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WindsorsDaughter wrote:But it doesn't show anything but my back and half my face?? lol

Exactly!

So here's the slithering monster of a beast, the Tiger Centipede


And another guy that likes to hang out, the Potato Bug

Eww. I hate bugs. We used to have mole crickets in our yard in Alabama. If you poured soapy water in the ground, they'd come digging upwards, and start to hop at you. Ick!!!

WindsorsDaughter wrote:

bjornolf wrote:Good story. Your new avatar is only going to spur on the neanderthals over on the other thread though. They're going to have heart attacks now.

But it doesn't show anything but my back and half my face?? lol

Um, you gotta understand that pose from a guy's perspective. With the bare shoulders and the lacing showing. Um, yeah. What are you wearing in that picture? Is that like a prom dress or a bridesmaid's dress or something? It's hard to tell. The laces almost make it look like a corset. Don't want to go there!

How come I never get the theme music when I use my shoe to pound a spider to death? I keep looking back at that scene in Dr. No and wonder why I don't have theme music following me.

You could always put it on your iPod and hit play at the appropriate moment.

bjornolf wrote:

WindsorsDaughter wrote:

bjornolf wrote:Good story. Your new avatar is only going to spur on the neanderthals over on the other thread though. They're going to have heart attacks now.

But it doesn't show anything but my back and half my face?? lol

Um, you gotta understand that pose from a guy's perspective. With the bare shoulders and the lacing showing. Um, yeah. What are you wearing in that picture? Is that like a prom dress or a bridesmaid's dress or something? It's hard to tell. The laces almost make it look like a corset. Don't want to go there!

Uhm... it is a corset! lol

WindsorsDaughter wrote:
Uhm... it is a corset! lol

Oh dear. Now you've done it. I see more poetry coming.

DukeUsul wrote:

WindsorsDaughter wrote:
Uhm... it is a corset! lol

Oh dear. Now you've done it. I see more poetry coming.

I didnt want to lie!

bjornolf wrote:Good story. Your new avatar is only going to spur on the neanderthals over on the other thread though.

Neanderthals?!? Anything but!

WindsorsDaughter wrote:
But it doesn't show anything but my back and half my face?? lol

Never underestimate the sex appeal of a nice view of upper back and shoulders. It can be incredibly sexy.

Miles wrote:
And another guy that likes to hang out, the Potato Bug

That ain't like the things we call potato bugs up here.

colchar wrote:That ain't like the things we call potato bugs up here.

What are your potato bugs like?

Miles wrote:

colchar wrote:That ain't like the things we call potato bugs up here.

What are your potato bugs like?

They are the little things with some kind of shell that immediately roll up into a ball when you pick them up. Turns out they are a Woodlouse.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse

colchar wrote:They are the little things with some kind of shell that immediately roll up into a ball when you pick them up. Turns out they are a Woodlouse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse

I have never encountered one in my real life, but I feel pretty good about saying those things suck.

colchar wrote:

Miles wrote:

colchar wrote:That ain't like the things we call potato bugs up here.

What are your potato bugs like?

They are the little things with some kind of shell that immediately roll up into a ball when you pick them up. Turns out they are a Woodlouse.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse

We always called those "roly-polies". My mom calls them "pill bugs".

Miles wrote:

colchar wrote:They are the little things with some kind of shell that immediately roll up into a ball when you pick them up. Turns out they are a Woodlouse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse

I have never encountered one in my real life, but I feel pretty good about saying those things suck.

Actually, when I was a little kid, we used to love playing with them. (We called them roly-poly's.) Nothing more fun than making one of them curl up, then flicking it halfway down the street. I used to think about them coming to a rest, unfurling, and thinking, "goddammit, where the hell am I?"

(Geez, maybe I was a rather twisted kid.... )

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, they look much more nefarious when you're zoomed in close. Yeah, I'm down with these guys. Somehow I imagined these things to be like 3" long. I can handle roly-poly and lady bugs.

I'm not sure I would live after crossing paths with that^^^

http://www.hotklix.com/content/tech/sof ... ama-Street

Observe. Beware. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!