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windsor wrote:I do not watch a lot of soccer but I have been watching the WC. I have concluded that Ivory Latta played the wrong sport. Her ability to flop on the ground and writhe in agony as though a limb had been severed (and the miraculous recovery seconds later) would fit right in.

At this point, I would like to thank windsor for singlehandedly bringing back from deep storage the name of someone I had filed away in the deep recesses of my mind. Really... Ivory Latta? Geez... I thought I had forgotten that person.

Lavabe wrote:

windsor wrote:I do not watch a lot of soccer but I have been watching the WC. I have concluded that Ivory Latta played the wrong sport. Her ability to flop on the ground and writhe in agony as though a limb had been severed (and the miraculous recovery seconds later) would fit right in.

At this point, I would like to thank windsor for singlehandedly bringing back from deep storage the name of someone I had filed away in the deep recesses of my mind. Really... Ivory Latta? Geez... I thought I had forgotten that person.

It was mpossible not t think of her watching the France/Hondoras match.

It is also clear that Lavabe needs to watch more women's hoops - she's an assistant with the tarholes - right there on end of the bnech teaching the next generation how to flop around like a bass in the bottom of a boat.

windsor wrote:

Lavabe wrote:

windsor wrote:I do not watch a lot of soccer but I have been watching the WC. I have concluded that Ivory Latta played the wrong sport. Her ability to flop on the ground and writhe in agony as though a limb had been severed (and the miraculous recovery seconds later) would fit right in.

At this point, I would like to thank windsor for singlehandedly bringing back from deep storage the name of someone I had filed away in the deep recesses of my mind. Really... Ivory Latta? Geez... I thought I had forgotten that person.

It was mpossible not t think of her watching the France/Hondoras match.

It is also clear that Lavabe needs to watch more women's hoops - she's an assistant with the tarholes - right there on end of the bnech teaching the next generation how to flop around like a bass in the bottom of a boat.

Paging Dwayne Wade! ;)

windsor wrote:I do not watch a lot of soccer but I have been watching the WC. I have concluded that Ivory Latta played the wrong sport. Her ability to flop on the ground and writhe in agony as though a limb had been severed (and the miraculous recovery seconds later) would fit right in.

Thank you, Windsor. I needed a chuckle right about now.

That Messi guy has some talent.

lawgrad91 wrote:That Messi guy has some talent.

I hear tell that Portugal tomorrow has a player named Christiano Ronaldo. Is he any good?

Lavabe wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:That Messi guy has some talent.

I hear tell that Portugal tomorrow has a player named Christiano Ronaldo. Is he any good?

Not if the Ghanaian witch doctor has anything to do with it. http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... tch-doctor

Lavabe wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:That Messi guy has some talent.

I hear tell that Portugal tomorrow has a player named Christiano Ronaldo. Is he any good?

I should also mention that until recently the Rev. Lawgrad had a Lionel Messi action figure taped to the top of the television. Not quite sure where he went but he's still somewhere in a place of honor, no doubt.

Apparently in the off season Karl Hess is a FIFA ref.

What a performance by USA and Ghana! Amazing how the USA pulled it out. Tim Howard was stellar in goal. The question remains just how injured or bothered the US is after this game. Fortunately, their chance to play Portugal occurs as one of Portugal's players must sit out, due to a stupid, dumb red card. Unfortunately, I guess we should assume that Altidore is out of the tourney with a hamstring issue.

Go USA!!

Love this commercial during the World Cup:
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7DaO/volkswagen- ... res-cantor

That was fuckin' awesome.

Lavabe wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:That Messi guy has some talent.

I hear tell that Portugal tomorrow has a player named Christiano Ronaldo. Is he any good?

Apparently not.

Amazing how soccer players can get kicked in one leg and grab the other one like it's been subject to amputation.

It was and fun-frustrating game to watch.

lawgrad91 wrote:Amazing how soccer players can get kicked in one leg and grab the other one like it's been subject to amputation.

I am sure that our players do this at some point, but I didn't see it yesterday. A few grimaces, but no full on "death due to shin kicking" rolls. The Ghana players were artists at those, however.

Thanks to the heads up from Awhom, I am practicing my Spanish comprehension watching out neighbors to the south and Brazil on Univision Deportes live stream. Bob Green's tax dollars at work!

lawgrad91 wrote:Thanks to the heads up from Awhom, I am practicing my Spanish comprehension watching out neighbors to the south and Brazil on Univision Deportes live stream. Bob Green's tax dollars at work!

Happy to be of help... I think...

Adios, Spain!! Of course, some wonder whether or not Spain ever arrived in Brazil. The 6 year hegemony is OVER.

Bye bye, Australia! At least you showed up for one of your games.

Way to go Spain. Enjoy your homecoming. ;)