Best.windsor wrote:Earl Jam...might I remind you that you are speaking to MY DAUGHTER. One more like that and your dinger won't be full of blisters it will be full of plastic pine needles as you receive an EJ Christams tree enema....got itEarlJam wrote:A limerick:
Krysta, sweet Krysta, oh how I've missed ya.
Under the moon, how I wish I'd kissed ya.
Now a lonely man.
I've been using my hand.
And my dinger is now full of blisters.
-EJ
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