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ArkieDukie wrote:I have a new dilemma that should be fun for all. Remember the Asshat Doctors that live across the hall from me? The ones that consider themselves above menial tasks like giving their car information to the office so it can be entered into the records? Well, it appears that they also consider themselves above the menial task of hauling their trash down to the dumpster. They pile it up outside their apartment door, and I'm getting sick of looking at it. I've seriously considered leaving them a nice note. It's been there since yesterday. Or maybe I should just pile MY trash outside their door as well.

I've also noticed that there are two different vehicles that park in the spot that they raised such a fuss about - which leads me to believe that they actually are paying for one space and using two. Remember, they did refuse to give their car information to the office. Dare me to do a bit of investigating and report their asses?

windsor wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I have a new dilemma that should be fun for all. Remember the Asshat Doctors that live across the hall from me? The ones that consider themselves above menial tasks like giving their car information to the office so it can be entered into the records? Well, it appears that they also consider themselves above the menial task of hauling their trash down to the dumpster. They pile it up outside their apartment door, and I'm getting sick of looking at it. I've seriously considered leaving them a nice note. It's been there since yesterday. Or maybe I should just pile MY trash outside their door as well.

I've also noticed that there are two different vehicles that park in the spot that they raised such a fuss about - which leads me to believe that they actually are paying for one space and using two. Remember, they did refuse to give their car information to the office. Dare me to do a bit of investigating and report their asses?

Is this the first time they have created "heap o trash"? I would be inclined to let it go ONCE...sometimes shirt just happens. If this is a regular event, or if it is there in the morning by all means report them. You will get roaches and rats in a New York minute.

I would also keep an eye on the cars and if they are using two spaces and paying for one report them

If you are feeling your inner Windsor grab their trash for them....and leave it in the parking spot

windsor wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I have a new dilemma that should be fun for all. Remember the Asshat Doctors that live across the hall from me? The ones that consider themselves above menial tasks like giving their car information to the office so it can be entered into the records? Well, it appears that they also consider themselves above the menial task of hauling their trash down to the dumpster. They pile it up outside their apartment door, and I'm getting sick of looking at it. I've seriously considered leaving them a nice note. It's been there since yesterday. Or maybe I should just pile MY trash outside their door as well.

I've also noticed that there are two different vehicles that park in the spot that they raised such a fuss about - which leads me to believe that they actually are paying for one space and using two. Remember, they did refuse to give their car information to the office. Dare me to do a bit of investigating and report their asses?

Is this the first time they have created "heap o trash"? I would be inclined to let it go ONCE...sometimes shirt just happens. If this is a regular event, or if it is there in the morning by all means report them. You will get roaches and rats in a New York minute.

I would also keep an eye on the cars and if they are using two spaces and paying for one report them

If you are feeling your inner Windsor grab their trash for them....and leave it in the parking spot

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:Can the health department help you out? Surely there are codes for where trash is to be left. Report 'em. Can you have the car towed?

I once set a trap with tuna and repeatedly delivered a neighbor's cat to the pound where she had to pay to get it out over and over again. The cat had been killing birds in my yard and walking all over my car in the carport leaving muddy prints every night. She called and complained vehemently that I was forcing her to keep her cat at home. Really? What a goofball, bless her heart.
Love, Ima

windsor wrote:One more thing:
Timestamped cellphone photos of the trash can be a handy tool

ArkieDukie wrote:

windsor wrote:One more thing:
Timestamped cellphone photos of the trash can be a handy tool

Thanks! I was thinking of doing that for the cars; I can do it for the trash as well.

They don't know it yet, but they messed with the wrong person. If they really are only paying for one space and using two, how much do you want to bet that the space I was assigned originally is the one they're poaching? It would explain their arrogant refusal to go to the office to sort out the issue, and their refusal to give their car information to the people in the office.

ArkieDukie wrote:

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:Can the health department help you out? Surely there are codes for where trash is to be left. Report 'em. Can you have the car towed?

I once set a trap with tuna and repeatedly delivered a neighbor's cat to the pound where she had to pay to get it out over and over again. The cat had been killing birds in my yard and walking all over my car in the carport leaving muddy prints every night. She called and complained vehemently that I was forcing her to keep her cat at home. Really? What a goofball, bless her heart.
Love, Ima

Wow, Ima, you're devious. As I've said on multiple occasions, I want to be like you when I grow up.

Can't have their car towed, but I can get them into trouble for using two spaces when they're only paying for one, assuming that's what's going on. They've clearly got entitlement issues, and I'm sure they believe they're due two covered parking spots even if they're only paying for one. The investigation starts today. I need to get license plates on both vehicles so I can track where they're parking. If both of their expensive SUVs are inside, and I suspect they are, I'll be having a chat with the people in the leasing office. They're not big fans of the Asshats, either.

I just peeked outside. They still have several empty water bottles outside (the kind from the large water dispensers), but the trash is finally gone.

Lavabe wrote:Note to self: Next time I move into a condo/apt, ask the management "Is the nextdoor neighbor an asshat?" ;)

ArkieDukie wrote:

Lavabe wrote:Note to self: Next time I move into a condo/apt, ask the management "Is the nextdoor neighbor an asshat?" ;)

I haven't gone out of my way to bake them cookies or anything. Ooh - maybe I should make them a batch of Ex-Lax brownies.

ArkieDukie wrote:An update on the Asshats: trash has been piled up since Thursday night. I took pictures Thursday night, Friday night, and this morning. When I went to the office to pay my rent, I asked the lady in the leasing office if it was against the rules to leave trash in the breezeway. As it turns out, it is - and there's a fee if you continue to do it. I showed her my pictures, and she placed a phone call to the Asshat residence. They didn't answer, so she left a message. The trash was still there when I returned to my apartment. Wonder how much longer it will be there...

Lavabe wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:An update on the Asshats: trash has been piled up since Thursday night. I took pictures Thursday night, Friday night, and this morning. When I went to the office to pay my rent, I asked the lady in the leasing office if it was against the rules to leave trash in the breezeway. As it turns out, it is - and there's a fee if you continue to do it. I showed her my pictures, and she placed a phone call to the Asshat residence. They didn't answer, so she left a message. The trash was still there when I returned to my apartment. Wonder how much longer it will be there...

Have roaches/palmetto bugs/vermin been visiting the Asshat garbage?

windsor wrote:Huge empty water bottle?

1. Procure a sports drink ... yellow in color.
2. Water down sports drink by 1/3 with water
3. Add a little ammonia if you have it on hand
4. Pour a quantity of this mixture into water bottle


Problem solved

ArkieDukie wrote:

windsor wrote:Huge empty water bottle?

1. Procure a sports drink ... yellow in color.
2. Water down sports drink by 1/3 with water
3. Add a little ammonia if you have it on hand
4. Pour a quantity of this mixture into water bottle


Problem solved

You are brilliant, windsor! This may very well be worth purchasing a yellow sports drink and some ammonia.