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Re: The TMI thread

Post by Very Duke Blue » April 5th, 2011, 7:55 am

CathyCA wrote:For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by lawgrad91 » April 5th, 2011, 8:25 am

CathyCA wrote:For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

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Wait, should I have the devil laughing at Christian Mann? :9f:
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by wilson » April 5th, 2011, 9:40 am

bjornolf wrote:
Lavabe wrote:I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:
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What about:
:-t :banned: :commando: ?

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by windsor » April 5th, 2011, 9:53 am

CathyCA wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

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Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.
YEARS?

Great, just great!

Fortunately, I do get a little warning with the gut-wrenching cramps that precede the floodgates by a few minutes.

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I have my gallblader and have the same issue with high fat meals...I apparently do not absorb it properly. Do not be standing between me and bathroom, that's all I'm sayin' %-(
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by EarlJam » April 5th, 2011, 10:12 am

I once got a piece of my chewing gum stuck in the hair of a girl I was seeing. Not the hair on top of her head either. ;) True story. It really butchered the "moment." We recovered though.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » April 5th, 2011, 10:23 am

EarlJam wrote:I once got a piece of my chewing gum stuck in the hair of a girl I was seeing. Not the hair on top of her head either. ;) True story. It really butchered the "moment." We recovered though.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by CameronBornAndBred » April 5th, 2011, 10:26 am

bjornolf wrote:
Lavabe wrote:I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:
%-(
What about:
:-t :banned: :commando: ?

@};-
Well definetly don't use the one that actually says "TMI". :|
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by Bostondevil » April 5th, 2011, 10:43 am

EarlJam wrote:I once got a piece of my chewing gum stuck in the hair of a girl I was seeing. Not the hair on top of her head either. ;) True story. It really butchered the "moment." We recovered though.

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Yeah, I classify this one as TMI.
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