Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 10th, 2017, 6:19 pm
Our garage fridge is mostly beer, and some veggies. And Diet Cokes, too!devildeac wrote:...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in the garage.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 11th, 2017, 9:14 am
Our is in the laundry room - does that count???devildeac wrote:...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in the garage.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 11th, 2017, 10:14 am
... You are arrested for breaking into the dump.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 11th, 2017, 11:43 am
lawgrad91 wrote:... You are arrested for breaking into the dump.
Shouldn't this be in the "You Can't Make This Up" thread?
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 11th, 2017, 1:32 pm
I couldn’t decide.CathyCA wrote:lawgrad91 wrote:... You are arrested for breaking into the dump.
Shouldn't this be in the "You Can't Make This Up" thread?
In my younger years, I’d have posted it in both and padded my PW stats.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 12th, 2017, 10:41 am
...you've ever put your college football team on a prayer list.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 13th, 2017, 10:00 am
Are you a redneck if you've ever put your college basketball team on a prayer list? (I'm just asking for a friend. . . )devildeac wrote:...you've ever put your college football team on a prayer list.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 14th, 2017, 3:00 pm
CathyCA wrote:Are you a redneck if you've ever put your college basketball team on a prayer list? (I'm just asking for a friend. . . )devildeac wrote:...you've ever put your college football team on a prayer list.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 26th, 2017, 3:37 pm
..."dirty blonde" is more of a reputation than a hair color.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: November 1st, 2017, 1:12 pm
You insult someone, but sure to follow it up with "Bless his/her heart".
You refer to a beverage as either a "Coke" or a "Drink"
You refer to a beverage as either a "Coke" or a "Drink"
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: November 7th, 2017, 11:51 am
...your Mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: November 7th, 2017, 5:12 pm
Back in the day, we had a keg refrigerator in the wreck room.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: November 30th, 2017, 1:23 pm
...the cockroaches in your kitchen are obese and have heartburn...
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: December 1st, 2017, 11:20 am
devildeac wrote:...the cockroaches in your kitchen are obese and have heartburn...
OMG--did you see the most recent copy of the Duke magazine? It's covered in ROACHES as a "tribute" to Epworth dorm. Disgusting!
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: December 12th, 2017, 12:43 pm
...you've never been arrested with a shirt on.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: January 9th, 2018, 12:08 pm
...you've ever peed your name in the snow.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: August 20th, 2018, 9:56 am
..you and your wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin have the same haircut.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: August 20th, 2018, 7:54 pm
Or if all those women are really just that one woman!devildeac wrote:..you and your wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin have the same haircut.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: September 28th, 2018, 11:44 am
...you smelled manure during your wedding.
Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Posted: October 1st, 2018, 3:19 pm
Then my neck is purty darn red.knights68 wrote:You insult someone, but sure to follow it up with "Bless his/her heart".
You refer to a beverage as either a "Coke" or a "Drink"
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