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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 8:59 am
by CathyCA
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Someone needs a sandwich or two.

Anne Hathaway is too thin. I realize that she lost the weight for the movie, but with digital editing capabilities, I fail to understand why she had to become so skeletal for this role. This dress did nothing for her.

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 9:01 am
by CathyCA
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Halle's hair looks like it was styled in a blender.

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 9:02 am
by CathyCA
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I loved this dress!

But Kerry needs to eat a sandwich or a cookie.

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 9:07 am
by OZZIE4DUKE
CathyCA wrote:Image

Someone needs a sandwich or two.

Anne Hathaway is too thin. I realize that she lost the weight for the movie, but with digital editing capabilities, I fail to understand why she had to become so skeletal for this role. This dress did nothing for her.

:9f:
The dress showed off her fake (?) nipples very well! :happy-bouncyblue: =))

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 9:13 am
by windsor
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Image

Someone needs a sandwich or two.

Anne Hathaway is too thin. I realize that she lost the weight for the movie, but with digital editing capabilities, I fail to understand why she had to become so skeletal for this role. This dress did nothing for her.

:9f:
The dress showed off her fake (?) nipples very well! :happy-bouncyblue: =))

Those are darts, not nipples.

Overall I was disappointed in the red carpet fashion.


I did think that this was a excellent choice for a 9 year old.
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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 9:29 am
by windsor
Fashion DON'TS for the full figure
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Fashion DOS for the full figure
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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 4:32 pm
by CathyCA
Gadzooks posted this article on FB. I think it sums up pretty nicely why I love Jennifer Lawrence so much.

11 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence Is Your BFF in Your Head:

http://jezebel.com/5986705/11-reasons-w ... socialflow

I would add reason #12: She flipped off a press photographer after she tripped up the stage.

And reason #13: I LOVED her in Silver Linings Playbook!

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: February 25th, 2013, 4:50 pm
by CathyCA
Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 2nd, 2013, 11:07 pm
by Turk
CathyCA wrote:Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Good effort, but her form is incorrect. Freeze it right there! You can see how her other fingers are out of position and causing interference. The proper technique is to curl those fingers into a solid fist and then get maximum extension on that middle finger for a good follow-through. For you young players out there, it's so important to concentrate on good fundamentals and establish winning habits...

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 2nd, 2013, 11:24 pm
by CathyCA
Turk wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Good effort, but her form is incorrect. Freeze it right there! You can see how her other fingers are out of position and causing interference. The proper technique is to curl those fingers into a solid fist and then get maximum extension on that middle finger for a good follow-through. For you young players out there, it's so important to concentrate on good fundamentals and establish winning habits...
Ha! You're the Dick Vitale of bird flipping, Turk!

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 8:47 am
by OZZIE4DUKE
Turk wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Good effort, but her form is incorrect. Freeze it right there! You can see how her other fingers are out of position and causing interference. The proper technique is to curl those fingers into a solid fist and then get maximum extension on that middle finger for a good follow-through. For you young players out there, it's so important to concentrate on good fundamentals and establish winning habits...
Turk, that's the standard bird method, bending all but the middle finger. I forget the name for when you keep all four fingers straight and tightly together for the first digit coming off the hand, and then the top two digits of the three fingers not the middle finger over, giving a more square look to the recipient. It's supposed to be a stronger, cooler looking bird :D :obscene-birdiered: In the picture, she's doing a sloppy version of this method, too much separation between the fingers, but they are relatively straight! The separation we see may be caused by the ring on her ring finger. B-)

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 6:26 pm
by ArkieDukie
Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 3rd, 2013, 11:10 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
ArkieDukie wrote:Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:
Somebody posted OY that her sweater was formerly a slip cover. =))
Love, Ima

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 4th, 2013, 7:26 am
by windsor
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:
Somebody posted OY that her sweater was formerly a slip cover. =))
Love, Ima

and an ugly former slip cover at that. That is brilliant ...that is where I've seen that kind of piping before, on slipcovers!

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 4th, 2013, 9:50 am
by IowaDevil
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:
Somebody posted OY that her sweater was formerly a slip cover. =))
Love, Ima
Would never make it as a slip cover in my house! FUGLY was my first thought! :D

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 5th, 2013, 8:13 am
by DevilWearsPrada2.0
The Stripes!!!!

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 6th, 2013, 9:46 am
by Native
DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:The Stripes!!!!
Definitely started an "ug-ly sweater" chant at the women's game on Sunday for Sylvia. My whiteboard that said "Sylvia Hatchell Gets Dressed In The Dark" did not, unfortunately, make it onto the jumbotron.

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: March 9th, 2013, 9:57 am
by captmojo
Native wrote:
DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:The Stripes!!!!
Definitely started an "ug-ly sweater" chant at the women's game on Sunday for Sylvia. My whiteboard that said "Sylvia Hatchell Gets Dressed In The Dark" did not, unfortunately, make it onto the jumbotron.
In the dark?
I think....I'm scared to think about it.
I believe the best description of her appearance-in-general, could be titled 'Dean Smith with tits'.
Apologies to all those who resemble Dean Smith.

Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: April 6th, 2013, 5:10 pm
by CathyCA
For the love of God, CBS! Find a hairstylist and makeup artist for Lesley Visser. She looks like a clown.

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Posted: May 5th, 2013, 6:34 pm
by Turk
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Ladies, care to snark on "The Most Beautiful Woman In The World" when she goes commando?