Shamm's Friday Poll!

[windsor]

Technically, by the old definition, she IS a virgin and you are not, by the pure mention of you having birthed a baby, assuming you didn't have a c-section.

I had her the old fashioned way...and without drugs...which almost cost my OB his family jewels

[bjornolf]

The OLD definition of a virgin, like WAY back in biblical and even pre-biblical times, is a woman who has not delivered a baby "the old-fashioned" way. If you read certain books about the bible, they'll talk about that in regard to Mary. Everybody wanted to marry a virgin back then. Physicians back then weren't the most proficient and didn't know the more modern signs (middle age physicians were at least able to make an exam to look for the hymen, problem being that with women riding donkeys all the time back in the biblical days, many women lost this little part of the anatomy before they had "been with a man"), but even they could tell if a woman had had a baby before in most instances. Now, I don't know how much of this is true. I'm just relating what I've read in some books discussing the bible. Take it for what you will, but by that definition, Paris Hilton is a virgin, while Windsor is not.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Paris Hilton isn't a virgin. Didn't she have a sex video?

And what is the old definition of virginity? Has something changed? What is the new definition of virginity?

It depends on what the definition of "is" is... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Shammrog]

Since it IS, after all, a weekend, PLEASE let us know if anyone has increased their count!!!

[devildeac]

Rhymes with Dumbo...




BTW, that's not my answer, I am auditing this poll... ;)

I just think that's one of the funniest damned choices/"explanations" or clarifications. EVER.