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wilson wrote:I just got home from my last day of class for this semester. I will really miss the classroom for the next couple of years.
On a much brighter note, I don't think I've ever in my life accomplished as much in a single school year as I have this year. I am going to deservedly do jack shit this afternoon.

Congrats man! Now you can catch up on Lost!

wilson wrote:I just got home from my last day of class for this semester. I will really miss the classroom for the next couple of years.
On a much brighter note, I don't think I've ever in my life accomplished as much in a single school year as I have this year. I am going to deservedly do jack shit this afternoon.

It's easy to slip into a mini-depression after the last class. The adrenaline rush of prepping for class, throughout the semester, is suddenly gone.

I've now learned... going out on a walk with my dog usually cures just about anything like that.

In your case, I suggest going to a Braves game... on a winning night.

I'm not sure I'm worthy of sharing #11 with Hurley and Verga, but I've never watched Lost.

Well, we had the dumbest defendant in history in court today. He was charged with stealing shoes from the Shoe Dept, a local store. The clerk said she saw him come in wearing white Nikes, and when he walked out he was wearing white K-swiss, and she found his white Nikes in the K-swiss box back on the shelf. I showed her a picture of a pair of K-swiss, and said, "Is this a picture of a shoe like the ones defendant took?" The clerk said, "yes, and he's wearing the shoes today." I said (using the legal skills I learned at Duke), "Whaaa?" and she replied, "he's wearing the shoes he stole from our store here today." Sure enough, the style number on the inside tongue of his shoes matched the style number on the box.

He came in wearing shoes; he went to jail in his sock feet.

As interesting as that was, I wish I hadn't been in court this afternoon. I wish I'd taken off and gone to the Basketball Banquet.

lawgrad91 wrote:Well, we had the dumbest defendant in history in court today. He was charged with stealing shoes from the Shoe Dept, a local store. The clerk said she saw him come in wearing white Nikes, and when he walked out he was wearing white K-swiss, and she found his white Nikes in the K-swiss box back on the shelf. I showed her a picture of a pair of K-swiss, and said, "Is this a picture of a shoe like the ones defendant took?" The clerk said, "yes, and he's wearing the shoes today." I said (using the legal skills I learned at Duke), "Whaaa?" and she replied, "he's wearing the shoes he stole from our store here today." Sure enough, the style number on the inside tongue of his shoes matched the style number on the box.

He came in wearing shoes; he went to jail in his sock feet.

As interesting as that was, I wish I hadn't been in court this afternoon. I wish I'd taken off and gone to the Basketball Banquet.

That is too funny.

We went to both of Max's ball games today. The first was the school game. He got 2 good hits and made to outs. He plays third base. The second game was rec ball. He caught most of the game, then pitched for 2 innings. He struck out 5. He also made two over the fence, home runs, made a single rbi and struckI out once. They lost. Both were good games. I love going to Max's games.

Very Duke Blue wrote:We went to both of Max's ball games today. The first was the school game. He got 2 good hits and made to outs. He plays third base. The second game was rec ball. He caught most of the game, then pitched for 2 innings. He struck out 5. He also made two over the fence, home runs, made a single rbi and struckI out once. They lost. Both were good games. I love going to Max's games.

VDB - sorry the outcome wasn't better, but it sounds like Max played an excellent game! 2 innings pitching with 5 strike outs is pretty impressive! HE SHOULD BE PROUD OF THAT accompanied by the rest of his performance, Win or Lose! I know you were a proud G'MA to be there and I know he was very HAPPY to HAVE YOU THERE!!!! That is soo cool! Vibes and prayers for same output but different outcome the next game!

lawgrad91 wrote:Well, we had the dumbest defendant in history in court today. He was charged with stealing shoes from the Shoe Dept, a local store. The clerk said she saw him come in wearing white Nikes, and when he walked out he was wearing white K-swiss, and she found his white Nikes in the K-swiss box back on the shelf. I showed her a picture of a pair of K-swiss, and said, "Is this a picture of a shoe like the ones defendant took?" The clerk said, "yes, and he's wearing the shoes today." I said (using the legal skills I learned at Duke), "Whaaa?" and she replied, "he's wearing the shoes he stole from our store here today." Sure enough, the style number on the inside tongue of his shoes matched the style number on the box.

He came in wearing shoes; he went to jail in his sock feet.

As interesting as that was, I wish I hadn't been in court this afternoon. I wish I'd taken off and gone to the Basketball Banquet.

So do we (and I bet the defendant too)!

I'm tired and am going to bed.

Good Morning.

Good morning!

Can you toast with a glass of V-8?

lawgrad91 wrote:Well, we had the dumbest defendant in history in court today. He was charged with stealing shoes from the Shoe Dept, a local store. The clerk said she saw him come in wearing white Nikes, and when he walked out he was wearing white K-swiss, and she found his white Nikes in the K-swiss box back on the shelf. I showed her a picture of a pair of K-swiss, and said, "Is this a picture of a shoe like the ones defendant took?" The clerk said, "yes, and he's wearing the shoes today." I said (using the legal skills I learned at Duke), "Whaaa?" and she replied, "he's wearing the shoes he stole from our store here today." Sure enough, the style number on the inside tongue of his shoes matched the style number on the box.

