You can't make this stuff up!

[CathyCA]

Vipers. LOL

We don't have a snake emoticon.

[lawgrad91]

People who are in a diversion program for possession of marijuana ought not to carry marijuana to their substance abuse classes.

[devildeac]

Vipers. LOL

We don't have a snake emoticon.

Does this work?

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

And the beat goes on...,, we're heading back for round two. Stay tuned. "STD" is a persistent little bugger.
Love, Ima

[CathyCA]

And the beat goes on...,, we're heading back for round two. Stay tuned. "STD" is a persistent little bugger.
Love, Ima

I'm sending hugs and prayers your way!

[YmoBeThere]

Water sogged vibes from South Central Texas.

[shereec]

Vibes to you both, Ima!!

[lawgrad91]

Prayers without vipers from the LGs.

[IowaDevil]

Prayers for OP and big hugs for you! Old Ref has been thru this - is a sign of successfully reaching the status of old! Scary for sure! Hugs around.

[ArkieDukie]

And the beat goes on...,, we're heading back for round two. Stay tuned. "STD" is a persistent little bugger.
Love, Ima

I'm sending hugs and prayers your way!

Sending hugs, prayers and "vipers" that the OP makes a complete and speedy recovery!

[lawgrad91]

OMG. Defendant has a tattoo running down the side of his face below his sideburn. As God is my witness, his tat says EDICATION.

[CathyCA]

OMG. Defendant has a tattoo running down the side of his face below his sideburn. As God is my witness, his tat says EDICATION.

I think that's a contraction of "education" and "edification." Perhaps he didn't have enough $$ to tattoo BOTH words on his face.

[lawgrad91]

Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

[DukePA]

Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

YOWZA!!! There are sooo many things I can say, but I'll refrain

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

So, don't leave us hanging! What happened to the coke? Inquiring minds want to know.

Love, Ima

[lawgrad91]

So, don't leave us hanging! What happened to the coke? Inquiring minds want to know.

Love, Ima

It was Exhibit 1 in the cocaine possession case against her.

[CathyCA]

Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

I'm wondering if when she peed, the cocaine exploded (like pouring vinegar on baking soda). . .

[DukePA]

Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

I'm wondering if when she peed, the cocaine exploded (like pouring vinegar on baking soda). . .

Paging AD! Paging Organic Chemist, AD!

[Very Duke Blue]

Prayers and vibes for the OP and you, Ima.

[ArkieDukie]

Well, here's a line I've never read before. One of coworker Awbrey's defendants explaining her criminal history says, in part,

I was in the drunk tank and had to (pee) from drinking so much. I FORGOT I HAD THE ROOMMATE'S COCAINE IN MY PANTIES.

I'm wondering if when she peed, the cocaine exploded (like pouring vinegar on baking soda). . .

Paging AD! Paging Organic Chemist, AD!

Not sure that would happen, although I admit that was my first thought as well! The vinegar-baking soda thing is an acid-base reaction.

Random aside: my iPad tried to autocorrect "soda" to "Sosa."