The Official "Good Morning" Thread

[windsor]

Harrumph.

The first defendant, a female, was wearing a thin yellow t-shirt with a leopard print bra very prominent underneath. The t-shirt had a picture of Yogi Bear with a caption "smarter than the average bear."

Um, no.

That is an insult to bears everywhere.

[DukieInKansas]

Harrumph.

The first defendant, a female, was wearing a thin yellow t-shirt with a leopard print bra very prominent underneath. The t-shirt had a picture of Yogi Bear with a caption "smarter than the average bear."

Um, no.

That is an insult to bears everywhere.

Good morning.

And what Windsor said!

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Keep 'em comin', LG1 !!!! You've got better courtroom scenarios than "Good Wife"!

Yes it is a good morning. ANY morning is a good one that doesn't inflict upon you an asinine, 40 minute commencement "speech" by an egomaniacal egghead. I have never been so embarrassed for Duke as yesterday. President Bonehead owes us all one.
Love, Ima

[CathyCA]

Harrumph.

The first defendant, a female, was wearing a thin yellow t-shirt with a leopard print bra very prominent underneath. The t-shirt had a picture of Yogi Bear with a caption "smarter than the average bear."

Um, no.

If I were crowned Contessa of the Courthouse, I would enact a rule: No T-shirts in the courtroom. Nothing good happens to defendants who wear T-shirts to court.

[DukieInKansas]

Keep 'em comin', LG1 !!!! You've got better courtroom scenarios than "Good Wife"!

Yes it is a good morning. ANY morning is a good one that doesn't inflict upon you an asinine, 40 minute commencement "speech" by an egomaniacal egghead. I have never been so embarrassed for Duke as yesterday. President Bonehead owes us all one.
Love, Ima

Who was the egghead? Anyone who gives a 40 minute commencement address should be given the hook at the 15 minute mark.

[YmoBeThere]

The Earl of Jam started this thread. Whatever happened to him?

[DukieInKansas]

The Earl of Jam started this thread. Whatever happened to him?

He started dating someone - is that the cause of his disappearance?

[CathyCA]

Keep 'em comin', LG1 !!!! You've got better courtroom scenarios than "Good Wife"!

Yes it is a good morning. ANY morning is a good one that doesn't inflict upon you an asinine, 40 minute commencement "speech" by an egomaniacal egghead. I have never been so embarrassed for Duke as yesterday. President Bonehead owes us all one.
Love, Ima

I'm still awaiting payback from Uncle Terry and his successors for Katharine Graham's commencement speech back in 1984.

(I'm willing to bet that most of you don't know who Katharine Graham was.)

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Keep 'em comin', LG1 !!!! You've got better courtroom scenarios than "Good Wife"!

Yes it is a good morning. ANY morning is a good one that doesn't inflict upon you an asinine, 40 minute commencement "speech" by an egomaniacal egghead. I have never been so embarrassed for Duke as yesterday. President Bonehead owes us all one.
Love, Ima

I'm still awaiting payback from Uncle Terry and his successors for Katharine Graham's commencement speech back in 1984.

(I'm willing to bet that most of you don't know who Katharine Graham was.)

Surely any of us as old as I know who she was. What was so bad about her speech? Had she been writing and believing her own press clippings?
Love, Ima

[YmoBeThere]

H Keith H didn't even bother to show to mine.

[CathyCA]

Keep 'em comin', LG1 !!!! You've got better courtroom scenarios than "Good Wife"!

Yes it is a good morning. ANY morning is a good one that doesn't inflict upon you an asinine, 40 minute commencement "speech" by an egomaniacal egghead. I have never been so embarrassed for Duke as yesterday. President Bonehead owes us all one.
Love, Ima

I'm still awaiting payback from Uncle Terry and his successors for Katharine Graham's commencement speech back in 1984.

(I'm willing to bet that most of you don't know who Katharine Graham was.)

Surely any of us as old as I know who she was. What was so bad about her speech? Had she been writing and believing her own press clippings?
Love, Ima

She talked about freedom of the press, and preserving that right for newspapers and publishers. It would have been a GREAT talk for a journalism school graduation ceremony. Her talk was not Duke-specific at all, and it could have been given (and probably was given) at any number of college commencements. YAWN!

William Styron got an honorary award at our commencement. His book, Sophie's Choice, had been adapted to a screenplay, and the star of that film, Meryl Streep, won the Academy Award in 1982 for Best Actress. I wish that he had been the commencement speaker.

[DevilWearsPrada2.0]

Good Morning!

Dancing with The Stars last night was excellent! All 4 couples are deserving of the Mirror Ball Trophy.

[Bob Green]

Good morning.

[shereec]

Good morning!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning.

[Very Duke Blue]

Good morning. I'm happy to home.

[IowaDevil]

Good morning all!!

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Good morning. Lots on the schedule for the day. Gotta get rolling.
Love, Ima

[DukieInKansas]

Good morning!

[lawgrad91]

Harrumph.

Dentist this morning. No cavities!