He came in wearing shoes; he went to jail in his sock feet.

As interesting as that was, I wish I hadn't been in court this afternoon. I wish I'd taken off and gone to the Basketball Banquet.

Oh my. Your Defendant sounds like he was one of my clients.

I once had a client who walked in to KMart, saw the rack of purses, and decided to trade out her old purse for a newer version. She dumped the contents of her purse into a new one, put the old one on the rack and sauntered out the store. She claimed that it wasn't shoplifting since she left the old purse in the store.

lawgrad91 wrote:Well, we had the dumbest defendant in history in court today. He was charged with stealing shoes from the Shoe Dept, a local store. The clerk said she saw him come in wearing white Nikes, and when he walked out he was wearing white K-swiss, and she found his white Nikes in the K-swiss box back on the shelf. I showed her a picture of a pair of K-swiss, and said, "Is this a picture of a shoe like the ones defendant took?" The clerk said, "yes, and he's wearing the shoes today." I said (using the legal skills I learned at Duke), "Whaaa?" and she replied, "he's wearing the shoes he stole from our store here today." Sure enough, the style number on the inside tongue of his shoes matched the style number on the box.

He came in wearing shoes; he went to jail in his sock feet.

As interesting as that was, I wish I hadn't been in court this afternoon. I wish I'd taken off and gone to the Basketball Banquet.

I'm an armchair lawyer, from watching too many law and order shows. Why didn't the police apprehend the shoes for evidence when they charged the defendant?

Good morning.

[I'm an armchair lawyer, from watching too many law and order shows. Why didn't the police apprehend the shoes for evidence when they charged the defendant?[/quote]

They didn't catch up with the guy right away. The clerk got his license plate number and gave it to the police. They tracked it down (it belonged to the defendant's dad) and got defendant's name and information. Then they did a photo lineup to see if the clerk could pick defendant out, using jail pictures. (The defendant already had a picture on file with the jail, go figure.) She did, and that's when they got the warrant for his arrest. He was arrested four days later. I'm guessing he had a different pair of shoes on then, or maybe the arresting officer, who wasn't involved in making the original charge, didn't know what shoes to look for.

lawgrad91 wrote:They didn't catch up with the guy right away. The clerk got his license plate number and gave it to the police. They tracked it down (it belonged to the defendant's dad) and got defendant's name and information. Then they did a photo lineup to see if the clerk could pick defendant out, using jail pictures. (The defendant already had a picture on file with the jail, go figure.) She did, and that's when they got the warrant for his arrest. He was arrested four days later. I'm guessing he had a different pair of shoes on then, or maybe the arresting officer, who wasn't involved in making the original charge, didn't know what shoes to look for.

Thank you for the explanation. Makes sense!!

cl15876 wrote:

Very Duke Blue wrote:We went to both of Max's ball games today. The first was the school game. He got 2 good hits and made to outs. He plays third base. The second game was rec ball. He caught most of the game, then pitched for 2 innings. He struck out 5. He also made two over the fence, home runs, made a single rbi and struckI out once. They lost. Both were good games. I love going to Max's games.

VDB - sorry the outcome wasn't better, but it sounds like Max played an excellent game! 2 innings pitching with 5 strike outs is pretty impressive! HE SHOULD BE PROUD OF THAT accompanied by the rest of his performance, Win or Lose! I know you were a proud G'MA to be there and I know he was very HAPPY to HAVE YOU THERE!!!! That is soo cool! Vibes and prayers for same output but different outcome the next game!

I forgot to say, they did win the first game. All was good. Max was pleased with his play.

Very Duke Blue wrote:

cl15876 wrote:

Very Duke Blue wrote:We went to both of Max's ball games today. The first was the school game. He got 2 good hits and made to outs. He plays third base. The second game was rec ball. He caught most of the game, then pitched for 2 innings. He struck out 5. He also made two over the fence, home runs, made a single rbi and struckI out once. They lost. Both were good games. I love going to Max's games.

VDB - sorry the outcome wasn't better, but it sounds like Max played an excellent game! 2 innings pitching with 5 strike outs is pretty impressive! HE SHOULD BE PROUD OF THAT accompanied by the rest of his performance, Win or Lose! I know you were a proud G'MA to be there and I know he was very HAPPY to HAVE YOU THERE!!!! That is soo cool! Vibes and prayers for same output but different outcome the next game!

I forgot to say, they did win the first game. All was good. Max was pleased with his play.

Way to go Max!!!!

Very Duke Blue wrote:We went to both of Max's ball games today. The first was the school game. He got 2 good hits and made to outs. He plays third base. The second game was rec ball. He caught most of the game, then pitched for 2 innings. He struck out 5. He also made two over the fence, home runs, made a single rbi and struckI out once. They lost. Both were good games. I love going to Max's games.

Yay Max! Glad he is doing so well. I know you are proud of him, VDB, and I know he's thrilled to have you so interested in his games.

Alright..I gotta get off here...I'm showing all of my work outside tomorrow at a fun show, Sweetie Pie helped me set my tent up earlier today. Need to wake up by 6am..wheee. G'night Granpa!