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Good morning.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Good morning. I bet DD dreamed of TO's.

Seven of them as a matter of fact.

In fact, there were 2 other fumbles we had but did not lose. One went OOB when Thompson realized he was in deep and just booted the ball over the sideline on a KO. The other, Butler muffed a punt but miami had no one within 5 yards of him and he was lucky to cover it. Another pick could have occurred if one of the miami DB or LB hadn't had another tipped ball hit him in his hands.

No turnovers today or yesterday.
I watched no football beyond Saturday.
I haven't even watched highlights or looked at scoreboards.
I never dressed out of PJs yesterday.
My underwear has no elastic.






I won't let any of this bother me.
Y'all have a great day!

Good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

lawgrad91 wrote:Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

That would be Labor Day.

devildeac wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

That would be Labor Day.

Only if the bosses worked and the Administrative Professionals worked on Labor Day. As far as the pointy-headed boss is concerned, I'm not entirely certain he ever works.

lawgrad91 wrote:

devildeac wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

That would be Labor Day.

Only if the bosses worked and the Administrative Professionals worked on Labor Day. As far as the pointy-headed boss is concerned, I'm not entirely certain he ever works.

Now that's bad.

devildeac wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

devildeac wrote:That would be Labor Day.

Only if the bosses worked and the Administrative Professionals worked on Labor Day. As far as the pointy-headed boss is concerned, I'm not entirely certain he ever works.

Now that's bad.

Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

lawgrad91 wrote: Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

They must have gone to carolina...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote: Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

They must have gone to carolina...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote: Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

They must have gone to carolina...

Absolutely too funny, Ozzie!

No, but there is a lack of institUtioNal Control....

lawgrad91 wrote:Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

Saturday was.

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

Saturday was.

You mean if I hadn't gone to Durham for that game, I could have stayed here and gotten my cards and gifts?

CathyCA wrote:You mean if I hadn't gone to Durham for that game, I could have stayed here and gotten my cards and gifts?

I'm sure that's what happened. Your party was no doubt planned for Saturday, and you missed it.

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:You mean if I hadn't gone to Durham for that game, I could have stayed here and gotten my cards and gifts?

I'm sure that's what happened. Your party was no doubt planned for Saturday, and you missed it.

Dang it!

CathyCA wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

Do you have a pointy head like LG's boss? If so, that might 'splain where your cards and gifts are.