their Federal probation paperwork (complete with name, DOB, and picture) in the cars they steal.

No one ever claimed criminals were smart. If they were smart, they could probably make a living by working instead of stealing.

lawgrad91 wrote:Another lesson from court: those who steal cars would find their chances of getting away with it vastly improved if they didn't leave copies of their Federal probation paperwork (complete with name, DOB, and picture) in the cars they steal.

I'm thinking that said thief is soon going to be back in federal court on a probation violation.

DevilAlumna wrote:

Turk wrote: Can't take credit for the name, after Mrs. Turk found out my standard medley of lullabies included such classics as "Badlands", "My Hometown", "Clampdown", "Friend of the Devil", "Open Letter to a Landlord", "Wreck on the Highway", etc. She figured out we'd be saving on shrink bills in the long run if we just used the barebones basics that technology could bring us re chid care. The Neglecto-matic certainly qualifies on that point...

Hey, ya gotta go with what lyrics you know. FDA gets sung to sleep with showtunes from the likes of South Pacific (Dites-Moi, Cockeyed Optimist), Music Man (Goodnight My Someone), and Sound of Music (Edel weiss).

Frankly, if I knew lyrics to Friend of the Devil, I'd add that to the repertoire.

My Katie's favorite songs to be sung to bed to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HdlYVKBUVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlbLCNdaV2s

There is a Duke fan/contestant named Caleb on The Price Is Right -- right now!

CathyCA wrote:There is a Duke fan/contestant named Caleb on The Price Is Right -- right now!

And Caleb the Duke fan just won a car on The Price Is Right.

CathyCA wrote:There is a Duke fan/contestant named Caleb on The Price Is Right -- right now!

Go Caleb!!! Spay and neuter your pets!!!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

CathyCA wrote:There is a Duke fan/contestant named Caleb on The Price Is Right -- right now!

Go Caleb!!! Spay and neuter your pets!!!

Caleb, the Duke fan from South Dakota, did not win the Showcase Showdown.

Good-bye, Caleb. Thanks for representing .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!...from a front page post OY.

http://cgi.ebay.com/UNC-The-Carolina-Wa ... 500wt_1202