Cracker Talk

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How many crackers are in a standard sleeve of saltine crackers? No cheating!

25
5
22%
30
5
22%
35
4
17%
40
4
17%
45
2
9%
50
2
9%
55
0
No votes
60
1
4%
 
Total votes: 23
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by devildeac » June 2nd, 2009, 11:29 pm

EarlJam wrote:The "official" answer from the EarlJam experiments is 35.

Congrats to the two who picked 35!

Also, I am officially making "sleeve of crackers" a metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people.

Example: "Man, I missed 40 minutes of the Barry Manilow concert because of the sleeve of crackers at Will Call."

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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by Miles » July 29th, 2009, 10:05 am

CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:The "official" answer from the EarlJam experiments is 35.

Congrats to the two who picked 35!

Also, I am officially making "sleeve of crackers" a metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people.

Example: "Man, I missed 40 minutes of the Barry Manilow concert because of the sleeve of crackers at Will Call."

-EarlJam
Are you going to post this definition at urbandictionary.com? Because if you are, you need to let us know so that we can go over there and give it the thumbs up.
It's been submitted.
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by Miles » July 29th, 2009, 11:03 am

Miles wrote:
CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:The "official" answer from the EarlJam experiments is 35.

Congrats to the two who picked 35!

Also, I am officially making "sleeve of crackers" a metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people.

Example: "Man, I missed 40 minutes of the Barry Manilow concert because of the sleeve of crackers at Will Call."

-EarlJam
Are you going to post this definition at urbandictionary.com? Because if you are, you need to let us know so that we can go over there and give it the thumbs up.
It's been submitted.
And approved. Just give it some time to appear.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... f+crackers
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by TillyGalore » July 29th, 2009, 11:08 am

Miles wrote:[
And approved. Just give it some time to appear.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... f+crackers
Thank you for the link to schlong. :-o :-o :-o :-\ :-\ :-\ x_x x_x x_x x_x %-( %-( %-( %-(
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by DukePA » July 29th, 2009, 11:09 am

Well done :D
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by Miles » July 29th, 2009, 11:26 am

TillyGalore wrote:
Miles wrote:[
And approved. Just give it some time to appear.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... f+crackers
Thank you for the link to schlong. :-o :-o :-o :-\ :-\ :-\ x_x x_x x_x x_x %-( %-( %-( %-(
Correction: I provided a link to a query using php. The outcome of this link is variable and will change once their database is updated.
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by Miles » July 30th, 2009, 9:25 am

Miles wrote:
TillyGalore wrote:
Miles wrote:[
And approved. Just give it some time to appear.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... f+crackers
Thank you for the link to schlong. :-o :-o :-o :-\ :-\ :-\ x_x x_x x_x x_x %-( %-( %-( %-(
Correction: I provided a link to a query using php. The outcome of this link is variable and will change once their database is updated.
And I'm happy to report Ms Tilly that the link now points to the definition of "sleeve of crackers" rather than schlong. Vote!
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by TillyGalore » July 30th, 2009, 9:27 am

Miles wrote: And I'm happy to report Ms Tilly that the link now points to the definition of "sleeve of crackers" rather than schlong. Vote!

Whew! Thank you for the update.

I hope you know, I wasn't offended, just messing with you.
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by Miles » July 30th, 2009, 9:49 am

TillyGalore wrote:
Miles wrote: And I'm happy to report Ms Tilly that the link now points to the definition of "sleeve of crackers" rather than schlong. Vote!

Whew! Thank you for the update.

I hope you know, I wasn't offended, just messing with you.
Awesome! Hope you know I wasn't offended at your messing. I was just nerding out on you. :-B
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by TillyGalore » July 30th, 2009, 9:56 am

Miles wrote:
TillyGalore wrote:
Miles wrote: And I'm happy to report Ms Tilly that the link now points to the definition of "sleeve of crackers" rather than schlong. Vote!

Whew! Thank you for the update.

I hope you know, I wasn't offended, just messing with you.
Awesome! Hope you know I wasn't offended at your messing. I was just nerding out on you. :-B
Nerd away, my friend, nerd away.

Can you and your lovely lady come up August 15th for a Durham Bulls game?
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Re: Cracker Talk

Post by Miles » July 30th, 2009, 10:05 am

TillyGalore wrote:
TillyGalore wrote:
Miles wrote:

Whew! Thank you for the update.

I hope you know, I wasn't offended, just messing with you.
Awesome! Hope you know I wasn't offended at your messing. I was just nerding out on you. :-B
Nerd away, my friend, nerd away.

Can you and your lovely lady come up August 15th for a Durham Bulls game?
I will definitely ask! I'd love to come up, see everyone: aunts, cousins, best friends, CTN Heads. :D
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