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Post by captmojo » February 2nd, 2011, 6:41 pm

Richard had a side business, raising rabbits. He finally gave it up when everybody began to refer to him as 'Harey Dick'.
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Post by captmojo » February 2nd, 2011, 8:14 pm

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Post by CathyCA » February 2nd, 2011, 9:31 pm

There was that UNC football coach: Dick Crum.
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Post by CameronBornAndBred » February 2nd, 2011, 11:41 pm

CathyCA wrote:There was that UNC football coach: Dick Crum.
As a kid I remeber seeing a tshirt on game day that said "I'd rather have herpes than Dick Crum".
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Post by CathyCA » February 3rd, 2011, 8:37 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
CathyCA wrote:There was that UNC football coach: Dick Crum.
As a kid I remeber seeing a tshirt on game day that said "I'd rather have herpes than Dick Crum".
Thanks for reminding me that you were a KID then. That's a good way to make an old lady feel older.
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Post by wilson » February 3rd, 2011, 8:48 am

CathyCA wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:
CathyCA wrote:There was that UNC football coach: Dick Crum.
As a kid I remeber seeing a tshirt on game day that said "I'd rather have herpes than Dick Crum".
Thanks for reminding me that you were a KID then. That's a good way to make an old lady feel older.
If it makes you feel any better, I've never, ever heard of Dick Crum. ;) :D :ymhug:
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Post by CameronBornAndBred » February 3rd, 2011, 8:58 am

CathyCA wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:
CathyCA wrote:There was that UNC football coach: Dick Crum.
As a kid I remeber seeing a tshirt on game day that said "I'd rather have herpes than Dick Crum".
Thanks for reminding me that you were a KID then. That's a good way to make an old lady feel older.
:))
Apologies. :ymhug:
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Post by CathyCA » February 3rd, 2011, 7:28 pm

wilson wrote:If it makes you feel any better, I've never, ever heard of Dick Crum. ;) :D :ymhug:
Oh, that makes me feel YEARS better.

Dick Crum coached the 'holes from 1978-87. They finished first in the conference my freshman year and they went to bowl games all four years I was at Duke. I despised him and his team.

There was a bumper sticker that Duke and State fans put on their cars (and dorm room doors): "I'd rather have jock itch than Dick Crum."

Seriously. You've never heard of him?
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Post by wilson » February 3rd, 2011, 7:44 pm

CathyCA wrote:...Seriously. You've never heard of him?
No, I really haven't. 1987 is the very leading edge of my memories of just about anything, and with regard to sports, I was really only interested in Duke basketball at the time. For the sake of reference, Danny Ferry is the first "favorite player" of whom I have any clear memories. This era would have been well before I knew much of anything about players/coaches at other schools.
I am, however, a little surprised that I've never heard of Dick Crum before...it is indeed a pretty unfortunate moniker.
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Post by CathyCA » February 3rd, 2011, 7:51 pm

wilson wrote:
CathyCA wrote:...Seriously. You've never heard of him?
No, I really haven't. 1987 is the very leading edge of my memories of just about anything, and with regard to sports, I was really only interested in Duke basketball at the time. For the sake of reference, Danny Ferry is the first "favorite player" of whom I have any clear memories. This era would have been well before I knew much of anything about players/coaches at other schools.
I am, however, a little surprised that I've never heard of Dick Crum before...it is indeed a pretty unfortunate moniker.
Oh my. I'm old enough to be your mother. Were you born in 1984?
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Post by wilson » February 3rd, 2011, 7:52 pm

CathyCA wrote:
wilson wrote:
CathyCA wrote:...Seriously. You've never heard of him?
No, I really haven't. 1987 is the very leading edge of my memories of just about anything, and with regard to sports, I was really only interested in Duke basketball at the time. For the sake of reference, Danny Ferry is the first "favorite player" of whom I have any clear memories. This era would have been well before I knew much of anything about players/coaches at other schools.
I am, however, a little surprised that I've never heard of Dick Crum before...it is indeed a pretty unfortunate moniker.
Oh my. I'm old enough to be your mother. Were you born in 1984?
'82.
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Post by CathyCA » February 3rd, 2011, 7:57 pm

wilson wrote:
CathyCA wrote: Oh my. I'm old enough to be your mother. Were you born in 1984?
'82.
Sophomore or junior year. :9f:
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Post by wilson » February 3rd, 2011, 8:04 pm

CathyCA wrote:
wilson wrote:
CathyCA wrote: Oh my. I'm old enough to be your mother. Were you born in 1984?
'82.
Sophomore or junior year. :9f:
In between...I'm an August baby.
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Post by CathyCA » February 3rd, 2011, 8:20 pm

wilson wrote:
CathyCA wrote:
wilson wrote:'82.
Sophomore or junior year. :9f:
In between...I'm an August baby.
No wonder you didn't know about Dick Crum.
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Post by EarlJam » February 4th, 2011, 11:18 am

CathyCA wrote: No wonder you didn't know about Dick Crum.
Is Dick Crum related to Denny Crum (former Louisville coach)?

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Post by CathyCA » February 4th, 2011, 7:17 pm

EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote: No wonder you didn't know about Dick Crum.
Is Dick Crum related to Denny Crum (former Louisville coach)?

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Very good question. I don't know.
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Post by Lavabe » February 4th, 2011, 7:43 pm

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