Re: an interesting dilemma...
Posted: May 11th, 2011, 1:02 am
YEAH! Very glad to hear this.
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ArkieDukie wrote:She determined the mean and standard deviation for the list of numbers using the absolute value for each. In other words, she made all negative numbers positive. I figured this out when I was making a scatter plot for the values she used and discovered that they all clustered above zero.She doesn't understand why this makes a difference.
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She has a PhD in neurobiology.
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That was pretty much my response, wilson. She's an effing moron. I think that my boss may have figured that out, at long last.wilson wrote:ArkieDukie wrote:She determined the mean and standard deviation for the list of numbers using the absolute value for each. In other words, she made all negative numbers positive. I figured this out when I was making a scatter plot for the values she used and discovered that they all clustered above zero.She doesn't understand why this makes a difference.
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She has a PhD in neurobiology.
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Seriously, what the eff is wrong with these people?
CathyCA, I believe the answer to that question can be found in the campus power structure. Her boss is a MAJOR power player. With that being said, I think that my boss is finally beginning to see that The Minion is not as smart as he thought.CathyCA wrote:GAH, she is stupid.
Why is your boss so protective of her?
Maybe the answer is simpler than that. Maybe he is sleeping with her. I am not saying that in jest.ArkieDukie wrote:CathyCA, I believe the answer to that question can be found in the campus power structure. Her boss is a MAJOR power player. With that being said, I think that my boss is finally beginning to see that The Minion is not as smart as he thought.CathyCA wrote:GAH, she is stupid.
Why is your boss so protective of her?
Knowing all players involved here, I can assure you that the answer is no.OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Maybe the answer is simpler than that. Maybe he is sleeping with her. I am not saying that in jest.ArkieDukie wrote:CathyCA, I believe the answer to that question can be found in the campus power structure. Her boss is a MAJOR power player. With that being said, I think that my boss is finally beginning to see that The Minion is not as smart as he thought.CathyCA wrote:GAH, she is stupid.
Why is your boss so protective of her?
Geez. I hope these people aren't procreating.ArkieDukie wrote:I spent the entire day today editing the manuscript. While doing so, I discovered an error in another part of the data analysis that The Minion did. (Raise your hand if you're surprised.) Let's say you have a big list of numbers, both positive and negative, and you need to determine the mean and standard deviation of said list. Easy enough, right? Well, apparently not. She determined the mean and standard deviation for the list of numbers using the absolute value for each. In other words, she made all negative numbers positive. I figured this out when I was making a scatter plot for the values she used and discovered that they all clustered above zero.She doesn't understand why this makes a difference.
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She has a PhD in neurobiology.
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I'm going to have to write a simple explanation for her that goes something like this: let's say you have two numbers (-2, 2). What's the mean of these numbers? (0) What's the standard deviation? (2.8) Now, let's use the absolute values for these numbers (2,2). What's the mean of these numbers? (2) What's the standard deviation? (0) If you want to accept everything within 2 x std dev from the mean, which range would you rather use? Yes, she used the equivalent of the latter. My boss understood that it was completely wrong, but I'm not sure he thinks it's as big a deal as I do. Maybe he will once I copy him on my response.
Lawgrad, I regret to inform you that The Minion has little Minionettes.lawgrad91 wrote:Geez. I hope these people aren't procreating.
I was afraid you'd tell me that.ArkieDukie wrote:Lawgrad, I regret to inform you that The Minion has little Minionettes.lawgrad91 wrote:Geez. I hope these people aren't procreating.
Lavabe, fortunately it's all been fixed. The manuscript will be submitted next week. Hopefully.Lavabe wrote:It's difficult to keep a scoresheet on all of this, but are we now talking about 4 or 5 points that need to be brought before an Institutional Review Board? Has ANY of this been submitted for publication?
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With or without proper spelling of authors' names?ArkieDukie wrote:Lavabe, fortunately it's all been fixed. The manuscript will be submitted next week. Hopefully.Lavabe wrote:It's difficult to keep a scoresheet on all of this, but are we now talking about 4 or 5 points that need to be brought before an Institutional Review Board? Has ANY of this been submitted for publication?
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I corrected by my name and my boss's name on Friday, when I was given a draft of the manuscript.Lavabe wrote:With or without proper spelling of authors' names?ArkieDukie wrote:Lavabe, fortunately it's all been fixed. The manuscript will be submitted next week. Hopefully.
That DOES explain a lot.ArkieDukie wrote:Oh, the other major tell: she threw in the "I learned this in med school" point. In my experience, many people who have obtained MDs in certain parts of the world REALLY look down on PhDs and treat them as intellectual inferiors. I didn't realize before that The Minion received her MD before coming to the US. This is not meant to be a blanket statement for all people from her native country, but most of the people who have been condescending about my being PhD rather than MD are from the same country as she. I think this might explain her behavior with regard to data interpretation. For the last 3 years, when she doesn't agree with the answer I give her, she goes over my head. Her boss is MD; my boss is MD/PhD.