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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 26th, 2016, 4:27 pm
by CathyCA
Vipers. LOL =))

We don't have a snake emoticon.

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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 26th, 2016, 4:31 pm
by lawgrad91
People who are in a diversion program for possession of marijuana ought not to carry marijuana to their substance abuse classes. :obscene-smokingweed: :obscene-smokingjoint: :9f:

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 26th, 2016, 4:54 pm
by devildeac
CathyCA wrote:Vipers. LOL =))

We don't have a snake emoticon.

:9f:
Does this work?

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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 26th, 2016, 6:48 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
And the beat goes on...,, we're heading back for round two. Stay tuned. "STD" is a persistent little bugger.
Love, Ima

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 26th, 2016, 8:04 pm
by CathyCA
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:And the beat goes on...,, we're heading back for round two. Stay tuned. "STD" is a persistent little bugger.
Love, Ima
I'm sending hugs and prayers your way! :ymhug: :ymhug:

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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 26th, 2016, 9:09 pm
by YmoBeThere
Water sogged vibes from South Central Texas.

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 27th, 2016, 6:08 am
by shereec
Vibes to you both, Ima!!
:ymhug:

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 27th, 2016, 8:15 am
by lawgrad91
Prayers without vipers from the LGs.

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: September 27th, 2016, 9:34 am
by IowaDevil
Prayers for OP and big hugs for you! Old Ref has been thru this - is a sign of successfully reaching the status of old! Scary for sure! Hugs around. :ymhug: :pray:

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 1st, 2016, 8:39 am
by ArkieDukie
CathyCA wrote:
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:And the beat goes on...,, we're heading back for round two. Stay tuned. "STD" is a persistent little bugger.
Love, Ima
I'm sending hugs and prayers your way! :ymhug: :ymhug:

:9f:
Sending hugs, prayers and "vipers" that the OP makes a complete and speedy recovery! :wizard: :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 7th, 2016, 11:31 am
by lawgrad91
OMG. Defendant has a tattoo running down the side of his face below his sideburn. As God is my witness, his tat says EDICATION.
:-o =)) :9f:

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 7th, 2016, 12:16 pm
by CathyCA
lawgrad91 wrote:OMG. Defendant has a tattoo running down the side of his face below his sideburn. As God is my witness, his tat says EDICATION.
:-o =)) :9f:
I think that's a contraction of "education" and "edification." Perhaps he didn't have enough $$ to tattoo BOTH words on his face. L-)

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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 11th, 2016, 4:58 pm
by lawgrad91
Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

:9f:

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 11th, 2016, 5:06 pm
by DukePA
lawgrad91 wrote:Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

:9f:
YOWZA!!! There are sooo many things I can say, but I'll refrain :D

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 11th, 2016, 6:51 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
So, don't leave us hanging! What happened to the coke? Inquiring minds want to know.

Love, Ima

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 11th, 2016, 11:08 pm
by lawgrad91
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:So, don't leave us hanging! What happened to the coke? Inquiring minds want to know.

Love, Ima
It was Exhibit 1 in the cocaine possession case against her.

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 12th, 2016, 11:02 am
by CathyCA
lawgrad91 wrote:Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

:9f:
I'm wondering if when she peed, the cocaine exploded (like pouring vinegar on baking soda). . .

:9f:

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 12th, 2016, 12:25 pm
by DukePA
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

:9f:
I'm wondering if when she peed, the cocaine exploded (like pouring vinegar on baking soda). . .

:9f:
Paging AD! Paging Organic Chemist, AD!

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 12th, 2016, 10:23 pm
by Very Duke Blue
Prayers and vibes for the OP and you, Ima.

Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Posted: October 13th, 2016, 7:23 am
by ArkieDukie
DukePA wrote:
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

:9f:
I'm wondering if when she peed, the cocaine exploded (like pouring vinegar on baking soda). . .

:9f:
Paging AD! Paging Organic Chemist, AD!
=)) Not sure that would happen, although I admit that was my first thought as well! The vinegar-baking soda thing is an acid-base reaction.

Random aside: my iPad tried to autocorrect "soda" to "Sosa."