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Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:10 pm
by Lavabe
Charting out a course of attack... I think it involves Zoubs.

How much time is left on the clock?

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:11 pm
by Lavabe
Duke breaks out of the huddle... it'll be LT, Singler, Nolan, John, and ... WHO COULD THAT BE????????????

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:13 pm
by Lavabe
... JORDAN DAVIDSON!!!

I can't believe what I just saw!! JORDAN DAVIDSON IS ON THE COURT with less than 60 posts to go.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:14 pm
by Lavabe
I believe that Jordan is channeling his brother, Duke legend Patrick Davidson.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:18 pm
by Lavabe
Nearly 50 posts to go, with Duke trailing by a point. Duke can not wait for the last shot. Duke has one timeout left. Zoubs is on the bench with 3 fouls in the last 5 minutes. Note that he started the game with a foul for getting off the bus.

NOTE: Refs confused Zoubek with Daniel Ewing, and gave him a technical as well.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:21 pm
by Lavabe
Jordan Davidson inbounds the ball to himself (banging it off Butler and catching it inbounds), takes a few dribbles, then drives. He kicks it out to Nolan who shoots a three... and it's ...

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:21 pm
by DukeUsul
Lavabe wrote:devildeac is due to arrive here sometime in the next 30-40 minutes or so.

DON'T CROSS 20,000 without him.
:-ss
Where is the King PW?

We'd have broken the barrier already if we weren't waiting......

:-w :-w :-w :-w :-w :-w :-w :-w :-w

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:24 pm
by Lavabe
NO GOOD!

BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... Jordan Davidson pulls down the rebound over WVU's Butler. Time left... 40 seconds. STILL can't hold for the last shot.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:25 pm
by Lavabe
Davidson kicks it out to Nolan... skip pass to Singler.

Kyle dribbles... Duke looks disorganized. :-ss

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:28 pm
by Lavabe
Ball to Davidson, three players over him.

"C'MON REF'S ... CALL A FOUL ALREADY!!"

I know, I know. I promise you... devildeac will make it down to post in the last flurry.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:29 pm
by Lavabe
Davidson calls a time out... 25 seconds to go. Duke's last time out. Looks like Zoubs is going to check in for Davidson.

BRILLIANT COACHING MOVE!! #:-s

NOTE: Somewhere, Chris Paul is kvetching about Jordan Davidson guarding him too well.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:32 pm
by Lavabe
I see Ted Valentine running across the floor to check out a TV monitor.

He's looking at a replay. Are they looking to call a technical on Davidson for guarding Chris Paul too well?

On second thought, it might be the guy from Buffalo Wild Wings calling to delay the game.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:35 pm
by Lavabe
We're in a delay while Ted Valentine channels Karl Hess, Lenny WIrtz, Dick Paparo, and Jamie Luckie, while attempting to invent a call against Duke. They've already used up their Daniel Ewing allotment.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:37 pm
by Lavabe
Timeout while we watch the following commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HznVEfzaEl8
:D

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:47 pm
by Lavabe
devild*** has just reported to the scorer's table. He picked up 3 quick fouls on his 9.5 hour drive today and despite not having played a minute, picked up 4th foul while calling the 3 poor excuses for referees every imaginable profanity in Earl Jam's book. K is taking a chance with his volatility this late in the game but he knows that he is $ this late in the contest.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:49 pm
by Lavabe
Note: Lavabe's machine was invaded by devildeac.

devildeac is in danger of being DQ'd because of the high ABV on his latest brew tht he is sampling for review.

We now resume the game, as the players come out on the court.

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:51 pm
by CathyCA
Lavabe wrote:Timeout while we watch the following commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HznVEfzaEl8
:D
I :romance-heartbeating: that commercial!

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:53 pm
by Lavabe
Game reset: Duke trails by 1, 24.9 seconds to go, Duke has on the floor: Zoubs, JS, Singler, Nolan, and LT.

The shotclock is off. Duke can hold for the last shot.

JS with the inbounds pass.

WVU is NOT guarding the inbounds pass. ;)

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:54 pm
by Lavabe
Did I ever tell you that except for one game last weekend, I really can't stand Huggie Bear?

Re: LTE 2.0

Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 10:58 pm
by Lavabe
And here it goes...

... Nolan breaks into the backcourt... inbound to him. Takes his time bringing the ball up the court across the line.