Worst song of all time

DevilAlumna · Post by **DevilAlumna** » September 9th, 2010, 1:30 am

I'm thinking anything "sung" by William Shatner has to be in the Top 10 of worst songs of all time.... Anyone hear his rendition of "Tambourine Man"??!?

Post by **YmoBeThere** » September 9th, 2010, 6:09 am

DevilAlumna wrote:I'm thinking anything "sung" by William Shatner has to be in the Top 10 of worst songs of all time.... Anyone hear his rendition of "Tambourine Man"??!?

That isn't part of his comedy act?

Post by **YmoBeThere** » September 9th, 2010, 6:10 am

Having been overseas enough, they listen to all kinds of "junk" that never sees the light of day here.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » September 9th, 2010, 8:15 am

DevilAlumna wrote:I'm thinking anything "sung" by William Shatner has to be in the Top 10 of worst songs of all time.... Anyone hear his rendition of "Tambourine Man"??!?

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But still not as bad as the ICP f-bomb tirade about magnetism.

And sorry colchar... the Hoff is SICK, I agree. However, you could at least suggest watching a portion of it. I can't suggest the same about ICP's Miracles video.

I wonder what music the US used to flush out Noriega.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » September 9th, 2010, 8:22 am

colchar wrote:Oh please, none of you have even come close to identifying the worst song of all time. I nominate these two gems (both by the same 'artist' but the first is particularly bad - I dare you to watch the whole video):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4&feature=fvst

OMG... what appeared on the left side of the screen for the second video??

A JUSTIN BIEBER (sp?) LINK!!

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

Perhaps the only thing worse than JB is another import from Canada...

CELINE DION.

Colchar... you really need to do something about the schlock coming out of Canada. William Shatner's Tambourine Man (or Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds), JB, and Celine Dion. Those three must push the per capita schlock factor from Canada WELL above that of the US. ;)

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » September 9th, 2010, 8:31 am

Canada has three entries in the all-time worst running, but SWEDEN may have a higher per capita schlock factor with just one act:
ACE OF BASE

Miles · Post by **Miles** » September 9th, 2010, 8:38 am

"If I Had a Hammer" - Leonard Nimoy
"She's Having My Baby" - Paul Anka
"Afternoon Delight" - Starland Vocal Band
"Tiptoe Thru The Tulips" - Tiny Tim
"Wannabe" - Spice Girls
The remix of 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On"
"We Built This City" - Jefferson Starship
"Tubthumping" - Chumbawamba
Anything Justin Bieber performs

Miles · Post by **Miles** » September 9th, 2010, 8:39 am

Canada can keep their music artists as long as they keep exporting comedy.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » September 9th, 2010, 8:46 am

Miles wrote:Canada can keep their music artists as long as they keep exporting comedy.

Add Paul Anka to that list...
Anka, Bieber, Celine Dion (counts as a C AND a D), ...
I bet you could go A to Zed with AWFUL Canadian music "artists."

Okay... skip the X's.

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » September 9th, 2010, 10:33 am

Miles wrote:"If I Had a Hammer" - Leonard Nimoy
"She's Having My Baby" - Paul Anka
"Afternoon Delight" - Starland Vocal Band
"Tiptoe Thru The Tulips" - Tiny Tim
"Wannabe" - Spice Girls
The remix of 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On"
"We Built This City" - Jefferson Starship
"Tubthumping" - Chumbawamba
Anything Justin Bieber performs

What about Leonard Nimoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HQ1K7YyQM

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » September 9th, 2010, 10:35 am

John Denver's, "You F*ck up My Senses."

-EJ

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » September 9th, 2010, 11:02 am

EarlJam wrote:John Denver's, "You F*ck up My Senses."

-EJ

If Wilson

was here, he'd stick you with the USSR flag, as he is a John Denver fan.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » September 9th, 2010, 12:42 pm

Lavabe wrote:
colchar wrote:Oh please, none of you have even come close to identifying the worst song of all time. I nominate these two gems (both by the same 'artist' but the first is particularly bad - I dare you to watch the whole video):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4&feature=fvst
OMG... what appeared on the left side of the screen for the second video??

A JUSTIN BIEBER (sp?) LINK!!

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

Perhaps the only thing worse than JB is another import from Canada...

CELINE DION.

Colchar... you really need to do something about the schlock coming out of Canada. William Shatner's Tambourine Man (or Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds), JB, and Celine Dion. Those three must push the per capita schlock factor from Canada WELL above that of the US. ;)

I have no idea what you are talking about as I am in complete denial.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » September 9th, 2010, 12:46 pm

This, to me, is sacrilege of the highest order. When you take my avatar into account it should be obvious that I want to find the arsehole responsible for this and beat them death - very very slowly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7hf35Zu ... re=related

I'm sorry, I just couldn't post that link without adding this to counteract its effects. It isn't Ozzy I care about, it is the legendary Randy Rhoads (the guitar player and the guy in my avatarfor those who are not familiar with him) who matters to me. I can't believe he has been dead for 28 years already. Only a few weeks ago it was the 20th anniversary of Stevie Ray Vaughan's death and later this month it will be the 30th anniversary of John Bonham's death. Too many legends die too young.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » September 9th, 2010, 2:28 pm

colchar wrote:This, to me, is sacrilege of the highest order. When you take my avatar into account it should be obvious that I want to find the arsehole responsible for this and beat them death - very very slowly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7hf35Zu ... re=related

Well, at least it isn't a MIDI version; and hey, at least the Hoff never did Crazy Train, right?

colchar · Post by **colchar** » September 9th, 2010, 4:42 pm

Lavabe wrote:
colchar wrote:This, to me, is sacrilege of the highest order. When you take my avatar into account it should be obvious that I want to find the arsehole responsible for this and beat them death - very very slowly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7hf35Zu ... re=related

Well, at least it isn't a MIDI version; and hey, at least the Hoff never did Crazy Train, right?

Give him time...

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » September 9th, 2010, 5:40 pm

I would have to vote for anything by those frauds, Milli Vanilli. I hated there stuff when I actually thought they were singing it!

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » September 11th, 2010, 9:27 am

Many grand choices so far.
Glad to see Miles put in Afternoon Delight. Lawdy! That's awful!
Missing entries are too numerous.
The Bird is not the frickin' word!
Ice, Ice ...fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I recommend anything by Mrs. Miller. Just remember it's for comedic effect. Same goes for Shatner.
David Allen Coe is responsible for some of the best country music of all time while, at the same time, he has done more for offending the aural holes in human and (animal heads) than nearly anyone that titles themselves as 'musicians'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kf-4-oFhqs
...You watch at your own risk. The same goes for his others.
I think there are many more songs, that aren't exactly 'bad tunes'...I'm just, personally, sick to damn death of putting up with having to hear the damn things again. Many by Willie Nelson come to mind. Luckenbach,Texas ...Really? Like I give a fat rat's ass about your life on the road, one more time!!!!!

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » September 11th, 2010, 9:31 am

captmojo wrote: Many by Willie Nelson come to mind. Luckenbach,Texas ...Really? Like I give a fat rat's ass about your life on the road, one more time!!!!!

Don't be bustin' on Willie, or my blue eyes will be cryin' in the rain.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » September 11th, 2010, 9:34 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

This wouldn't be like using the Hitler smilie, or anything, would it?

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