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Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 7:55 am
by Very Duke Blue
CathyCA wrote:For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

:9f:
Ask, and you will receive. That is POWER!! Congratulations. :happy-bouncyblue: :duke:

Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 8:25 am
by lawgrad91
CathyCA wrote:For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

:9f:
:ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:

Wait, should I have the devil laughing at Christian Mann? :9f:

Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 9:40 am
by wilson
bjornolf wrote:
Lavabe wrote:I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:
%-(
What about:
:-t :banned: :commando: ?

@};-
...says the guy who told us stories about giving his wife an enema.

Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 9:53 am
by windsor
CathyCA wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

:9f:
Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.
YEARS?

Great, just great!

Fortunately, I do get a little warning with the gut-wrenching cramps that precede the floodgates by a few minutes.

:9f:

I have my gallblader and have the same issue with high fat meals...I apparently do not absorb it properly. Do not be standing between me and bathroom, that's all I'm sayin' %-(

Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 10:12 am
by EarlJam
I once got a piece of my chewing gum stuck in the hair of a girl I was seeing. Not the hair on top of her head either. ;) True story. It really butchered the "moment." We recovered though.

-EarlJam

Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 10:23 am
by OZZIE4DUKE
EarlJam wrote:I once got a piece of my chewing gum stuck in the hair of a girl I was seeing. Not the hair on top of her head either. ;) True story. It really butchered the "moment." We recovered though.

-EarlJam
=)) =)) =)) =)) =))
Excuse me while I go clean off my computer screen. =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 10:26 am
by CameronBornAndBred
bjornolf wrote:
Lavabe wrote:I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:
%-(
What about:
:-t :banned: :commando: ?

@};-
Well definetly don't use the one that actually says "TMI". :|
:text-tmi:

Re: The TMI thread

Posted: April 5th, 2011, 10:43 am
by Bostondevil
EarlJam wrote:I once got a piece of my chewing gum stuck in the hair of a girl I was seeing. Not the hair on top of her head either. ;) True story. It really butchered the "moment." We recovered though.

-EarlJam
Yeah, I classify this one as TMI.