Today is my day to shine.

[wilson]

Check this out: Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

I read the first four words and then started twitching. I honestly can not handle that.

[Johnboy]

Check this out: Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

I read the first four words and then started twitching. I honestly can not handle that.

If you'd like to hear it read aloud instead, go here; for a side-by side translation,go here.

For a whole webpage dedicated to stuff like this.

It makes me laugh just to try to translate the thing:
"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull historically, "Water bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"

("Oh Grandma!" cried the little girl hysterically, "What big eyes you've got! I never saw such big eyes!")

[DukeUsul]

Best holiday ever?

Ten more arguments against the grammar nazis.

[wilson]

Best holiday ever?

Ten more arguments against the grammar nazis.

I followed that link from your Facebook page. Believe it or not, I was aware of those; the best grammarians understand when style dictates a departure from supposed convention.
You also may notice my spelling correction in the comments section.