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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 25th, 2010, 10:47 pm
by rockymtn devil
...you financed a tattoo.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 25th, 2010, 11:18 pm
by cl15876
devildeac wrote:
cl15876 wrote:
devildeac wrote:You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
It's NOT???? :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :D
No 8-X , I believe that would be Alitalia...


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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 26th, 2010, 1:42 pm
by colchar
devildeac wrote:You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 26th, 2010, 7:33 pm
by devildeac
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 27th, 2010, 7:51 pm
by captmojo
colchar wrote:

Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.
Cousin Connie is a flight attendant for them. :D :twitch:

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 27th, 2010, 11:29 pm
by devildeac
captmojo wrote:
colchar wrote:

Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.
Cousin Connie is a flight attendant for them. :D :twitch:
I did not have the courage to post something like that about Connie being a sister airline but I did share it privately with colchar.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 28th, 2010, 5:17 pm
by devildeac
You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

Should I put this in the NASCAR thread? :ymblushing: :)) =))

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 28th, 2010, 7:45 pm
by captmojo
devildeac wrote: I did not have the courage to post something like that about Connie being a sister airline but I did share it privately with colchar.
I guess our minds are firmly planted in the gutter?
I know mine is. :twitch:

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 28th, 2010, 10:46 pm
by EarlJam
While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 28th, 2010, 10:58 pm
by Very Duke Blue
EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam
WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. B-)

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 28th, 2010, 11:03 pm
by EarlJam
Very Duke Blue wrote:
EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam
WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. B-)
Well, he DID have to sign the credit card receipt!

-EJ

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 28th, 2010, 11:16 pm
by Very Duke Blue
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam[/quote]

WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. B-)[/quote]

Well, he DID have to sign the credit card receipt!

-EJ[/quote]

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 28th, 2010, 11:35 pm
by CameronBornAndBred
@ EJ...you keep meeting cool people. By the way..how is B&N? I would think a book store would be pretty cool...and I don't read.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 29th, 2010, 6:55 am
by bjornolf
Very Duke Blue wrote:
EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam
WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. B-)
He dropped out of Georgia Tech, but I believe his brother played football at Duke and graduated. I think his name is Jay.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 29th, 2010, 8:32 am
by devildeac
EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam
I saw him after a Braves game one night quite a few years ago. Several of us recognized him as we left the stadium and he was all too willing to joke with us about "You Might Be a Redneck" if you're yukking it up with total strangers while leaving a Braves game...

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 29th, 2010, 10:07 am
by CathyCA
EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam
Way cool!

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 29th, 2010, 10:10 am
by captmojo
There should be a 'Brush with Celebrity' thread.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: May 29th, 2010, 10:16 am
by CathyCA
bjornolf wrote:
Very Duke Blue wrote:
EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam
WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. B-)
He dropped out of Georgia Tech, but I believe his brother played football at Duke and graduated. I think his name is Jay.

@};-
Yes. Jay Foxworthy was a linebacker at Duke. He graduated in 1986.

Jay's affiliation with Duke is one of the reasons that Jeff Foxworthy served as the chair of the Duke Children's Classic for so many years.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: December 6th, 2010, 2:25 pm
by devildeac
... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Posted: December 6th, 2010, 2:35 pm
by lawgrad91
devildeac wrote:... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.
Unfortunately, I have seen this in court.

I suspect, DD, that the person you saw is either a patient of yours, or will be soon enough. :9f: