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Dear lord, you guys nearly got me busted this afternoon! That's what I get for trying to read this thread during a meeting - nearly snorted with laughter!!!

And welcome, Windsor's Daughter! These guys fighting for your online affection are great.

Even if Shamm is currently breaking my heart....

:roll: ;)

TillyGalore wrote:This has to be the funniest cock fight ever!

I need to go change my Depends now :oops: .

I don't think there are enough emoticons for this response/thread.

bjornolf wrote:My mom taught special ed for ten years. She taught deaf kids how to read lips and communicate in both words and sign language.

Starting with my own :oops:

My son is 24, a Duke grad and currently living in DC doing some research with the NIH. I'll play matchmaker and throw his co.., err, hat, in the ring/line of suitors :oops: :lol: . The hell with saving the lives of any of the other posters on this thread. I'm looking out for family here. .

devildeac wrote:My son is 24, a Duke grad and currently living in DC doing some research with the NIH. I'll play matchmaker and throw his co.., err, hat, in the ring/line of suitors :oops: :lol: . The hell with saving the lives of any of the other posters on this thread. I'm looking out for family here. .

Um yipes. I'll be sure never to piss you off!

devildeac wrote:My son is 24, a Duke grad and currently living in DC doing some research with the NIH. I'll play matchmaker and throw his co.., err, hat, in the ring/line of suitors :oops: :lol: . The hell with saving the lives of any of the other posters on this thread. I'm looking out for family here. .

Good for you!

Wow, it's getting crowded in here. Maybe we need to have a jousting tournament or something to thin the herd. Windsor and her daugher can be judges. Chivalry is NOT dead!

bjornolf wrote:

devildeac wrote:My son is 24, a Duke grad and currently living in DC doing some research with the NIH. I'll play matchmaker and throw his co.., err, hat, in the ring/line of suitors :oops: :lol: . The hell with saving the lives of any of the other posters on this thread. I'm looking out for family here. .

Um yipes. I'll be sure never to piss you off!

(jk) but, then again, all's fair in love and war... :roll:

devildeac wrote:

bjornolf wrote:

devildeac wrote:My son is 24, a Duke grad and currently living in DC doing some research with the NIH. I'll play matchmaker and throw his co.., err, hat, in the ring/line of suitors :oops: :lol: . The hell with saving the lives of any of the other posters on this thread. I'm looking out for family here. .

Um yipes. I'll be sure never to piss you off!

(jk) but, then again, all's fair in love and war... :roll:

Or, you could save their lives but leave them in a medically induced stupor until after the wedding.

Sweet. This thread has the second highest post count.

windsor wrote:I have returned...to defend my daughters good name. I have threatened EJ when a Xmas tree enema if doesn't knock it off with the poetry.

I thought you'd have a negative reaction to those poems.

DevilAlumna wrote:Dear lord, you guys nearly got me busted this afternoon! That's what I get for trying to read this thread during a meeting - nearly snorted with laughter!!!

I would've loved to have heard your explanation if you had been busted for it.

bjornolf wrote:Chivalry is NOT dead!

As I think I have proven by trying to remain classy through this whole escapade.

DevilAlumna wrote:Dear lord, you guys nearly got me busted this afternoon! That's what I get for trying to read this thread during a meeting - nearly snorted with laughter!!!

And welcome, Windsor's Daughter! These guys fighting for your online affection are great.

Even if Shamm is currently breaking my heart....

:roll: ;)

YummyLummy, you know you are always first in my line of spouse-alternates.

I have just added Windsorsdaughter to the list; I figure that if anything ever were to happen, one of you would be available.

colchar wrote:

bjornolf wrote:Chivalry is NOT dead!

As I think I have proven by trying to remain classy through this whole escapade.

Colchar, I am chivalrous, in my own special way.

Earljam, however, is a PIG! SHAME ON YOUR EARLJAM!!!

This whole thread now has me petrified about this phase of being a father of a daughter.

Lavabe wrote:This whole thread now has me petrified about this phase of being a father of a daughter.

My thoughts EXACTLY. If any of you get within twenty feet of my daughter in about 20 years, I'll have my shotgun ready. Hopefully, you'll be too old by then.

Lavabe wrote:This whole thread now has me petrified about this phase of being a father of a daughter.

No worries Lavabe. Raise her to think and take care of herself and she won't have any problems (and it doesn't hurt to own a dog that is overly protective of her - my Wizard would kill anyone/anything that harmed a hair on her head in a New York minute)

devildeac wrote:

bjornolf wrote:

devildeac wrote:My son is 24, a Duke grad and currently living in DC doing some research with the NIH. I'll play matchmaker and throw his co.., err, hat, in the ring/line of suitors :oops: :lol: . The hell with saving the lives of any of the other posters on this thread. I'm looking out for family here. .

Um yipes. I'll be sure never to piss you off!

(jk) but, then again, all's fair in love and war... :roll:

WindorsDaughter, I can attest that devildeac's son is quite a catch, i.e. he's hot. If I didn't already have a wonderful man in my life, I go cougar on son of devildeac.

TillyGalore wrote:WindorsDaughter, I can attest that devildeac's son is quite a catch, i.e. he's hot. If I didn't already have a wonderful man in my life, I go cougar on son of devildeac.

I had no idea this was such a 'target rich' environment!