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wilson wrote:The lady right behind me on the plane is singing in a really strange, almost enchanting voice. It's almost like she's trying to charm a snake or something. It's really fucking annoying.

Lean your seat back. Then pull it up. Then lean it back. Then pull it up. When she finally asks what the hell you are doing, tell her "I'm dancing to your song".

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

wilson wrote:The lady right behind me on the plane is singing in a really strange, almost enchanting voice. It's almost like she's trying to charm a snake or something. It's really fucking annoying.

Lean your seat back. Then pull it up. Then lean it back. Then pull it up. When she finally asks what the hell you are doing, tell her "I'm dancing to your song".

wilson wrote:The lady right behind me on the plane is singing in a really strange, almost enchanting voice. It's almost like she's trying to charm a snake or something. It's really fucking annoying.

Another reason why I love my Bose headsets.

The Hogs beat Kentucky! The Hogs beat Kentucky! WPS!

ArkieDukie wrote:The Hogs beat Kentucky! The Hogs beat Kentucky! WPS!

Yay! Sooo-eeee! (or something like that). (and take Kentucky with you)

DukieInKansas wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

wilson wrote:The lady right behind me on the plane is singing in a really strange, almost enchanting voice. It's almost like she's trying to charm a snake or something. It's really fucking annoying.

Lean your seat back. Then pull it up. Then lean it back. Then pull it up. When she finally asks what the hell you are doing, tell her "I'm dancing to your song".

Do we have any astronaut smileys?

CathyCA wrote:Do we have any astronaut smileys?

I wanna go into space.

Did anybody else see K and Knight on Sportscenter last night? Good interview.

ArkieDukie wrote:The Hogs beat Kentucky! The Hogs beat Kentucky! WPS!

Heh!

bjornolf wrote:Did anybody else see K and Knight on Sportscenter last night? Good interview.

Yes. A time or two, I thought Knight was going to put on his 'Game Face'.

Here's mine----

On my way out of town tomorrow, I'm stopping off in Baltimore to see a dear friend and her week-old baby. Pretty excited.

Return flight delayed from 2:42 to 6:06. Splendid.
Bourbon, please.

I just invented a new game. It's called "How many (increasingly bourbon-aided) posts can wilson make before his flight finally leaves?"
I trust that you will all enjoy it as much as I am going to.

The concourse bar/grill I'm currently sitting in is something of an exception. The food is actually pretty good, and it's not stoopidly expensive. The bourbon, I'm sure, will be a different story, but such is life sometimes.

The worst part about this flight delay? I have a ticket to see one of my favorite bands in concert tonight.
The Old 97s, in case you were wondering.
As long as I don't get delayed any further, I should be there in time for their start (thank God for opening bands), but this is still less than ideal, and I'm not too excited about stressing over whether or not I'll make it.

wilson wrote:The concourse bar/grill I'm currently sitting in is something of an exception. The food is actually pretty good, and it's not stoopidly expensive. The bourbon, I'm sure, will be a different story, but such is life sometimes.

This place is playing good music too, 5 of every 6 songs anyway...still a much better percentage than you can usually expect in this kind of joint.

A commercial for the Shake Weight just came on a couple of the TVs in here.
http://www.shakeweight.com
Did the inventors and marketers of that device consider the implications of that commercial at all before they produced it and began purchasing air time? Because boy, does it make those workout monkeys look like jerk-offs.

wilson wrote:...boy, does it make those workout monkeys look like jerk-offs.

Pun intended.

wilson wrote:...boy, does it make those workout monkeys look like jerk-offs.

Pun intended.